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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Ah, love is in the air... or that might be the huge fart I cut loose. Either way, the theme of this competition is LOVE. LOVE between boy and girl, boy and boy, boy and goat, etc.. Some of us just suck in general at getting a girlfriend or boyfriend. Not everyone was built in God's image ya know. Well, here are the rules:

1. Feature a someone who just can't seem to cut it when it comes to opposite sex, someone who's more used to failure than the San Francisco 49ers.

2. No archived strips, use your imagination on this one.

3. Judging will be next Monday night

As Little John would say: LET'S GET THIS THING CRUNK STYLIN! OKAY! WHAT? WHAT?

12-20-04 6:24pm (new)
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Project_Spam
Junior Comic Technician

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CC270: Some Random Loser by Project_Spam
12-20-04
Ooh, here comes a hottie! Hey babe, wanna go out with me sometime?
Yes!
What the fuck...
No, I asked you if you wanted to go out with me.

12-20-04 7:21pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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And if you mock the 9ers again, I'll kill you. It's an off season, alright? We'll be back again, we'll... we'll be back...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

12-20-04 8:10pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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2 more weeks of the reg. season, injokester.

12-20-04 8:18pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Matt Leinerton on a silver platter.

12-20-04 8:56pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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2 more weeks of the reg. season, injokester.

I haven't even seen a game in about 4 years, they don't televise them here anymore (except for the SuperBowl- hey maybe I'll see the 9ers play again in 2018!).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

12-20-04 9:02pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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May we please have a few archived strips? I promise I'll make new ones too.

12-20-04 10:59pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Alright alright, you can use archived strips.

12-21-04 5:36am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I will post a three million part series if this is allowed.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

12-21-04 5:52am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC 270: Ivy's Dating Scene Through The Years by ivytheplant
12-21-04
1998
Lust...
Lesbian...
2001
Lust...
Lesbian...
2004
Lust...
Lesbian...

12-21-04 8:36am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 270: The Balcony Scene by kaufman
12-21-04
O' Romeo, Romeo, wherethree art thou, O' Romeo?
Sheesh, that chick has one heck of an inferiority complex. Who needs that baggage? I'm outta here!

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12-21-04 8:49am (new)
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LostGuy
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC 270 - Love and Stuff by LostGuy
12-21-04
My love is like an acorn,
I kick it in the sea.
If you would let me consume you,
our love would be like a tree.
I want to die.

12-21-04 9:09am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC 270: The Flaming Homo's girl troubles by fpd
12-21-04
Thingamabob, I can't find any girl to date me. Aren't they supposed to love superheros? What can I do?
Well, Flaming Homo, what worked for me was dating a blind girl. She can't see how disgustingly ugly the comic rays made me.
Hey, Malicia, how about giving me a little sugar, ehh?
I may be blind, Johnny Smog, but I can still smell your stench a block away.
Mmm, all I have to do is disguise myself as Malicia Meisters, and then Johnny Smog will be mine.
Oooh, Ben will hit the roof when he finds out that stinky Smog boy has been hitting on me.

All the characters in this strip have appeared in previous strips of mine, but this is a new one.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

12-21-04 9:48am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Something old:
CC179: Darby Dillman, Lonely man by mmyers
4-02-03
On a remote island off the coast of Khaki-noslacky, Hawaii
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do,
Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...
Boy, I'm so lonely that I'd have sex with the number 'one'. I'm not sure how I'd do that...maybe I could stick it up my butt.

Something new:
CC270: Only the lonely can play by mmyers
12-21-04
Man, it's hard being a minotaur in the forest these days. What happened to all the hot minotaur chicks? Oohh-la-la, check out that fine piece of work...
Were you just checking me out?? You're sick, you freak! Ugh!
No, no! I'm a minotaur. I have horse legs, see? And you were obscured by the bushes so I thought you were a minotaur girl. you kind of looked like my ex from the hind quarters.
Oh...well, I guess I can understand that. I suppose we all do look the same from the waist down. Say, maybe we could hang out sometime...
R-really?
Fuck no! Hello?! Kissing you would be like making out with a doughnut! I like my men rattled, paddled, and ready to be saddled.

I'll try to find something borrowed and something blue.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

12-21-04 1:42pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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CC 270: Happy Stupid Dragon In Love by biped
12-21-04
Would you GO OUT with me, Maura? Me LOVE YOU!
HELL, no! I wouldn't go out with YOU if you were the LAST happy stupid dragon on EARTH!
SLURP! YUM-YUM, her tasted GOOD! Yummy BLOOD and MEAT and CHEWY BONES!

