Yo, lookit all the Andeez I got f'sticking my fingerz up mai butt on video, ya relly, boi!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

burbSIDE!

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what if nigger meant kite

Yeah, that's right, Myspace bitches, I just cashed my McDonald's check!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Todd Edward Wee, employee of Sofa King.

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I has a flavor!

Unfortunately, that's as much money as Todd Silverstein's Wigger Dojo ever took in.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm so glad I'll never be cool now.

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Poop.

"Now I can buy another semi-fake anachronistic weapon to impress the other inbred illiterate semi-fake anachronistic weapon collectors!  Oh, boy!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Zaster

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! :)

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I has a flavor!

This photo was taken minutes before this wigger lost all his cash playing the $40 table at the local indian casino, causing him to go on a numchuck rampage, bruising 23 people, before turning the numchucks on himself.  (He woke up hours later in a county jail cell to the sensation of a large, hard object being shoved up his ass...)

where yer gat, yo?

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Kill Whitey.

Whiton Nerdie tried following the Bloodhound Gang's concept that gay guys got the chicks, but it didn't quite work, so he decide he'd be gay and black. He would be the most hard, cold, street nigga in the Sunnybrook Estates Addition! Bring on da bitches...

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Wielder of the mystical ninja mustache.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

'i listen to danny rhymez and matty b'

The TMNT were shocked to find out that Master Splinter had an illegitimate son.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The lost photo of shank

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

little_kitty

You win.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

douche-bag by day,

ninja by night. 

FACT:

Gay Porn pays Well

For lower-class citizens

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This... Is... PASTA!!!

Numb-Chuck did too many drugs.

Rape : Sometimes , they dont have abortions.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Yo, check dis, a'ite?  We gon' print mo' dis hea papah cash right?"

"Okay."

"Den, we gon' take dis shit to da fuckin' Office Depot, feel me?"

"Word."

"Okay, so den we jus' buy us som MO' papah and ink, word?"

"Yo."

"Den, what we do, is we jus' print mo' money dawg."

"I'm sorry good sir, you've completely lost me.  At what point do we allocate these funds to appropriate some actual currecny with which to buy our overly-sized shirts, untied basketball shoes and miscallaneous other attire with which to freighten the elderly residents of our neighborhood?"

"What the fuck you jus' say dawg?"

"Uh, that is... yo when we gon' get PAID mah nyukuh?  We GOTS to get us sum o' dem phat kicks an' keep ou'selves pimp lookin', so how we gon' do dat shiat?"

"Well shit son, why didn't you say dat in da FURST place?!  Y'see, what we gon' do is we keep buyin' mo' ink and papah' 'till we gots us some PHAT papah' stacks, dig?"

"Yeah son, but when we gon' get some real money?"

"..."

"You don't know, do you Cletus?"

"Shut up."

"I think I'll go play GTA now."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Even the hood has a Special Olympics.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

He operated his whole empire from the basement in his grandmother's house. He did this without ever leaving the basement, or talking to anybody for that matter. He was proud of the fact that he drank his own piss to keep his health up, and he offered some of it to the photographer as a sign of brotherhood. The photographer pretended to glug it down as if it was really good stuff, and when they gangster hugged (to falsely signify unity), the photographer managed to swipe two of the idiots $20.00 bills. He then went upstairs and forced the grandmother to suck him off, and videotaped it, and sold it to 'ync' as an 'underground video' for $250.00. He then auctioned off the grandmother's purse (that he slapped her repeatedly with in the video) for $27.63 on ebay. All in all, it was a profitable day for the photographer.

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bigworm

Excellent, very nice, thanks a lot, i think it should be adopted




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