Seems the old SC crew has disappeared for the most part.  I wanna keep this stuff going on and on! C'mon people, let's keep posting, and keep making this site worth visiting!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

'sup.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Sorry, I died saving Bruce Willis from the clutches of a tentacle monster.  I will be missed.

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I has a flavor!

I are much too busy working, trying to get a business off the ground and drinking and blogging to stop by much anymore.

But I do miss SC.... 

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican wrote:

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I are much too busy working, trying to get a business off the ground

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It's kinda spooky!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I tried to say "moo goo gai pan" once, but I just got stuck on "moo goo goo goo goo goo goo, etc. etc." for about twelve hours.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm, like, busy or whatever.

I think.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Seems the old SC crew has disappeared for the most part.  I wanna keep this stuff going on and on! C'mon people, let's keep posting, and keep making this site worth visiting!

I agree whole-heartedly!  It appears a person could count on one hand the number of REGULAR users of this site any more.  Where have they all gone?  I sure hope they haven't grown up!  Nobody should do THAT!  Brad has made a nice outlet here but it may not be around much longer if we don't see an influx of users who also donate.  (And I don't mean donate only comics.)

I'm around a lot and check this site weekly. But for some reason my funny haha comic making thingamajig inside just isn't what it used to be. So the comics I make are few and far between. But I'm still around none the less when life doesn't get in the way.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I have been on this site for less than a month. I found stripcreator when I was jonesin' big time when bitstrips imploded and decided they cared more about their iphone apps than they did for the people who were actually creating strips. I'd be a liar if I said I won't go back there when they get their shit straight...but I will not desert stripcreator. This site has forced me to work harder to create something I think is good enough to hit "save". I don't know the answer to getting the former "regulars" back - I wish I did - but it sure would be nice to have quality strips to read from more than about 6 people. In the meantime, I'll enjoy the "archives"..........some super-talented people have been here! I appreciate the ones who stayed!

No habla Anglais. 

Wait, I don't even know if that's a real language I was just typing. I'm hopped up on cough syrup and frappucinos right now, in comparison to 10 years ago when I was hopped up on cough syrup, echinacea lozenges, and hash oil.  Ah youth. 

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Sorry, man, I got a real job.  And isn't a 400th of a million comics enough?   Anyway, I still come back and comic when comething inspires me.  But read my old shit.  You probably haven't gotten past the Ds if you're anally doing them alphabetically.  A few of them are funny.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

All of mine are funny except for one that I made once that was intentionally unfunny, and even that one was funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Still here and still have the lowest comic/day avearge!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'm too busy organising a secret Santa at work.

Basically you mingle in a large crowd and sneakily jerk off and then throw your cum at someone's face when they are not looking.

I got the idea after I got secret Santa'd on a busy bus one morning.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Someone e-mailed me a bunch of tasteless, Hellen Keller jokes, and it reminded me of a comic on this site, so I came back!  Kind of amazed that most of the names I see posting are the same names I was used to seeing a bazillion years ago.  Way to keep it alive.

I haven't been around because, er... well, frankly... I have nothing funny to contribute anymore.  I can't think of any comics.  I am so devoid of humor that I saw Bridesmaids in the theater and walked out during the stupid speech/competition part.

Dammit... I do want to hit 2000 comics, though.

Oh, I was surprised to see by some quirk, I am still a moderator.  SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

Wait, can we still say "fuck?"  Should I ban myself now?  Shit... I don't know how it works anymore.  Just ignore this whole post.

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"Old" is the old new.

I've never thought of myself as being part of the old crew, this place was around for ages before I came along. Still feel the same almost a decade later. Still here though, I just don't write a lot anymore.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

We've all got fat and lazy.

I'm gonna come back in here as a new and exciting young strip creator.
I will strike up a friendship with the one old stripper who will regale me with tales of strippers gone by. I know he won't stop at just touching my knee but gosh I do so love his stories.

Then I will track them down ( myself included, although I turn out to be a real hard nut to crack. I'm an alcoholic now you know. My wife is banging some really funny hip comic. My kids hate me ) and try to persuade them all to come back for one last big benefit gig .

Kaufman has motor neurones disease and can only communicate by pointing his forehead at children.

Boinky33 is still fat

Um, that other funny one is a monk

Another guy is all about stocks and shares now . He's a total prick but he ends up funding the whole thing.

Anyway, we all get together and write a whole chunk of comics.

None of them really funny. But hey! My kids kinda dig it and my wife realises the guy she's banging is a coward or something and dumps him.

I'm gonna write a book about it. It's called The Goonies

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.