I liked the idea of not having a lot of rules, like the last CC that Ragu did. As everyone can see, the idea went off without a hitch and was an immense success. So much so that I think the contest was rigged and someone paid off the judge. By I digest...

This comic contest will have just 2 rules:

1.  No new comics. I'd like to see people dig up their graveyard and lay down some oldie, but goodies.

2. No more than 5 entries. I saw what that BryceKain guy did in the last contest and, frankly, I do not approve. People like him are the reason Obamacare exists. So find your funniest 5 past comics and enter them in.

Judging will be in a couple of weeks. Take me back in time, baby!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Homonyms']

[Click to view comic: 'CC XIV']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad News Gone Worse']

[Click to view comic: 'Evangelism']

[Click to view comic: 'Never Ending Soy Mocha']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Busted Mirror']

[Click to view comic: 'The Matrix: Why Neo died']

[Click to view comic: 'Unicorns and such']

[Click to view comic: 'One more bad thing']

[Click to view comic: 'God is the Emporer']

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

[Click to view comic: 'Tomorrow He'll Be Informed That He Lost The Swedish Lottery']

[Click to view comic: 'The Clown Class']

[Click to view comic: 'Wayne The Asshole Cow']

[Click to view comic: 'A Dead Crowd']

[Click to view comic: 'Silent But Deadly (2)']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! 74']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! 546']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - What do you do when something uspets you?']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Presents: More Political Cat and Mouse']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Did I go there, too? Matbe. I. Did.']

To honor my "legion" of fans, I chose my five best comics from my top ten as rated by said fans:

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1813']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1570']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2168']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1747']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 379']

(Okay, I was just being lazy.  Sue me!)

[Click to view comic: 'Butterfly stroke']

[Click to view comic: 'Therapy']

[Click to view comic: 'Years passed...']

[Click to view comic: 'bad news']

[Click to view comic: 'Ziggy played guitar']

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what if nigger meant kite

No, no.  mandingo wins this one.  That's my prediction.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Keep 'em coming guys. Nothings over til the fat lady sings. And I haven't warmed up my pipes yet.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: 7 Year Bitch']

[Click to view comic: 'What a Prick']

[Click to view comic: 'Break Time']

[Click to view comic: 'Just Don't Ask']

[Click to view comic: 'How Bitch Changed From Female Dog to Just Female']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'every guy's fantasy #7']

[Click to view comic: 'two panels costs extra']

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woof

My boy, Sherman, and I went into the Wayback Machine and brought these back.

My very first comic:

[Click to view comic: 'How hung is god?']

The rest are unrated, so I have no choice but to believe nobody ever read them.

[Click to view comic: 'Slop']

[Click to view comic: 'Nozzle']

[Click to view comic: 'Prominence']

[Click to view comic: 'I Can Finally Make This Comic']

In my opinion,  "Tripod's"  (Just Don't Ask) is the one to beat!

I have a couple in mind right now that might win, but the entries are still coming in. So I will wait to judge this thing on the 29th. So keep digging!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'HOGTIE THAT BITCH!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'HOGTIE THAT BITCH!!! (the investigation continues)']

[Click to view comic: 'HOGTIE THAT BITCH!!! (part 3, investigation gets results)']

[Click to view comic: 'nail him to the cross, and he lies, lies, lies!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'THE C.E.O.'S OBNOXIOUS DAUGHTER (PT.5)']

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bigworm

I guess I its time for me to throw my hat in the ring

[Click to view comic: 'Nightlife of an ex-president']

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'bottled anger']

[Click to view comic: 'CC467: I smell prejudice']

[Click to view comic: 'Going Post-al']

I'm gonna need that hat back

More.....MOOOOOORRRRRE.........

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'A Peak Experience No.3']

[Click to view comic: 'A Peak Experience No.4']

[Click to view comic: 'Ra..Ca..La-That's par!']

[Click to view comic: 'THE DEPARTMENT OF ROYAL STANDARDS-']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 483: If We Screw Now, You Have Another One In 9 Months-2']

FYI     The previous comic by "iconoclastic" was just gross enough to have also been entered in CC:570; but that's now "water under the bridge".

So many entries... so many entries... I think I'm in love with this contest....

Judging will commense day after tomorrow (the 29th.) 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Fuck it. It's the 29th somewhere in the world. Let the judging begin!

The top 3 that I liked the best were:

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2168']

[Click to view comic: 'Slop']

[Click to view comic: 'Just Don't Ask']

There were several more that I liked, too, but these cracked me up the most.

In the end I had to flip a coin between Choadwarrior's and Tripod's. And the winner is Four Legged Tripod. Take it away, Tri.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Thanks for the lucky flip!  New contest up next!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke