for christmas you get ****loads of presents! for halloween you get enough candy to choke Carnie Wilson's horse! and for easter you get!

hard boiled eggs.

who the **** thought of this? sounds like something dreamt up by your grandfather while pulling coins out of your ear. **** him, and **** your ear

your job for this one is to give Easter a makeover. whether it's giving the easter bunny laser beam eyes, or replacing easter baskets with infidelity, as long as it's cooler than the current version, i'm down

i'll judge this one in about a week, on Easter or the day after. good luck, have fun

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what if ****** meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'I want an Easter Keg']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I don't know if this quite what you had in mind, but I'm on a roll with the penguin thing.

[Click to view comic: 'CC423: Easter Penguin'] 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1974']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

0op, I thought you said give Esther a makeover.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Ninja > Bunneh']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Easter Egg Hunt']

Merry Christmas!

[Click to view comic: 'CC423: Easter 2.0']

[Click to view comic: 'Easter Of The Dead']

[Click to view comic: 'CC423: Captain Chip in: "Fappy Easter"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Because it's mandingo.

[Click to view comic: 'Salvation']

Will make something less sucky later maybe.

[Click to view comic: 'CC423: Fullmetal Clergyman']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'It's Kosher']

[Click to view comic: 'cc 423']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'CC423: Chocolate Egg']

[Click to view comic: 'Two young men attempt to save Easter. THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!']

[Click to view comic: 'Two young men attempt to save Easter. THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!']

[Click to view comic: 'Two young men attempt to save Easter. THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!']

[Click to view comic: 'Two young men attempt to save Easter. THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!']

[Click to view comic: 'Two young men attempt to save Easter. THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!']

I didn;t read any of the rules except for Easter. And the Easter I read was in the title of the thread and not the actual body of the rules, so **** your rules and have an Easter.

[Click to view comic: 'Easter 2.0']

Im reminded of that classic Bill Hicks 'bit' on Easter....

"I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit, left chocolate eggs in the night.


Where do you get this **** from you know?

Why those two things you know?

Why not ‘Goldfish left lincoln logs in your sock drawer’?

As long as we’re making **** up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back goin' across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.

'Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'.


'That's the story of Jesus'. "

[Click to view comic: 'A Holiday for Everyone']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Two ROBOWHORES talk about their Easter plans.']

[Click to view comic: 'Two ROBOWHORES talk about their Easter plans.']

[Click to view comic: 'Two ROBOWHORES talk about their Easter plans.']

[Click to view comic: 'Two ROBOWHORES talk about their Easter plans.']

[Click to view comic: 'Two ROBOWHORES talk about their Easter plans.(THE AFTERMATH)']

[Click to view comic: 'Fairy Cotton Tails']

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i'm gonna judge this tonight so get those last minute entries in. no worries if they're pulsating balls of rant and hate after having to deal with family members yesterday

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what if ****** meant kite

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

judging time!

honorable mentions to RCCOLAMAN, crabby, Zaster, and ArtemisStrong, any one of which i'd make hot sloppy with till the cops arrived, but in the end i gave the victory and full-dutch rudder honors to

[Click to view comic: 'CC423: Captain Chip in: "Fappy Easter"']

congratulations, biped. may all your dreams come true, even the bad ones like the homeless guy made out of salami who keeps chasing you away from the atm

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what if ****** meant kite

Thank you, mandingo.  I realize that this victory will draw much jealousy and hatred toward me, so I have preemptively beefed up security around my mansion and its grounds.  I have hired several extra hulking, surly, rap-star-level bodyguards, and I have cut the food rations for my attack dogs in half so that they now hunger for human flesh.  Just as wearing women's clothing provides happiness for some men, these defensive measures are my comfort.  And knowing that anyone who sets foot on my property will be blown in half with shotguns or eaten alive by my vicious dogs will afford me the peace of mind in which to think of a new contest for everyone to enjoy!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.