OK, after the stunning failure of my last theme (sorry all, meglomania runs in my family) I give you Satan at Leisure.

I figured even the Prince of Darkness must have some downtime every now and then. Its your mission to show me what Satan does when he's not being the Supreme Evil Being.

Does he have a hobby? Does he play WOW? Maybe he just sits around and watches TV while eating bon bons.

You tell me.

Rules:

-Once again, absolutely no masturbating while making this comic.

-Sets and series are welcomed

-New comics only please

-No political references thank you

I think that about covers it. To the whiners in the crowd (you know who you are) STFU, dry your little tears and make something funny. If you can.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1949 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-28-09

Well, there goes Dubya, off to his ranch in Crawfish, Taxes... Arrrrrgh! It's about time we got rid of that asshole and his SATANIC policies! You mean those satanic policies [ argh! ] that has kept this nation safe since 9/11? Well... I... Um... Wait a second... Didn't we just do a comic like this in AA's aborted CC? Well, suck my dick like it's got the antidote! AARRRRRGGHH! AAARRRRRGGHH!

RCL no. 1950 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-28-09

There goes Rush, off to go eat a truckload of crawfish. I wonder why would some-one of his wealth would ride in taxi? He must have made a deal with the DEVIL! I mean, wouldn't he just rent a limo or something? SATAN rides in no limos! MUUUWAHAAAA!! What in the name of a blowjob antidote are you talking about? Spouting off phrases about the Evil One is just a hobby of mine...

CC by HCRoyall 1-28-09

Stay away from my man! If you treated him right he wouldn't be comign to ME, bitch! Cue the bouncers right... about... now... and perfect! Jerry! Jerry!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i made this while masturbating to political references so i should probably be disqualified

cc415: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes by mandingo 1-28-09

you ever wonder what Satan does on his day off? rapes dolphins why dolphins? why not? they're all but asking for it with their smooth skin and come hither manner wait... didn't you just vacation at Sea World? allegedly

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what if nigger meant kite

Satan's Me Time by boloboffin 1-28-09

Look, it's my day off... But you don't understand! Obama's close to solving the Middle East... I'LL HANDLE IT TOMORROW -- OUT!!!! SLAM *click* And now back to Meerkat Manor on Animal Planet! *sigh* I miss Flower.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

stuffing Reagan's ass full of pineapples, Its a tough job but someone has to do it. This comic shows you that being Satan isn't as glamorous as the liberal media would have you believe.

CC by HCRoyall 1-29-09

DOC! DOC! HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK AGAIN! Oh, the invisible Devil is back? Well, lets just get you your medicine, shall we? Tee hee! FUCK you!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Height of Evil by biped 1-29-09

Sorry, but you have to be over the height limit to ride this ride. Wha--do you know who you're talking to? I'm Satan, DAMN IT! Huh--who'd have known you'd be so short. Well, sorry, them's the rules. Ooo, you're gonna get it, mister. You are gonna GET IT!!! Nope, sorry. You TURD!!! WAAA-HA-HAAAAAA!!!

The Height of Evil 2 by biped 1-29-09

Oh yes, ha ha, you'll do nicely. I've invented some wonderful new perversions I'd like to try out, and-- Sorry buddy, I don't do midgets. Wha--why, you ungrateful SLUT! You wouldn't even be in BUSINESS if it weren't for me! WELL, I GOTTA HAVE SOME FUCKIN' STANDARDS!!! BEAT IT, SHORTY!!! So anyway, could I have a blow-- NO!!!

The Height of Evil 3 by biped 1-29-09

Please help me, sonny! My kitty is trapped in a drainpipe, and I'm too big to crawl in there. I need someone really, really small-- (sigh) I'm Satan, DAMN IT! I do EVIL things, not nice thi--oh, fuck it. Where's the damn cat. ...and this month's "Size Isn't Everything" award goes to you. In our eyes--and those of Mrs. Hudson's kitty cat, Muffin--why, you're ten feet tall. Lovely. How patronizing. And what's this--a pie? THIS is an award? A fucking PIE? Mmm-boy, this sure is good pie. Oh, SHUT UP!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - The Devil Wears Plaid by edoggydog 1-29-09

Speaking of bath-rooms... Last week I bought this air freshener made by Oust called "A Walk in the Woods"... Groovy! So, I took a big shit, sprayed the freshener in the air, and came back ten minutes later to see what the bath-room smelled like. Did it smell like "A Walk in the Woods"? Yes. Like I was walking in the woods, downwind from a moose taking a big shit! Cool! So, what else do you like to do in your leisure time?

