It was my birthday yesterday. I'm not a teenage anymore! =D... =(

You isnt!!!?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Happy Birthday, kid!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Chicken butt

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

This gives me a year to get back into stripclub shape so I can take matchbook out next year.

/me does finger exercises
"One dollar, two dollars, three dollars..."

Happy belated one, kiddo.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Happy Birthday, You sexy little Phillipino.

For your birthday, I've decided to give you the opportunity to post some pictures of you and your hot girlfriend.

Enjoy!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your best years are behind you.

Happy B-day. From here on it's all down hill.

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Get Your War On

Your birthday sucks! Er. Sucked.

Whatever.

Welcome to near-adulthood. You can smoke, die in a war, and even get married, but you still can't drink for another year. Sucker!

Well, not legally anyway.

*sips some bourbon on his porch, out in the open.*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Happy Birthday, Match.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

/me arrests DX for public drunkeness

Happy Birthday Match! We miss you in irc!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Happy Birthday, Neighbor!

quote:

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This gives me a year to get back into stripclub shape so I can take matchbook out next year.

/me does finger exercises
"One dollar, two dollars, three dollars..."

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I swear drunk! I wasn't officer!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Happy Birthday, Matchy! Gimme about 7 months and I can join you in the non-teens.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

IRC died a couple weeks ago. Didn't you get the memo?

Smootches bootches, Matchy. And, if you're lucky, a couple of snickerdoodles too ;)

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Mediocrity at its most average.