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The Life and Times of Bob Goatse. Directed by Orson Welles
I'm Bob Goatse.
I'm forced to wander the country with my guitar, composing folk songs with Bob Dylan, just because I'm an android created by Dr. Komiyoji. If only I hadn't left my home in the Christmas Islands
I am the Loch Ness Monster! Read Mao!
I've polymorphed into a chink!

 

Bob Goatse goes through an evil metamorphasis into a 5th collumnist chink from China-land and visits hell
Bob Goatse! I am the ghost of your friend!
Vidi Vini Vichi! No more wire hangers!
PANEL MISSING
This comic has no merit. I'm tired. Shut up.
Excelent orgy!@
In the ass!

 

HITLAH THE THIIIIIRD!!!!!
You'll never catch me, Pops!
HIIIIIIIIITLER!!!!!!!!1
Zenigata will never foil our plan to steal the ancient gold treasure of Saddam Hussein. Isn't that right, Jesus the 33rd?
God hates sinners
MEANWHILE IN ALCATRAZ
I guess I was wrong.
And my guitar gently weeps.

 

Note: Yoko Ono appears white in this comic because it's done manga style: IE all Japanese people are Anglo-Saxon
Oh my God, it's Yoko Ono!
Yep.
F-BOMG!!!!111 OMG!!!1
You fucking rock!
Yep.
Fuck John Miles
Can I have your autograph?
No.

 

Meanwhile, back at Bob Goatse's house...(OMG CONTINUITY!!!!!1111)
My life is a melancholic orgy of bodily mutilation and grain alcohol.
Hi, Bob Goatse! I'm Jerry Chu!
INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN!
I'm going to wrap my plump swolen red anus around a shot-gun!
No! Not your prized anus!
"At this point I'm fucked, literally"~La Blue Girl
There are shrimp coming out of your vagina.
I shouldn't have sex with that lobster!

 

Buckminster Fuller's Geodesic Dome...OF DEATH!
It's Jack the Pumpkinhead!
Won't you follow me to the magnificent land of Oz?
Chicken in a biscuit
No.
Bardic Knowledge
That was some great pot we just smoked.
Indubitably.

 

In Paradigm City
Hello, my good friend Bob Goatse! This is my cat
Who am I? What purpose do I have in life? Why is my anus so swolen?
There should be a filesharing program called KwAnZaA.
Your constant Film Noir-esque angst must have something to do with the fact that we all lost our memories 40 years ago.
40 years ago? I was like five then...
The mythology of the white proletariat: By Bob Berson.
You must master the secret of Trotskémon
Thank you, my Asian friend.

 

I need to huff some paint.
This is the house of paint.
Fuck algebra!
OMG U R AZN!!!!111`11
Yes, I'm from the nation of Laos.
2 + X = OMG ALGEBRA SI HOMO N GAE
OMG U JAP-CHINK!!!!1111 U GUS R FAGORTS LOL>LLLOLLLL SI SAD FAGFORT!!!!!1111
This is the house of paint.

 

President Hamilton meets Algebra
I'm Algebra! The original motherfucker!
No I am!
Technicolor Frank Sinatra!
OMG U GAY-UP TISH COMIC!!1111
Black power!
At OSK's house
They stole my jokes!

 

At the Meleenium city counsel meeting
Flip: I hate Jews.
Terri: I want a vagina.
THE END
I love you.

 

DNR CUNT GOES TO PEIKING
I DON'T SPEAK YOUR ESPANOLISH YOU DAMNED SPICK! SPEAK A LANGUAGE LIKE ENGLISH THAT DOESN'T HAVE FRUITY HATS!
ÕâÊÇÖйú, Äú¹«Â¿¡£
HEY! YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE CHINKS FROM JAPAN! YOU'RE SPEAKING COMMIE-ESE!
Äú¾ªÏÅÈË¡£
FIN!!!11
YOUR LANGUAGE USES STUPID LOOKING SCRIBBLES! WHY DON'T YOU USE REAL LETTERS LIKE A, B, C, AND WHATEVER COMES AFTER C! YOU SHOULD BE SPEAKING AMERICAN, NOT CHAPANESE
ÎÒ°®Äú¾Ãʱ¼ä

 

The story of Betsy Ross
Are you gellin'?
Like a felon
What about you, Ellen? You gellin?
You bet I'm gellin'! So hand me some melon!
Time for Tele-bye bye!
What about you? You gellin'?
I'll gell your face with this tire iron!

