[Click to view comic: 'Easter 2.0']
Im reminded of that classic Bill Hicks 'bit' on Easter....
"I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit, left chocolate eggs in the night.
Where do you get this shit from you know?
Why those two things you know?
Why not ‘Goldfish left lincoln logs in your sock drawer’?
As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back goin' across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.
'Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'.
'That's the story of Jesus'. "