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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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This idea may have been used before by someone else, but just think of how easy that would be to totally disregard.

All you have to do is post a comic that someone else has done, and continue it into a series of five or less (including the original comic). However --

The comic you use must be chosen by using the random button at the top of the page. Just in case you happen to get a real dud on your first try, you may hit the random button up to five times, and use one of those five. It can't be one of yours, and it can't already be part of a series, so if you get one of those it won't count as one of your five choices. But if you do use a really crappy comic you will get extra points for taking on a greater challenge.

It sounds like fun to me! I hope it sounds like fun to you. I have already presented this idea to a carefully-chosen test audience, and here is the actual reaction:

I will judge this contest after one week or one-hundred entries, whichever comes first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1-06-05 7:27pm (new)
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CHUBBY
Stripcreator Regular

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Baby by boinky33
3-21-04
I'm so glad that you and Linda finally had a baby. I can't wait until have one.
If you don't have any kids, who's baby are you holding?
........
I....don't....know!

CC272-Baby by CHUBBY
1-06-05
Earlier.....
Look, Jim! John and Linda's baby! I'm just watching him for a few minutes. Isn't he cute?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
I just feel like you're never going to give me a son and heir. It's ironic, isn't it? You being a delivery room nurse and all.
Where are you going?
Out.

CC272-Baby by CHUBBY
1-06-05
What'll I do? If I don't produce an heir, Jim will leave me!
Hi, Brenda, we're back! I'll take the little guy off your hands now. Unless you want to keep him! HAHAHA!
Can I?
HAHA! Speaking of babies, you know anyone who wants a puppy? My cousin's Lab had a litter and she can't keep them. She's going to have a baby boy herself any day, and her husband's in Iraq.
Um, I might.
Well, I'll write down her name and address and phone number, and you can pass it on to anyone who's interested. She lives about an hour away.

CC272-Baby by CHUBBY
1-06-05
One hour later.....
They're all so cute!
Yes, I wish I could keep them-- but this baby's coming any day now! I'll leave you alone for a minute. I need to sit down.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!

CC272-Baby by CHUBBY
1-06-05
A few hours later.....
I'll tell Jim that I didn't even know I was pregnant and suddenly I had a baby! It happens all the time. Oh, here he comes!
Brenda! I'm home! I have some news!
So do I!
I went to see Dr. Slutsky, and the problem's not you-- it's me! I have a low sperm count! I can't father a child!
--------
John and Linda haven't picked up their kid yet? Boy, I hope they're ok. A lotta nuts out there, you know. So, what's your news?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

1-06-05 11:05pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. by Pikachu_Fragger
9-24-01
Okay, I'm on my way! Wish me luck!
Oh! Karl! I must warn you about something before you go!
What is it?
Whatever you do, DO NOT make the wierdo angry. His power is unimaginable! ...
... You do not want to push him to his limit!
*sings ala Michael Jackson and does the moonwalk* You've been hit by! *bang bang* You've been struck by! *bang* a smooth criminal! Aw!
And you WONDER why I call you wierd.

CC 272: Be stupid. Be VERY stupid. by kaufman
1-07-05
I have come a long distance through many obstacles to seek your wisdom.
Yes, what is your problem, my son?
I am tired of my wallpaper at home. Could you suggest a nice pattern for me.
To quote the great of greats, the holy of holies, Jermaine Jackson ...
Jermaine? Jermaine? Are you nuts? Tito could kick Jermaine's ... uh oh.

CC 272: Be angry. Be VERY angry. by kaufman
1-07-05
SILENCE! THE PLANET WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE.
ZOMBIES AND FISH SHALL WALK THE SAHARA!
Braaaaaaiiin food.
PEOPLE'S PANTS SHALL TURN INTO PORCUPINES!
Why aren't you weraring any pants?
Are you kidding me?

CC 272: Be poetic. Be VERY poetic. by kaufman
1-07-05
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went ...
Come on. Help me out.
Uh, Janet Jackson was her ho?
Excellent! I will install your new wallpaper.