CC 270: Anything For Love by biped
12-21-04
Yooou are in my power...yooou will have seeeex with me...
I will have seeeex with you...
Wha...what happened?
Oh, I hypnotized you into having sex with me. I hope you don't mind.
SURPRISE! I hypnotized YOU into thinking I was Suzy Muffington!
MOM!!!

CC 270: The Scent Of Romance by biped
12-21-04
Mom said that if a girl's farts smell good to me, it means she's my one true love!
*frrrrt*
*sniff* *sniff* Oh, BOY! I've FOUND you...my ONE TRUE LOVE! Let's get GO STEADY, darling!
Oh, my GOD! GET LOST, you little CREEP!
MOMMY, WAH-HA-HAAA!!! THE FART-BASED LOVE TEST DIDN'T WORK!!! OH, MY LITTLE HEART IS BROKEN!!! WAH-HA-HAAAAA!!!
Oh, my...I'd better make salmon patties and spicy tater tots for supper tonight.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

12-21-04 3:24pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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True Story 1 by crabby
9-13-01
God I hate my boyfriend so much he's such an ass to me. He treats me bad and he doesn't deserve me. If only you liked me as more than a friend then I wouldn't need him anymore.
Who says I don't like you as more than a friend, I got like the biggest crush on you.
Oh really thats so cute. God your friend Bob is so cute you think he'd talk to me. Ask him what he thinks about me.
What about you and me though? I thought you wanted something to happen between us.
I did! I did! But your friend Bob I don't know him at all and I'm just wondering if anything could ever happen between me and him.
I'm confused.

True Story 2 by crabby
9-13-01
God I can't believe your friend Bob was such a jerk.He was just trying to get me into the sack he didn't care about me at all.I can't believe I had you set me up with him.You're the guy I want though.
Well good why don't we go out and do something this weekend.
Hmmm.... This weekend isn't good for me I have to go to my boyfriend's Grandparent's anniversary party this weekend.
Why are you doing this to me? If your not interested fine, but don't keep acting like you are when your not because I really like you.
I really like you too. You're like the perfect guy.
God I hate myself.

True Story 3 by crabby
9-13-01
Wow... That anniversary party really put everything in perspective. I never had any feelings for you at all.
Well... Thanks for telling me.
I'm serious. I'm in no way attracted to you. I can never see you as anything more than a friend but we'll never be friends now because I know that you have a crush on me.
OK, so now there's no chance of a relationship and we're not friends either.
Oh, we can be friends, I guess. I need someone to cry on when my boyfriend is a jerk and I know you'll be there for me. You're like a big sister!
God I hate myself!

12-21-04 5:07pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 270: At the Superheroes' Reunion by kaufman
12-21-04
If it isn't the Human Chameleon! How ya doin', old chum?
Not bad at all, long time no see!
Look at our wives over there. I see they're already getting along famously.
Yeah. Interesting how everyone here is married these days. Except Superman, of course.
Why of course? What's with him?
Think about it. Every time he meets a girl he finds attractive, he "undresses" her with his x-ray vision. Three months later, she has terminal cancer.

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12-21-04 7:34pm (new)
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etc
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC270: (You are...) by etc
12-22-04
In the beginning of time...
You are perfect!
I don't exist. Fuck off?
...later that millenium.
You're funny.
Really? I like you, but...I'm going to kill myself in a few minutes.
Yesterday.
You're great, but don't worry. I'll go away...
Does that mean I can't fuck your headless corpse?

12-22-04 2:53am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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robot love by boinky33
5-01-04
Why don't girls like me?
I thought you were a real lady killer.
Maybe that's why they don't like me.

both ends by boinky33
5-01-04
I can't go out tonight. I got a frog in my throat.
And a gerbil in my ass.

Women!!!!!! by boinky33
4-11-04
Man, I'm so hot!
Man, you're so hot!
YOU DISGUSTING PIG!!!!

I'm not very romantic by boinky33
3-21-04
Why waste your money on flowers and chocolates? Roofies are much cheaper.

big and hairy by boinky33
3-11-04
Hey, you got big feet....
Yeah, well, you got big tits.
You do know what they say about men with big feet, don't you?
Big shoes?

12-22-04 7:35am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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hard of hearing by boinky33
2-27-04
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
I want a divorce.
What? I can't hear you! Come closer!
____________________________________________________________
I said: I want a divorce!
Still can't hear you, honey! Come a little bit closer!
I want a divorce!
Oh....

