Both strips are hilarious, but I think Kray's mere just has the edge. And that's not Glaswegian bias.

Some would say that's a desirable job.

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Some would say that's a desirable job.

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But think about it- who gets ill the most often. Old ladies, that's who.

Frenchman: Charlemagne
Job: Fast-food restaurant cashier
Vote: fuzzyman

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Frenchman: Jean-Luc Picard
Job: Stripcreator proofreader
Vote: fuzzyman

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

A pun like that'll get my vote any day!
fuzzyman

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This is not my empire.

I'll vote for Krammer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A pun like that'll get my vote any day!
fuzzyman

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Somebody's going to have to explain the joke to me here.

KRAMER!

fozzybear

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

the beatnick (come on, he has to be french

wirthling impersonator

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

A pun like that'll get my vote any day!
fuzzyman

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Somebody's going to have to explain the joke to me here.

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In the USA we have a candy made of peanut butter covered in a chocolate/candy shell called "Reeses Pieces." A sort of mini-version of their "Reeses Peanut Butter Cups."

And if I could vote, I'd vote for fuzzyman based solely on how utterly horrible a pun that is. The beginning of his comic was weak, but the punchline just floored me.

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Both strips are hilarious, but I think Kray's mere just has the edge. And that's not Glaswegian bias.

Some would say that's a desirable job.

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Until you realize that a lot of your patients are sick. How many unhealthy vaginas would you like to examine in a day?

[Click to view comic: 'Gyneacology']

Ewwwww

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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May i be the first pednatic smirking fuck yto point out thet Hercule Poirot is BELGIAN.

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So.... K's choice, Hercule Poirot, and waffles.

No wonder the Belgians wont tell anybody where their country is.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I vote for fuzzy and his terrible pun.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I vote for myself, because I'm pure love.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

fuzzyman 5000.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Puns are the lowest form of wit, you know.

Hmm, I make that 5 votes for Fuzzy, 3 for me and Dragonxero voted for himself.

Perhaps I should consider bribery.

I'm counting 6 for me, 4 for kramer, with ladyj, eltigre, dexx, and chicka still outstanding. Not that I'm anxiously keeping track or anything.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah you're right. 6-4.

Anyway, the offer of bribery still stands. I just got paid yesterday and I'm feeling flush.

I am outstanding. Thank you for noticing.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Upon review of the comics, I feel that my vote must go to fuzzy.

That was some seriously funny shit, yo.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

7-4, so I can only draw.