CC 272: Be afloyd. Be VERY afloyd. by kaufman
1-07-05
Faux brick wallpaper? The wierdo got us faux brick?
Yeah, I think he's turned over a new leaf.
*sings ala Syd Barrett and impersonates a flying pig* Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink!
And you WONDER why I call you wierd.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-07-05 7:22am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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The news room by danyi
12-31-03
news room documentary
ooooooooh what a scoop
great
woking on a bulliten
mint
orange
welcome to the news on 3 this just in amanda said that viky said that aiden digs kathy

CC272: No news is good news by mmyers
1-07-05
Man, slow news day. News just seems to have stopped happening this week. We've got to do something.
We go on in two hours. Got to be something we can talk about.
Welcome to the news on 3. Ahem. Soooo...how is everyone tonight? I'm doing good. Yep. Went to the grocery today. That was fun. Yep, yep, it was...and, um...
Tomorrow night, a 12 part expose' on why my cat refuses to use the litter box! We'll call it "Cat-gate!" I'll work on a graphic.
And we can do a "Where are they now?" segment where someone tells me what happened to my high school girlfriend. God, I miss her.

CC272: All the news that fit to cook by mmyers
1-07-05
OK, who's been woking on my bulletin? Hmm? Anyone? I've been working on it all damn day. I set it down for 2 seconds and someone sets their wok on it!
Fine, you bunch of pussies. No on is going to fess up? I'll let Clark go out there with wok juice all over his bulletin. Then we'll see who fesses up.
This just in! Shocking news as Mary-Kate Olsen chokes on shit! A horrifyi--wait, there's a waterchestnut on my paper...oh... Mary-Kate 'chose' shittake mushrooms as her favorite mushroom. *sigh*

CC272: News to me by mmyers
1-07-05
You're fired.
Fired?! Why?
Your bulletin made Clark say that Mary-Kate Olsen choked on shit on the air. Also, he referred to Justin Timberlake as a 'future homo.'
  ?  
Homeowner. Justin Timberlake is a future homeowner. Anyway, regardless, you're fired. Grab your stuff and clear out.
I want my wok back.

CC272: And that's our news by mmyers
1-07-05
Guys, I regret to inform you that the Channel 3 News team is being fired. We've got to let you all go.
Oh man. This is bullshit.
So what's going to happen to the studio? And who's going to do the news?
They've decided to go with someone who could make more news than he actually reports on.
Hi, I'm Howard Stern and this is my sex slave Robin. Welcome to the Channel 3 News.
Oh Howard!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

1-07-05 11:35am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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The Young and the Hopeless? (Wishful thinking) by TheRooGurl
8-08-02
If only such problems could be solved so easily
"If only I could be rid of my brat brother .. how wonderful my life .. and everyone else's could be"
Wouldn't the world be a better place?
Hey.. Dick head.. there's a porn convention in Guatamala .. better jet over there fast..
What world are we talking about exactly?
...Now THATS more like it..!
The Young and the Mesoamerican by habnem
1-07-05
Following the events of Strip #81882, Dick Head finds himself stepping off a bus in Guatamala [sic].
Hola. Me llamo Ricardo. Busco la convención del porn.
¡Madre dios!
¿Qué?
It is written in the Mayan prophecies, that a man with a huge head shall come speaking stilted Spanish and lead us to salvation.
The Mayas spoke Spanish?
All right, so technically you're supposed to be speaking stilted Yucatec, but none of us is getting any younger...
The Young and the Over-Their-Heads by habnem
1-07-05
Listen up, everyone! This is our new salvador, Ricardo.
Howdy there, everyone.
I was just about to tell Ricardo that a great pestilence has wiped out the banana crop of our village, and that if it is not righted we shall all surely perish.
Bummer.
Surely you, as a great demigod, can tell us how do avert this impending disaster?
I take it there is, in point of fact, no porn convention...
The Young and the Vengeful by habnem
1-07-05
Okey-dokey, folks. I know why this great pestilence has visited your village.
It was the wrath of a terrible demon, bent on destruction, that manifested itself in the form of banana-death disease. If you kill the demon, it will pass.
Her name is Jenny, and she lives in Findlay, Ohio.
The Young and the Conclusive by habnem
1-07-05
Oh, gee, I hope this works.
*DING-DONG*
Hello. My name is Irmina Mendoza. You killed my economy. Prepare to die.
¿Qué?
Exact poetic justice. Eat a Snickers.
Hi-keeba!
*DIE*

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

1-07-05 1:01pm (new)
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friendy
Professional lurker

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Delete It! by Ixnay174
8-20-02
Hey come look at this comic I just created.
Dude, that comics shite, Delete it!
 OK 

CC 272: Delete it!#1 (the sequel of Ixnay174's #83849) by Friendy
1-07-05
Hey, come look at this farm I just bought
Dude, this farm is a shame. Delete it!

