[Click to view comic: 'Easter 2.0']
Im reminded of that classic Bill Hicks 'bit' on Easter....
"I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit, left chocolate eggs in the night.
Where do you get this **** from you know?
Why those two things you know?
Why not ‘Goldfish left lincoln logs in your sock drawer’?
As long as we’re making **** up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back goin' across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.
'Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'.
'That's the story of Jesus'. "