TheGovernor wrote:

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 due to the fact I was recently in a cheesy 70s cover band, and I think there were a few times Id want to airstrike us too. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, this is awkward.

[Click to view comic: 'Tribble twenty and bull']

I thought a "Kling-On" was a loaf that just wouldn't pinch off!

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup XV: DID I DO THAT?']

Gotta give it to TheGovernor.

Yes, yes, I know. That's what she said.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Voting for crabby is like heroin, it makes you feel like a bad person but you can't stop doing it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Sorry Crab, old man, but the nod goes to the GOV!

My vote is going with the Flo... to CRABBY.

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https://www.porternotes.com

Damn, another tough call... Going with gov.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm voting crabby on this one

Voting Update

four_legged_tripod leads kevin_keegans_perm by 6-4 with Matchbook_Romance, edoggydogg and UnknownEric still to vote.

evil_d leads Porternotes by 6-3 with Matchbook_Romance, edoggydogg, ArtemisStrong and UnknownEric still to vote.

crabby and TheGovernor is currently a 3-3 tie with 7 people still to vote.

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Time marches on and on and on and.......

The Governor

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

crabby

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Crabby

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Sorry. Summer time hours and illness= no time for stripping. k_v_k informs me that I need to make a few votes so...

I'm going with Tripod, Notes, and crabs. Sounds like my orgy checklist. :)

I just saw this on the front page.

[Click to view comic: 'fuzzyman!']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Voting Update

four_legged_tripod beats kevin_keegans_perm by 7-4

evil_d leads Porternotes by 6-4

crabby leads TheGovernor by 6-4

I'll give it until Thursday for edoggydogg and ArtemisStrong to vote then call it and start the next round. Feel free to lobby them for votes! 

CRABBY!

Mre votes to come when I'm not working 10 hour shifts every day.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

/me lobbies furiously

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

crabby beats TheGovernor 7-4

....wait, what are we doing again?

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https://www.porternotes.com

Semi Final 1

The end is in sight!

crabby vs four_legged_tripod

I'm going back to the random number generator for this one, but this time I want to see two-part series. I'll post the rules from two comic competitions, and one comic has to follow each set of rules. You can choose the order.

Ruleset #1 - CC597: Statuesque (9th December 2014, hosted by evil_d, won by Pandeist)

For this contest, at least one character in your comic must be a statue.  Or a figurine, if you prefer.  "Figurine" is what you call statues when they're small and made of plastic.

If you want your statue to talk, that's okay, but it has to be clear to the reader that it's a statue, somehow.

Ruleset #2 - CC87 - Not with a bang, but a whimper (18th December 2001, hosted by andydougan, won by MENBAH)

[Click to view comic: 'CC87 - The rules (or rule)']

Volunteer Wanted: It's me vs evil_d in the other semi-final, could someone pick the rules for it once this round is done?