CC 272: Delete it!#2 by Friendy
1-07-05
Hey, come look at this woman I just married.
Dude, you call THAT a woman. Get rid of her!
Ok.

CC 272: Delete it!#3 by Friendy
1-07-05
Hey, I'm having an appointment in half an hour, how do I look?
Dude, your appearance is a total cr@p. Delete it!
Hm... that guy starts getting on my nerves...

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

1-07-05 1:08pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC91: Lust by Default by DexX
1-09-02
So, if we're out of waffles, what am I supposed to eat?
Well...
I could make one suggestion...
Okay then, but you're wearing the Big Bird costume this time.
Fair enough.

CC 272: Flipping the Bird by BigEvilDan
1-07-05
Welcome to WackyBurger. May I take your order?
Why exactly do I have to wear this costume in order to get service?
We here at WackyBurger feel that costumes create a sense of fun that we're well known for.
But isn't it the employees who are usually supposed to wear the goofy outfits?
Ah. I believe your confusion stems from a misconception about which one of us is supposed to be entertained.
*sigh* Just give me two WackyMeals.

CC 272: Happy Meal by BigEvilDan
1-07-05
You see, our founder realized that food service is an incredibly dull occupation, so to improve quality, he let his employees amuse themselves.
How?
Goofy outfits, mind-altering substances, and general smartassery for the most part.
How do you expect to stay in business when your drugged-out clerks are humiliating the customers?
Ah. Your confusion stems from a misconception about which one of us is ingesting the drugs. Enjoy your burger.
This explains a lot. I knew you couldn't get a hangover from french fries.

CC 272: Birds of a Feather by BigEvilDan
1-07-05
Can I help you with anything else?
I demand to speak with your manager!
Okay, but I don't think he'll be able to help. Our "no complaints" policy is clearly spelled out on those rocks our janitor threw at you.
Oh, it's not that. I want to apply for a job here.
In that case, he's in his office making the "special sauce." Make sure you knock first.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

1-07-05 1:15pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

Member Rated:

Guess what! I made more than five! Hooray!

Some comics are born unfunny... by RajuleOne
6-14-02
An early death for this moron...
Come with me,dumbass...
Dude! Reaper!
leads this story in a whole new direction...
Welcome to Hell,dumbass!
Oooh Goat Dude!
This is me. am sorry for this piece of crap comic.I must now take my own life.It's the only way...
I can't believe I wrote this crap...

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 2 by boinky33
1-07-05
Why? Why did I submit this comic? Oh, woe is me. I can never get it removed. It shall remain in cyber-space forever.
Unless....
There!
Dear owner of this website, I have written a comic of poor quality. If you remove it, I will give you a foot massage.

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 3 by boinky33
1-07-05
6 weeks later......
Why hasn't he answered yet? I've been waiting here for 6 weeks. My wife left me and I lost my job because this person wont reply soon enough.
YOU GOTS MAIL, ASS-FACE!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear you, I shall never remove your comic. Infact, I shall make several copies and show all the pretty girls you know. P.S. ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 4 by boinky33
1-07-05
Docotor, this is taking over my life! The comic is just too bad to shake off! I can't sleep. I can't eat. I'm so malnourished.
Sweet Jesus, man! Take it fucking easy! It's just some stupid comic off a website! Take it easy!!!!!!
so is it really not that big of a deal?
Yes. And if you're still worried about it, I'm sure nobody important has seen your comic.
Meanwhile......
This fucking sucks!

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 5 by boinky33
1-07-05
It's only one comic that hardly nobody seen. It's no biggie. I'll be fine.
Hey, you're that douche that made that shitty comic, aren't you? Hold on, I have to tell my girlfriend!
HEY, MARHTA! LOOK, IT'S THAT DIPSHIT WHO MADE THAT HORRIBLE COMIC! WANT ME TO GET AN AUTOGRAPH, BABY?

