60%

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

25% pure. Amateurs.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

67% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

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The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

17% pure.

It's official. You're going to stripper hell when you die.

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[b]73% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time.[/b]

im kind of wondering if this is right, its almost like its backwards. It's a trick test!

The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

19% pure.

It's official. You're going to stripper hell when you die

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The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

50% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time.

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37% pure. 100% pure love.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I'm posted, so you can read my score... or try to score with me.

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What? It said I was sluttish.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I'm posted, so you can read my score... or try to score with me.

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I'm posted, so you can read my score... or try to score with me.

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What? It said I was sluttish.

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/me tries to score with chicka

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Poop.

80% Pure.
Pure as snow.
YELLOW SNOW, that is!

I can't score with chicka. She's got some kind of weird pregnancy/fiance thing. Who does THAT anymore? That's so 2002.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

88%--pure as snow. Wow. I feel so, so clean!

20% pure.

It's official. You're going to stripper hell when you die.

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The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

50% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time.

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I've gone down 4%.

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*shrugs* Don't look at me, I didn't write the quiz.

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Poop.

Apparently, girls will always be more pure than the guys according to that test due to the fact that it is impossible for females to play that cookie game.

As the current pissed FemiNazi, I declare it to be a sexist test and condemn its results!

No seriously. I think the test could stand another makeover.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It's quite possible for females to play the cookie game. You can either play with girls who squirt or the girl can BE the cookie.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

For crying out loud, the original questions were posted as a joke, not a serious assessment!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

36% now

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

A year can do a lot to a fragile flower such as myself. It can make it wither and wilt. It can toss it about, battering it in the icy winds of winter. It can be trampled upon by animals and humans. Innumerable things can happen to that fragile flower, so much so that after a year has passed, it does not seem so beautiful anymore.

That flower....IS ME. I went down 31% since I last took this thing.

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It's grime time.

I took it yesterday and was at 54%, but then I made my first movie-in-three-panels comic and I dont feel like taking the test again.

I got 64% Interesting.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"