 

I PUT TOOTHPASTE ON MY PENIS!
OMG I GAEB I LIEK VIDJO GAEMS TSI TOPIKAL SUBB-CULTURE HUUMER!Q!111122
It looks like somebody bisected that bench and took the other part.
Skippidy to the Bippidy!
War truely is hell.
NO IT ISN'T! WAR IS SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME! NAPALM IS LIKE CANDY TO A-RABS!
WELCOME BACK TO FOX NEWS!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
GOD BLESS AMERICA! I'M THE JAPANESE!

 

How's the weather?
That's what she said!
...
...
I...
That's what she said!

 

Let me have sex with your wife, Wilbur!
Happy 150th Birthday, Michigan!
OMG ADUT SWIM SI CONFORMIST NOW B KUZ TEH HAEF AZN SHIT!!!!!1
SPPPPAAAACE BUTLER!
OMG I USE EMOTICONS! ;) :) >:0 :\ :0 FAR FART FART U R A FAG0RT!!11
Can you hear that? It's the demonic drum-beating of the savage Lion-Killers
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger?
Ook! We are the lion killers! We want to eat elephant!@
I'm not really OSK! I'm the dark lord Cthulhu!

 

"I've been converted to penis!"
OMG IF OPEEND UP AE FAT FUD STORE DNA ALL AZNS DNA FAG0RTS R BAEND!!!1 Also, I'm really a poodle in a costume.
Apoclypse Now vs. Blackula!
Absinth
InajiraarijanI
Hi! I'm Q-Bert!
And the Oscar goes to SinatraFonzarelli2
I've been elected Prime Minister of Japan! Take that, Junichiro Koizumi! Also, I'm really a bag of kittens with a head.
Hey cool, I'm on the moon

 

cHAD AND sLUSH'S EXCELENT ADVENTURE
PERFECT STRANGE#RS SI JESUS!!!!1
OMG YES!!!1`
Fuck Brad and his Paypal fascism.
BANNED!!!1
In Donkey Kong Country 2, Dixie Kong has 5,789 hairs in her pony-tail, but in Donkey Kong Country 3, she clearly has only 5,745. What would cause the glorious Rareware to make such an obscene act?
To be continued...
Perhaps the Satanic Jap Shigeru Miyamoto threatened to rape the Rareware staff's wives if they didn't make a minor alteration to her hair, or pehaps he cast an evil spell.
*GASP* We've won a trip to Paris!

 

In Paris...
This isn't Paris! Fuck you, Nintendo Power!
OMG NINTENDO POWER'S A COMMIE RAG!!!1
I'm sure having a fun trip to Paris.
My nipples are erect
SEXUAL TENSION!

 

Paradigm City is visited by the original mother fucker!
Do you fuck 12-year-old robots too?
Bring me some babies. I want to eat them!
Big O! Showtime!
The great thing about Mexicans is that they're too stricken with fear of being shot to demand more money for working on assembly lines.
Buy poorly made American vehicles from GE. Why settle for Japanese quality?
You're giving me the Big O! (OMG OBSERVING THE FACT THAT THE SHOW "BIG O" IS ALSO A SLANG TERM FOR ORGASM JOKE!!!111)
But the problem with Mexicans is that they're too greasy to be proficient with grabbing the auto-parts. Hey, you gonna eat that cat?

 

Hey, in that last comic, when I said "GE", I meant "GM". It was a typo....that's all.
GET THE GODDAMN CAMERA OF ME!

 

It's Officer Tom Coleman, everyone's favorite racist!
Captain McO'Seamus! I've been doing secret undercover drug operations which I have no record or proof of conducting and discovered some new drug dealers we need to pick up.
Alright, let's hear the list.
Alright. *Ahem* Oprah Winfry, Michael Jordon, Gary Coleman, Mr. T, Bill Cosby, Rosa Parks, Mike Tyson, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Whitney Houston, Halley Berrie...
...James Earl Jones, Ed Bradley, Prince, Urkel, and Al Sharpton
Tom Coleman! You're promoted to lieutenant.

 

OMG I ANDY ROONY I HAVE HUMROUS JOEKS 2 TELL U!!!1
Because this is 60 OMIUNUTES!!!1
THIES SI A KLEVER QUIP ABOWT NEWAS STORIESSSSS.///////
How many Asians can you name?
We're the generic Asians, but in order to make this panel more visually appealing, we've reversed positions and the background is a have-mangled airplane.
We're Gooks!

 

Jack the Pumpkinhead and The Lion-Killer talk about secks
Who are our friends? Who are our enemies?
People often equate fellatio with eating bananas. These statements are baseless, infact the two acts are completely different.
Meanwhile, in Middle Earth
We must kill ze Jews...I mean Orcs!
I am Aaragorn, the Ranger! I will find those Orcs using my ranging skills, which range, for I am a Ranger who ranges....range!
Hmm...using my ranging technique to examine these footprints, I can tell that the Orcs that walked by here drank Vanilla Pepsi during dinner a day before they passed by.
Don't drink Vanilla Pepsi unless you want to look like me! They use anti-freeze to enhance the vanilla flavor!

