I just picked a random squidrabies comic

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-09-02

Gee, what a beautiful. day. And how. A day like this makes me want to experiment with homosexuality, which psychologists assure me is completely normal in this stage of my sexual development. Be gentle.

Carcinogen by FinnNYC 6-14-05

Hey, tell me if you think this lump feels like cancer. Of course it's cancer. All they feed us is saccharin laced tobacco with benzene to wash it down. Sure, but we also get all those cancer fighting drugs. I think you're the control in this test. You've probably been getting a placebo. What!?! Crap, I though my growing blindness was from all the masturbation. If it'll make you feel any better I'll rub your lump.

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matclarke, whatever happened to that thing we had?

art is dead is my third favorite! Now put up YOUR favorite two!

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Wow. I fully expected to see two of my comics. I guess the world really is just an eternal cesspool of horror.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mr. boorite goes full ghetto by boorite 4-27-04

We must protect the democracy of tiny San Judas from Communist rebels. General Rodriguez is beloved by his people! Excuse me. I am from San Judas, and General Rodriguez tortures and kills us! Yes, well, I mean "his people," like his family and friends, his "peeps" if you will. It's a Black expression. I'm black.

CC 228: Kaufman Is My Daddy! by Rabid_Weasle 1-10-04

Dad... I'm thinking of dropping out of school. You mean you're dropping out of COOL. If anyone needs me I'll be drinking moonshine in the garage.

Here ya go Biped, too many good ones to choose from and i'm lazy, this is one of the best on the site!

The Legend Of Santa Claus by biped 12-23-04

Rudolph, with your nose so bright -- won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Ahh, go fuck yourself, Fatso. Wanna screw?

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I dumb :D

Yay! My ego got stroked!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey! i said favorite two YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER!

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obscenity filter is off

I will hold back my profanity and retort...

FUCK THAT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF DRIED UP DOG SNOT STUCK IN HERMAN GEURINGS RIM GETTING LICKED BY A FUCKING LEPERCY INFESTED SEA URCHIN!!

lol, here's my second one.

THE GLAD LADS starring Blaine Rivers and Floyd Reynolds by biped 4-16-02

Look! Me found kitty cat! Me glad you found kitty cat! Me glad you glad me found kitty cat! Me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat! Six hours later... ...me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad... ...you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat!

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I dumb :D

these rock so much they'd be arrested in the movie Footloose.

Stop Me If You've Heard This One... by BigEvilDan 4-23-05

I thought I told you guys never to come back. Every time you walk in here, something goes down.

Cuticles by habnem 7-28-03

Hey, you should see my cuticles. They're pretty. Wow. It's not often that you hear a guy talk about his nail beds. Nail beds? Hell, no. "Cuticles" is what I've been calling my balls since I started putting makeup on 'em.

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what if nigger meant kite

Thanks matclarke. I've been wearing a brown ribbon to show my support for the fight against comic cancer.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

This one's dumb by FinnNYC 2-18-04

Ok, hands up who's a Dude Ranch first timer...

True Tales of Job Interviews (2) by choadwarrior 4-25-04

What kind of people do you find difficult to work with? I would have to say............... Muslims. Hmmm....and...um... how would you deal with that? They're traitors. When I was in the Philipines army, I always put my Muslims up front on patrol so they wouldn't shoot me in the back. This is a very diverse workplace. Do you let your Muslims carry guns?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

squidrabies gets my all-time favorite stripper nod

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-21-05

I don't like fairies. Aww. Thousands of years later... Wait, they thought I meant what? They say it's written in the Bible. It's in the what?

And this comic makes me laugh every time I read it

CC 57: You've got cancer! by wirthling 8-27-01

Welcome! ??? You've got mail! What the hell?! I don't remember signing up for AOL! You don't have AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you. Whew! That would have sucked if I had AOL!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Hey thanks! Oh, and that cancer one there is also one of my very favorites. Brain cancer is always funny, except when I have it. Well, okay, it's always funny.

Match Maker by MaKK_BeNN 12-09-03

I was at Subway yesterday and I wasn't sure if the girl behind the counter was retarded or not. Then I got an errection and I knew that she must be.

Number 3 - Darren and Hank by Choobychooby 5-22-03

So, what do you have planned for tonight then? Tonight? I thought we were just staying in to watch television tonight? But, it's our anniversary, aren't you going to take me out for a meal or something? What do you mean our anniversary? That's not until November. No it isn't, we started going out in May, we met at that roadshow, remember? Oh yeah, but it was months before you gave me any ass.

For years, I've been funnier than lung cancer but not as funny as rectal cancer.

Damnit, now that I've gotten my husband into stripcreator, I guess I'll have to actually check which one of us is logged in before posting. The above post was from me, not rightshu.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

... okay, yeah, it's been too long. I'm not in here.

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Needs more sodomy.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-07-02

I am so much cooler than you. It's my secret shame. Was that sarcasm? I'm not sure.

Untitled #1 by kramer_vs_kramer 9-14-01

I'm collecting for the old folk's home. Hold on... That's not what I meant

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Incompetent Marauders by DragonXero 8-28-05

WE HAVE COME TO KILL YOUR WOMEN AND RAPE YOUR MEN! DUDE! NO! Oh, I mean, WE HAVE COME TO KILL YOUR MEN AND WOMEN, THEN RAPE THEM! DUDE! We.. um... have come to rape your horses? *sigh*

UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #1 by biped 4-04-04

RRR-III-NNNG!!! MORAL: Mom's Civil War figurines from the Franklin Mint cannot answer the phone for you. RRR-III-NNNG!!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Biped is awesome.

I'll get one of my comics in this thread, even if I have to make another 2,000 comics.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 30: And pick up a pack of Trojans by kaufman 4-05-04

Zeus! I'm bored! Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? Hmmm... Want to see my collection of online porn? I'm out of here. My mother warned me to beware of Greeks bearing GIFs.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Tentacles by SilverTidus 5-24-02

Hi! I'm just an innocent Japanese schoolgirl just standing here in my room. *Slither Slither* OH MY GOD!? WHAT IS THAT!? Maybe I can fend it off my doing a high kick which will cause me to spread my legs therefor revealing my panties in front of it! Golly, I hope it doesn't rape me by shoving itself into my vagina! Yum...

Knockin on Heavens Door(Knob) by Undercontrolable 6-15-02

What's it like up there? Not bad. How do I look? Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I can see you're knob.

The SC regs have too many hilarious comics to choose from, so I thought I'd dig a bit deeper for my two.

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Poo perhaps?

#3! i'm a rebel like that

A Nun Walks Into a Bar with a Bird by NastyPope 5-07-05

I will fuck and suck every man in this bar if someone can tell me how much this bird weighs! Ummmm.... 500 pounds? Close enough mister!!!

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what if nigger meant kite