1-07-05 9:13pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 6 by boinky33
1-07-05
Later......
What? Mom, are you and the whole family really moving to Tibet?
Yes, dear. Your comic was just too bad. We couldn't take the glares and whispering anymore. So we're starting a new life. We're putting you and your horrible comic behind us.
But...but....you can't leave! Please! I'll make it up!
It's too late for that. Goodbye forever, dear.
*sob* NOOOO!!!! GOD, WHY? *sob*

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 7 by boinky33
1-07-05
Later, at a bar......
*Hic*....I used to have it all! A wife, kids, a loving family, and a good job. but now....NOTHING! just like that! Oh god, why me?
Ok buddy, I think you had enough.
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I HAD ENOUGH!

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 8 by boinky33
1-07-05
FINE! KICK ME OUT! I DON'T CARE! I DON'T NEED YOU! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!
....Wait....I have an idea to get my life back! I'll just go see the owner of the website and beg for his mercy!
It's my only hope.

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 9 by boinky33
1-07-05
So our hero set out on his adventure to Stripcreator Island. He hired a local sherpa and was on his way......
Okay, I have the directions to the location we are heading.
Where exactly are we heading?
Stripcreator Island.
AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!! IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF US!

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 10 by boinky33
1-07-05
Even without the aid of his sherpa, our hero still made it to Stripcreator Island......
There it is. The castle of Brad.
ding-dong!
You raaaaaang?

1-07-05 9:15pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 11 by boinky33
1-07-05
Our hero tells the great Brad his story about the tragic loss of his life over one shitty comic......
you story makes my heart heavy, but alas, I cannot get rid of it. For you see....
I feed off the shitty comics from the sc users. shitty comics gives me sustenance and power. It's also the only thing I can digest due to my over-active duodenum.
So you started stripcreator just to feast upon the terrible comics most people make?
Yeah, why do you think I let them put my link on GamFAQs?

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 12 by boinky33
1-07-05
Even though I do understand your situation, I shall not give up without a fight!
Then I guess it's a duel.
Not long after, Brad pushed our hero into a lake......
AUGH!!!!!!

CC: Some comics are born unfunny... 13 by boinky33
1-07-05
After what seemed like forever, our hero finally washed up on shore and sought the police......
Thank goodness I found the proper authorities.
Hey, your that guy who made the crappy comic!....I need back-up!
Oh, crap.
Come with me, sir. It's time to pay the price.
I deserve this!

1-07-05 9:16pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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News to Snooze by SnowmanSkittles
7-29-04
And that all for the 11 oclock news on News Channel 3.
blah blah blah
Tired... as... crap.
  !  
HAHAHA! This cartoon has no point!

CC 272: News to Snooze ][ by not_Scyess
1-07-05
Hey. You're pointing. That's in the comic.
Doesn't that mean the comic has "a point"?
What's your point?
Following the trend so far, I don't have one.

CC 272: News to Snooze ]|[ by not_Scyess
1-07-05
So we both agree that this comic is pointless. Why is it still going on?
How should I know? I'm a friggin' sheep over here, a'ite?
This just in. Researchers at the Institute of Pointless and Probably Fictional Research have just determined that sheep can cause pointless comics to continue infinitely.
Dammit! I can't get stuck here! I have an interview with Doonsbury tomorrow!
Lies! Racist lies, I tell you!

CC 272: News to Snooze |V by not_Scyess
1-07-05
Dammit, you stupid sheep! This is all your fault! I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp!
What would be the point of that?
What? Why would you even ask me that? It's so...
...pointless?
Suddenly, I have a wicked urge to take up philately.
That's the spirit.

CC 272: News to Snooze V by not_Scyess
1-07-05
So here we are. Stuck here forever with no point.
Maybe we should add a subplot.
You know, Marsha, deep inside, I've always loved you. I don't care that you used to be a man.
Oh, Barry! Would you say that if you also knew... I'm your father!
Yep. Doonsbury's looking preeeeeetty good right about now.
Ouch. Maybe I really should have persued a career as a vindaloo curry.

Cheers, possums.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-07-05 9:59pm (new)
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SpideyChris
Junior Comic Technician

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I loved this little idea, seeing as I make up most of my stuff on the spot as it is and I haven't slept in three days.

is it the end? by nosound
3-04-02
the very begginnig...
hey you
wanna see something cool?
and then out of nowhere...
screw this

CC 272-A: The end continues. by SpideyChris
1-08-05
Later that day, at the shrink's office:
And then she said "Screw this!" I couldn't believe it! Can you grasp the absolute DEVASTATION to my precious self-esteem?
Now now, chap, let's calm down a mite there... What exactly were you wishing to show the young lady?
Well, I like to impress pretty girls...
And if you could crap an egg the size of your head, wouldn't you want to show it off?