:O by boinky33
2-10-04
Hey, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Actually, it is a banana.
And I have an erection.

:| by boinky33
2-10-04
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Well, whatever it is, I really want you to suck it.

cheating by boinky33
2-05-04
Where have you been all this time? Have you been cheating on me?
I've been in prison...
...So, yes.

DURRR!!!! by boinky33
1-30-04
The only time I was in a woman was when my mother was pregnant with me.

12-22-04 7:45am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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(.)(.) by boinky33
1-20-04
Hey, wanna fuck?
In your dreams!
I hope they're wet ones....Zzzzzzz.

you missed the shocking coversation by boinky33
1-21-04
Fine! You don't have to lay in a tub full of ice before we have sex! Yeesh!

fat chick by boinky33
1-03-04
Hey there, wanna eat me out?
No way!
What if I catch mad cow diesese?

Woot! by boinky33
12-28-03
Damn!
What is it, honey?
It's this new gun. I'm always shooting blanks!
Oh, yeah?...
Yeah.
Tell that to my hair!

boinky saves a damsel in distress by boinky33
12-27-03
Mary, are you in there?
Yes, fair boinky! I'm in here!
Are you naked?
No.
Uh....boinky?

12-22-04 7:56am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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lovely by boinky33
12-12-03
Why am I so attracted to you today?
I used animal pheramones.
Really? Where did you buy them?
I didn't.
I just went to the zoo and made a lion piss on me.

poor boinky33 by boinky33
11-16-03
I don't know why girls wont have sex with me.
I mean, my penis is huge!
Maybe it's because I put a mask on it and call it Woody the talking mushroom.
Howdy, old chap.

boinky's date by boinky33
10-03-03
Glad you could make it. Can I offer you a drink?
Oh, yes please.
The next morning
What the...?

Oh man, this is funny! by boinky33
10-02-03
Why do you always want to give me oral sex?
I thought you like it!
Honey, you got to think outside the box!

why I'm a virgin by boinky33
7-24-03
Make me feel like a woman!
Okay.
Then get your fat ass up and make me a sandwich!

12-22-04 8:26am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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I just wanted Crabby to know that he had an empathizer.

CC270: Another true story (Crabby, you're not alone) by mmyers
12-22-04
M, I have something really serious that I need to talk to you about.
OhmyGod, you sound so serious. What's the problem?
I need you to promise that you won't talk to anyone about this. It's a matter of life and death.
Wow...yeah sure. Shoot.
I like your friend Ken. Does he like me?
I think our versions of life and death are very different.

CC270: Another true story (2) by mmyers
12-22-04
What did he say?
Well, I talked to Ken and he said he wasn't really interested in you in that way. But there are lot of cool guys who'd love to go out with you...
I wonder what I can do to MAKE him interested...
Great guys with big, dark hair and white shirts on with black ties who would cut off their left nut just to hold your hand...
Maybe if I wrote his name on my arm with a hot eraser...
Really cool guys who like theatre and get made fun of by the baseball team, and maybe they DO play video games too much, but who doesn't? Guys who had an orange for lunch.

CC270: Another true story (3) by mmyers
12-22-04
The next two years...
Hey Melissa, you look pret--
Is Ken here?
At parties...
Hey Melissa, long time no--
Are you with Ken? How is he?
Everywhere I'd see her...
Hey--
Where the fuck is Ken?

CC270: Another true story (4) by mmyers
12-22-04
Finally, several years later at a party...
M, I need to talk to you about something important. I've had a realization.
Sure. Shoot.
I like a guy, a guy who I've been friends with for a long time and I didn't realize how much I cared for him. He's always been there for me. I'm hoping he feels the same way as I do.
Oo-oo-oo! I'll bet he does! I'll bet he's been waiting for you to say the word so he can make a move and do his happy dance!
Then I'll just go ahead and say it: I like...Ken. What do you think he thinks of me?
You...crazy...bitch. You're trying to drive me mental, aren't you?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

12-22-04 8:53am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Messed up Mort by boinky33
8-19-04
Sarah, will you go to the prom with me?
Not if you were the last man on earth!
What if I was the last chicken on earth?
Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

12-22-04 9:27am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Something old:
CC179: Darby Dillman, Lonely man by mmyers
4-02-03
On a remote island off the coast of Khaki-noslacky, Hawaii
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do,
Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...
Boy, I'm so lonely that I'd have sex with the number 'one'. I'm not sure how I'd do that...maybe I could stick it up my butt.

Isn't that the idea behind "water sports"?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-22-04 11:10am (new)
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