 

Flip vs. Sey!
Them feminist vegetarian athiest homosexual green party D&D nerd Hollywood Jew democrats are ruining the country with their Rareware and their Sealab 2021
I got a girlfriend who I impregnated, but she got an abortion and then got isolated amnesia so she forgot all about the pregnancy only, and also she drank two bottles of arsenic but she’s over there
Adam vs. SparkyZ
Don't you dare cross the Knights of Smashtopia or...or...we'll write a good description of how we'd beat you up if we were talking to each other in real life instead of on commercials
Chad and Slush have capital tasting scrotal hair
Pat vs. Saf
The government chemically castrated me.
I killed six men to get my job as a webmaster.

 

I made two mistakes in the last otherwise-brilliant comic but I can't fix them because this website's a vomit.
Child prostitution services!
Damn it! I told them I wanted the hot Asian girl, not the ugly one!
Beer solves all superficial issues you have with one's physical appearance.
That's right! Alcohol is truely proof I love you mortals! Hi! I'm TV's God!
Alcohol and cigarettes! Cancer is a fabrication of the liberal media!

 

d1sc0 does NOT r0x j00r s0x
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THE VORSE RAIDER IS GOING TO EAT ALL OF OUR HEADS IN 5 DAYS!
Yes, he's a Peter Puffer
*NOTE: WE DO NOET CONDONE ANITHING ILEAEGAL!!!1
Stopping the peace for the pigs and fat cats*
When the Trix rabbit says "I'm going to get me some", everyone he assumes he's talking about cereal. What if he's talking about something else?
*NOTE: WE STILL DO NOET CONDONE ANITHING ILEAEGAL!!!1
It's not rape if the other person says "Oh God Yes!"*
My dad won't stop watching Young Guns

 

On the Moon
Ah no! My life is still a fake memory implanted in my head my the government! I need to snap some necks!
Hi, I'm Dave Attel! I think I'm funny but I'm not!
On a spaceship from Io to Callisto (IE: ITS TEH FUTUER)
Ah-Scooby Dooby Doo! *Hanna Barbera sound effect as he runs in place but gets nowhere*
Get back here, semi-nude afro clown Looooopawn! Crap! Crap! Crap! Damn it all!
I admit it. I'm drunk

 

The conceptualist chicken talks to his son about going to college
Pepto Bismol does more than you think, son. It gets you laid. That's how you were concieved.
All I heard in that sentance was "laid".
I am a Psion!
Hey, get the hell off my lawn. I'm busy fucking Tony Blair and Junichiro Koizumi in the ass.
Ah bling bling blang bippity boppity skit skat bebop boop bop skippity to the bippity with the shnoobidy shnoobidy *snap* *snap* *snap*
Intriguing.

 

Sex me, Karl Roves

 

At the DNR headquarters
I want to post a letter in the DNR (Which is fascist and omg)
No.
Why not?
Because you're a homosexual commie from Mexico
There, look what you made me do.

 

But unbeknownst to Asian Girl #2, Asian Girl #1 had been eaten alived and replicated by Dark Lord Cthulhu!
FLESH!
*Gasp* Asian girl #1!

 

It's my favorite show!
Welcome to Law and Order: Sexy Victims Unit!
[MOST TASTELESS COMIC EVER]
I'm hot, and I've been raped and beaten to death
I'm the main character in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit! I'm also a vampire!
OMG JENNIFER LOPEZ SI A BATTARED WIEF CUM 2 KIL HRE HUSBAEND!!!!1
Hi, I'm Jennifer Lopez
No you're not.

 

I'm Dick Wolf, creator of Law and Order, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order: Sexy Victims Unit, Law and Order: Assholes Unit...
...and Law and Order: The Tom Coleman years
Wow, how do you get all of your ideas for shows?
By jamming nails in my head

 

WELCOME BACK TO NBC! YOU'VE JUST WATCHED TWELVE HOURS OF SHOWS WE RIPPED OFF FROM THE BRITISH! NOW THE HIT OFF-BEAT SITCOM "SIGMUND"!
Hey, Sigmund! I just told my girlfriend I was a marine biologist!
Your pathological lying is the result of your inward Edipus complex. You secretly want to have sex with your mother, but you're afraid your penis it too small to adequately perform the act of coitus
THAT WAS THE HILARIOUS CULT SITCOM "SIGMUND"! WE NOW GO TO 12 HOURS OF SHOWS THAT TAKE PLACE IN NEW YORK AND STAR GAY MEN!
Which is why you're gender dysphoric and secretly want a vagina. Now name a number between one and twelve