CC 272-B: The end chugs along on low gas. by SpideyChris
1-08-05
Well, in addition to being a gay ostrich, you're also a pedophile. I believe this will call for drastic measures... Hypnotherapy.
I place my mind in your capable faux-British hands.
You are getting sleeeeeepy... Just like at a Dido cooooooncert...
Ring ring, bitches.
I have to get this. Don't get angry or something.
Have to... Get angry...

CC 272-C: The end gets a flat tire. by SpideyChris
1-08-05
Daddums, Schmoopsie is wetting all over the floor again! She's the most annoying puppy ever!
Oh, balls. You called me at work over the dog? Listen, Brynn, you have to show her some tough love!
If that bitch doesn't do what she's told, SMACK HER UP! Give her a good thrashing about the ears! Beat her until she gives in like the mongrel she is!
Yes... YES! That's so perfect! That is! I can feel the trance wearing off... Thank you, Doctor!
Hrm, she left... Well. I'd say this calls for Drunk O'clock.

CC 272-D: The end finally stalls somewhere outside Boise. by SpideyChris
1-08-05
HEY YOU! BITCH! You sit and listen or I'll rip your fucking ears off!
Uh... Okay...
You're going to come back to my place and crawl over my naked body like a lemur on crank, or I'm going to kill your parents RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Awww... Of course! I just wanted you to approach me with more confidence!
All's well that ends well.
*glorp glorp*
YES! SUCK MY DOWNY TITS, BITCH!

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

1-08-05 8:14am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Sticklove-Go, Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen, GO!! by Killborg
9-11-03
Youre RIGHT! let's unleash the power of SUPER-MECHA-ANGST.E.TEEN on the world!!
this won't end well!
AHA! there is a worthy opponent!!
YOU! fight me KICK-ASS-KUNG-FU STYLE!!!
Ummm...okay....

CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen by niteowl
1-08-05
Good job, moron. You totally got your ass kicked back there.
Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen doesn't like you anymore!
Oh really?
Yeah really! I've had enough of your non-supportiveness! I'm finding a new sidekick!
You forgot to refer to yourself in the 3rd person.
Again with the nitpicking! Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen hates nitpicking!

CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen (2) by niteowl
1-08-05
You are truly hopeless. What kind of fighter gets a beat down from a...LIZARD?
THAT'S IT! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! HIIIIIYA!
A duel? Name the time and the place, bitch.
Tomorrow at high noon, on an internet message board of your choice!
I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Dinosaurs don't surf the internet.
AHA! You're afraid of the power of |_33-|-5p34|<, aren't you?

CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen (3) by niteowl
1-08-05
You suck. Go ahead and find yourself a new sidekick. I'm outta here.
FINE! SUPER-MECHA-ANGST.E.TEEN DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS!
Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen depressed.

CC 272 : Super-Mecha-Angst.E.Teen (4) by niteowl
1-08-05
*BZZZZT* It appears Angst.E.Teen has gained new powers. *BZZZZT*
EGADS! My arch-enemy, Little Boy In A Garbage Can!
*BZZZZT* Angst.E.Teen is filled with hope that he can find new sidekick. Hope. Hope. Hope. Does not compute. Angst.E.Teen must be destroyed. *BZZZZT*
YOU JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET MY HOMIES-
*BZZZZT* Angst.E.Teen eradicated. *BZZZZT*
MEDIC!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

1-08-05 8:24am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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Don't hate the playa.. hate the game! by Shelley
2-27-01
Thanks for all the drinks and coke, but I gotta go.
I'm gonna marry that girl.
After I ditch my current wife, of course.

CC 272: The Good News by fpd
1-07-05
I came over as soon as you called, Zoe. What's going on?
Oh, Mom! It's the most wonderful thing. Pete and I are going to have a baby.
It sure is a good thing you two are married, or else the child would be a bastard.
You're right. There is nothing worse to give a child than the stain of bastardhood. I am so glad I insisted on marriage before letting Pete knock me up.
Your father, bless his soul, would be so happy to know that you are having a child within wedlock.
Oh, I know. He was never the same after he sired a bastard daughter with that hooker. I wonder whatever happened to her.