Satanic Versus by TheGovernor 1-30-09

YOU LOSE - GAME OVER This is bullshit, that cheating swine was spawn camping, Im not having it. What the? *User Fragmasta3533* has disconnected Now thats what I call a red ring of death

CC 415: Satan at Leisure

Missed Connection Satan4W: You wore a white blouse at coffee shop on Tues. Overheard you say you were attracted to "bad boys". LMFAO! Email me back and let's make this happen! Photo available upon request! TTYL

by Cre8tive13, 1-30-09

CC 415: Duck, Duck, Devil! by DrMorton 1-30-09

How´s it hangin´, Jesus? Hurr! Hurr! Hey, your cue! No, I´ve had it! Why do I never get to play "The Duck Who Mocked Jesus"? As founder of "Bible Scenes That Should Have Been Enactment Club" I call the shots! The original storyline is still mine. And you don´t look the part at all!

CC415: Satanic Stand-Up by lima 1-30-09

I mean what is the deal with airline food? Nah don't bother cooking my meal, just chew it and wrap it in plastic. I mean who comes up with this shit?  Me

CC 415: Devilicious by NeoVid 1-30-09

I wish to donate five million dollars in cash to your orphanage. What!? That's impossible! This is some sort of trick. No trick. I have more money than I can ever use. Of course, if you don't want the kids to have five million dollars to live on... Get out, evil fiend! Heh heh heh... Ah, I never get tired of that one. Guess now I have to drop this cash in the middle of a homeless camp and then light it on fire.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Hi, I'm Satan by muffindance 2-01-09

HI, I'M SATAN THERE IS ONLY ONE THING I ENJOY MORE THAN PUNISHING SINNERS AND THAT IS HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS WITH MY DONG STICKING OUT OF MY SHORTS

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CC 415: Cookin' with the Devil by deathtoradio 2-02-09

Satan's Public Access Cooking Show: Cookin' with the Devil On today's show, we have a SPECIAL guest. Say hello to Rachel Ray. Hi everyone! I'm a moron. Today we'll be making a recipe, called "Back Alley Aborted Fetus Pot Pie." Yay! The first step in this recipe is to find some freshly aborted fetus's. Look for the ones with coat hangers still in them. That means they are REALLY fresh. Yay! I have fingers.

Judging on wednesday.

Satan loves you.

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Kill Whitey.

OH NO HE DIDN'T! by crabby 2-02-09

Wooo! STEELERS!!! FUCK YOU MOTHAFUCKER! I WILL FUCKING COOK YOU UP LIKE EGGS! Excuse me? FRY YOU UP! You're going to light me on fire? Look guy... I'm gonna beat you up really bad and then I'm going to handcuff you and heat up a wire hanger on the stove and slide it in ya ass real slow.

CC415: God doesn't play with dice, but the Devil, well ... by fpd 2-02-09

Saints & Samaritans: The RPG Walking down the road, you spot a beaten, unconscious man lying by the side of the road. I apply a healing salve. I roll a 7. He regains 7 hit points, but he is still in poor shape. I take him to the inn and pay the innkeeper to look after him while he recovers. I promise the innkeeper I'll come back later to look in on him and pay for any further expenses. Excellent. You gain 50 experience points for your act of compassion. Only 50? C'mon now, a beautiful act of compassion like this deserves at least 700 experience points! You are really cheating me, man. I am so disapointed in you. Really.

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CC415: Calling from the Boiling Pits of Sewage by fpd 2-02-09

Hello, caller. Welcome to Coast to Coast AM. HOW DARE YOU, Mr. Bell! HOW DARE YOU! Is that you, JC? YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, Mr. Bell, TO HELL, YOU AND GEORGE AND IAN AND YOUR WHOLE GANG OF BALASPHEEMIZERS UNLESS YOU REPENT AND FOLLOW ME!!! Do tell, and what have we done this time, JC? Your PIZZA PUNCH has HELLman's mayonaise in it, and IT IS FOOD PORNOGRAPHY! YOU DISGUSTICATE ME, Mr. Bell, and I will expose you as a MINION of SATAN!

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CC 415: Satan Feeling Bored on a Day off by 100Faces 2-03-09

Is this one of your silly jokes again? Stop it! What's wrong with you? Listen! Just because I sold my soul to you doesn't give you the right to play stupid tricks on me whenever you have a dayoff!