CC 272: Guys by fpd
1-07-05
Clango, I met the creepiest guy today.
Do you want me to rough him up for you?
Oh, Clango, stop being such a guy and just listen.
I obey. I am shutting off my guy subroutines.
Would you believe he gave me Kool-Aid and some popsicles made of Coca Cola? And the way he was leering at me!
Oh, men can be such brutes, the way they objectify women by staring and ogling at them. For shame!

CC 272: Plan A by fpd
1-07-05
Oh, Zoe, honey, you know how you've always wanted to have children?
Oh yes! Wouldn't a child be just the perfect addition to our family right now?
Well, I have bad news. The doctor told me I'm infertile. I would understand if you wanted to leave me.
Oh, darling, you're not infertile. I should know, for I carry your seed. I'm pregnant.
You slut! Who have you been cheating on me with?
I swear, my darling Peter, I have been with no man but you. The child is yours.

CC 272: Plan B by fpd
1-07-05
Well, Zoe, look what you made me do. You gave me no other choice. I had to do it to be with that hot babe.
Oh Zoe, I wish we had a chance to meet before you died. I recently found out you were my half-sister. But I swear, I shall find whoever did this to you and make him pay.
Hey, baby, fancy meeting you here. I was wondering when fate would bring us together again. The moment I laid eyes on you, I knew we would be married.
You again?! I thought you were a creep when I met you, and this is even creepier!

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1-08-05 3:22pm (new)
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thochaos
The Host of Chaos

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wtfleat by WTFCUNT
2-15-02
so wassup j?
not much
just hanging around
true true, im down with that

wtfleat2 by thochaos
1-08-05
sing a song j
The girl over there with the hot pants on. Filthy MacNasty all night long. Get down hu!
...
The one over there. With the mini dress ha! I ain't got time- I still dig that mess! Get down!
I wish I could "get down"...
But I like the hot pants! Hey! I like a hot pants!

wtfleat3 by thochaos
1-08-05
So I says, "Anyone who welcomes a little child like this on my behalf welcomes me, and anyone who welcomes me welcomes my Father who sent me."
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you laughing about?

wtfleat4 by thochaos
1-08-05
hey j wanna see a trick?
im down with that
hnnnnnngggggg
that was awesome!
i didnt do it yet
 oh 

wtfleat5 by thochaos
1-08-05
Suddenly, the Jesuses (Jesi?) began to speak in tongues!
wrrjhkkkeewqw
asaskkcockslobbarifj
...and then I woke up! What does this all mean?
Dreams mean nothing. Last night I dreamed about fucking your sister!
My sister is only 10 years old!
They grow up so fast these days.

yeah... hopefully I get around to making another entry =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

1-08-05 4:46pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Untitled by Evil_Penguin
8-06-04
In a world where you must fight to survive.
One man stood up to take back what was his.
This Friday Chuck Norris is...
ARE YOU GOING TO ENSLAVE ME!?

CC 272: Under Screech by kaufman
1-08-05
So let me get this straight. I, Jean-Claude Van Damme, am now trapped in the body of a chessboard, you, Bruce Lee, are now a floating ethereal head, and Chuck Norris is a black woman?
That's right, and ... look out, above you!
Caw! Caw! Caw!
What the fuck was that?
Stephen Seagull.

CC 272: The Lost Action Hero by kaufman
1-08-05
So that's the deal, Keanu. All the action stars have been transmogrified into bizarre forms.
I understand, Mel, but why am I the weirdest of all?
Trust me, you're not. Don't you know whose body Schwarzenneger is inhabiting?
Who? I haven't heard?
He's now in the body of the governor of California.
Whoooooooooaaaa!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-08-05 8:21pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Jake And His Comp by Gazzura
8-02-03
Jake was a bit bored..
Wow.. She is hot!
Nice ass, nice face, hair and big breasts! NICE LEGS!
Oh, it's a clothes shop, no wonder they kept them on..

CC 272: Jake and His Comp 2 by BigFrank105
1-08-05
It's 2 in the morning, mom's asleep, and the door's locked.
Dare I go to the site where all teenagers dream about going?
www.joanriversnude.com
I hope I last more than 18 seconds this time!

CC 272: Jake and His Comp 3 by BigFrank105
1-08-05
I need to find a better porn site to spend my nights on...
I hate my life.

CC 272: Jake and His Comp 4 by BigFrank105
1-08-05
SexyCamBitch12 has sent you an Instant Message, do you accept?
Finally! A hot cam girl to get me going!
Downloading...
MOM!?!?

CC 272: Jake and His Comp Final by BigFrank105
1-08-05
BOOM! Did you see that? Ahman Green took the ball and ran it one yard!!! It's gonna be third down!!!
Oh John Madden, you're so hot when you get excited like that!

1-08-05 9:19pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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CC 272: Hubert ][ by Scyess
1-08-05
Mom, you finally get to meet your new grandson, Hubert.
What an adorable child! I only wish you had enough love in your cold, wasted heart not to name him "Hubert."
Don't worry, Granny. I spend every day of my life plotting sweet revenge. And sucking my toes.
I guess I could name him after his great-grandfather Smegly...

CC 272: Hubert ]|[ by Scyess
1-08-05
Okay... for the spelling bee championship, spell "tintinnabulation"
Um... T-I-N-T-I-N-N-A-B-U-L-A-T-I-O-N
Um, right.
What? Did I win? What's the problem?
Well, to be honest, we're not really keen on having our school represented at the state finals by a kid named "Hubert."
Dammit, Mom! Was something like "John" just too difficult a concept?!

CC 272: Hubert |V by Scyess
1-08-05
Holy shit! That bulge is huge! Let's get it on!
You know it, baby!
*click*
Not that it matters, but what was your name again?
Hubert, baby. Hubert McDinglefwat.
*click*
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
IT'S... MY... NAME!!!! DAMN YOU, MOM!

CC 272: Hubert V by Scyess
1-08-05
Oh my lord! Hubert... is that you?
Yes. This is your doing, Mother. Going through life with a name like "Hubert" has driven me over the edge.
I've been laughed at, beaten up, skipped, and reviled, but never chosen, honored, or laid. Thanks to you.
But at least in college you could always tell your monogrammed towels from everyone else's.
Wow. You're right. I never thought of that. Boy, that would've been confusing!
That, and I made a pile off the other moms betting on whose kid got beat up first.

And by the way, I like the idea, biped. So much I did something similar in CC 121.

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"Old" is the old new.

1-08-05 10:41pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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Who's the bigot by nelix
2-22-03
Black man whistling a tune
Mr. Cab driver won't stop to let me in

Untitled by fzh
9-13-04

Untitled by fzh
9-13-04

Untitled by fzh
9-13-04

Untitled by fzh
9-13-04

1-08-05 11:18pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Colorstruck by Cobb
9-25-03
do you worry about what people will say? me being iraqi..
it doesn't matter to me what color you are.
really?
yeah, really. but..
but what? come on, say it.
well, it does matter what color your pants are. don't you own anything blue?

CC 272: XX Marks the Spot by kaufman
1-10-05
there. i've put on blue clothes, ditched the turban, shaved my beard, dyed my hair, and perfected a Midwestern accent. now are you happy with me?
absolutely, abdul. you're wonderful. but ...
but what? come on, say it.
lately, i've been having these lesbian fantasies ...
voila.
ooh la la!

CC 272: Just the Way You Are by kaufman
1-10-05
.......Tuesday................Wednesday......
........Thursday...................Friday..........
.......................Saturday........................
what's the matter, abdul? you just don't seem to be yourself anymore.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-10-05 6:21am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Oravat 3 by Tj
7-27-02
Tämä mies on ennustanut maailman tulevaisuuden supertietokoneensa avulla.
Viiden vuoden sisällä ilkeät oravat valtaavat maailman ja tekevät meistä kaikista orjia pähkinäkaivoksiinsa.
Tässä mies oravien mieleen.
Tulos perustuu ihan oikeaan matikkaan.
Oravat 3.5 by habnem
1-10-05
Hi. Do you ever wish you could speak Finnish? Sure, we all do.
Well, wish no longer. I'm Hilda Geflingerflurgen, inventor of the Finnish Today learning system.
With my tapes, if you started learning yesterday, you could Finnish Today! Let's see how it works...
Oraljet 3.56 by habnem
1-10-05
You'll learn just the essential phrases needed to communicate with Fins.
Jesus, tämä panna kylmettyminen olla.
Jesus, this place is cold.
No waste--learn only the sentences you'll use at least twice a day.
Minun kives kompuroida ylös sisään minun vatsa.
My balls just crawled up into my belly.
Need to know the word for "balmy?" There isn't one--it's that easy!
Tulla, päästää irti holkkuma jäälla!
Come, let's play with ice!
Orvilleredenbacher 5.59999997 by habnem
1-10-05
Order right now for $29.99, and we'll throw in a pair of ear muffs, absolutely free.
You'll need them when you go to Finland, because it's cold there. Get it? It's fucking cold in Finland, people. Colder than shit.
Operaattori jaksaa sivuitse kantaa lumikenkä. Kaikenlainen vaaleatukkainen olla, niinikään.
Operators are standing by wearing snowshoes. They're all blonde, also.

This series will read to Fins like "all your base are belong to us" times a thousand. Sadly, BabelFish doesn't do the language, so I had to do it one word at a time. Fortunately, actual Fins would be so pissed off by the content they probably wouldn't think to yell at me for butchering their language (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

1-10-05 8:01am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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That is fortunate.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

1-10-05 10:08am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Biped, please extend the contest beyond one week. There are too many great entries coming in.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-10-05 11:08am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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... unlike this silliness.

Inspector Yablonski Hates You by gabe_billings
10-03-02
Inspector Yablonski is here? Oh shit. Better hide the nightsticks in the car.
All right... Who the hell is running this popsicle stand?
I am sir. We've been talking to the suspects and I think th...
Like I give a shit about your opinion! I'll get these fellas to talk. Get me a wiffle ball bat, a rubber chicken and a blender. Go man!
All right, twiggy. Spill it. We know all about you and Butch's wife.
It's a little hard to concentrate, what with you not wearing pants and with that bat shoved up your ass.

CC 272: Coprophiliac? by kaufman
1-11-05
What's the matter, Zelda? You don't seem yourself tonight.
Oh, I guess I'm worried about Dracula.
Dracula? What's the problem with him?
Didn't you ... No, you wouldn't smell it with your nose fallen off.
He came home this morning smelling like shit.

CC 272: Or You'll Need a Wooden Stake by kaufman
1-11-05
Today the State Department issued a warning to travelers to Transylvania that they should get a garlic enema before departing.
On second thought, let's go to Botswana.

CC 272: Always Consult a Reputable Travel Agent by kaufman
1-11-05
I Wanna!
I wanna!
I wanna!
I wanna!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-11-05 8:24am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Why I Hate Laziness by dcomposed
12-03-03

CC272: How much is that demon doll in the window? (1) by mmyers
1-11-05
Look at that cute pair of dolls in the window, Frank. Let's get them, hmm? For my collection?
Hmmm, I suppose we can. Sadly, I'm broke so we'll just have to get one of them. Which one would you like?
Just one of them? Hmmm, I'll take the cute one, I guess then.
Allright, allright.
Gosh, she didn't look nearly this creepy in the window. I'll just pull her little string and see what she says.
*My name is Cha Ching, and me love you long time.*

CC272: How much is that demon doll in the window? (2) by mmyers
1-11-05
How many times do I have to tell you?! Whole Milk makes me feel bloated and leaves a funny film in my mouth! God you're SO STUPID!!
*cries*
What the hell are you looking at, you creepy doll? I'll punt you across this room like an Australian rules football player.
*My name is Cha Ching, and me don't love you long time. Me think me might want to kill you.*
Yeah, yeah. You're not the first doll to say that.

CC272: How much is that demon doll in the window? (3) by mmyers
1-11-05
Frank, I'm sorry that I was thinking independently from yo--OHMYGOD! FRANK! Frank? FRANK!
Oh my--you've been turned into an ice sculpture! And there's a five dollar bill taped to your back. Who could have done this?
*My name is Cha Ching. Slushy slushy, five dollah.*
Nooooooooooooo!!!

CC272: How much is that demon doll in the window? (4) by mmyers
1-11-05
*My name is Cha Ching and I have one very important message for you. You--*
(whimper)
*Psst, hey, we've got to go. The car is running and we need to get back to the window.*
*Dammit, you made me forget what I was going to say. Anyway...um...don't fuck with dolls! Because when you do...um...well some--some bad shit happens!*
Later...
And then I killed him and that was about it. What about you? How was your summer?
Not bad. Visited my Mom in Wisconsin...oh yeah, and I killed some people, gave cryptic messages, etc. Same old, same old.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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