 

John Miles: OMG ANIME SI FAG0RT WATS SO GR8 A BUT FLCL IT DOESNT MAEK N E SENSE!!!1 IM SO CYNIOCCAL!!1
Jimmy Kustes: OMG NINJA SCROLL TV SI KOMING 2 AS IM GUNA MAEK 50 TOPIKS NO ONE CARES ABOUT! I AHVE A FETISH WITH THE COMIC STRIP "ZITS" AND IM OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT EVERYONE HATES ME
Matt Wilson: Lupin III wasn't economical. It wasn't cost-productive. Due to coolness leakage due to time and 35 percent less explosions than the other shows. It didn't meet the 14-35 male demographic.
Generic Inu-yasha fan: OMG I HAET ATHF SI STUPID INUYASHA SI HOET I WAET 2 FUK HIM GOOD!
Zach Nathanson: VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE! VISIT MY WEBSITE!
DianaGohan: [gratuitous post]

 

There are too many feminists, athiests, vegetarians, D&D nerds, communist green party hippies, and homosexuals in this world! I must vanqiush them all to save America!
Flip's crusade of America begins
*Is stabbed by the bayonett OMG THIS COMIC IS SO HIGH-BUDGET*
Take this Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, which is obvious Green Party propaganda issued by the liberal media!
Now to slaughter the Iraqi children, who aren't respecting President Bush and Our Troops

 

Halo 3
Oh no! I've walked through this door and entered another square grey room! The intensity of the X-box graphics! (Which are superior in every way to the Gamecube because they were made in glorious USA)
I have come to destroy democracy and freedom in Space-USA!
I will use my generic looking green plasma weapon to destroy you and your Marxist ways! Read the Bible!
Halo 3 was made by Bungie, The 700 Club, and The Washington Times
Remember kids! Don't buy inferior Japanese products like the Playstation or the Gamecube! The Japanese helped Hitler! Buy American! The sense of patriotism you get balances out the shoddiness.
I'm Mario the homosexual! My game is inferior to Halo due to lack of robots and plasma! Oh, and time-traveling anthropomorphic janitor cats

 

HyperLuigi: OMG OMG! I HAEF ANOTHER FAN SKEDULE!!!1111 [Insert 57th fan-schedule post that week] OMG OMG MISSION HILL IS RETARDED AND UNSOPHISTICATED!!!1 PS: I LIKE GARGOYLES AND VANDREAD
JWL: OMG ADUT SWIM SI AWSUM BTU THEY SHUD PUT IT ON ERLIER!!!1 TSI PAST MI BEDTIEM!!!11 ALSO, THEY SHOD STOP SAYING "DANM" MUI MOM WONT LET ME WATCH IT B CUZ OF TEH BAD WORDZ
Waggytoon: [b]my[/b] [i]name[/i] is [b]Waggytoon[/b]. [i]I[/i] have a [b]message board code[/b] [u]fetish[/u]
Generic person who thinks emoticons are cool: [insert dozens of shitty looking poorly animated emoticons of cartoon characters no one's heard of]
Sl4: I have sex with Mac OS.
Aurochs: I think I'm as witty as Matt Wilson, but I'm not, I'm just obnoxious

 

Now that I've slaughtered the entire feminist, Buddhist, arthouse nerd, and Goth population of my school, I must move on to the sinful homosexuals
I have the innate power of "Gay-dar", but I'm using it for evil.
*This is satire. Do not take me seriously.
That guy's gay! Beat the shit out of him!*
I, President Bush, am proud to honor Flip, for his services in the war against the Pink Menace.
Next: The women that complain about their periods. Get over it, already. Men have problems too...like...scrotal lint...and stuff...

 

From the makers of Trigun, it's the Nicolas D. Wolfwood show!
I love Jesus, and guns, and smoking, and Millie's tits.
Well I don't...
How dare you mock God? You will face the ultimate wrath of the Lord Almighty when you meet my cross gun!
Who put this Jesus on my gun?

 

Asian Girl #1 is arrested for public drunkenness and narcotics possession
Oh my sweet God! I'm hit rock bottom! I'm an alcoholic, a criminal, and a dope fiend. I need help. As my best friend, I'm begging you to help me get my life on track!
Me Chinese! Me make joke. Me go pee-pee in your Coke.

 

At Nevin's house (NEVIN SI TEH AWTHER FU TESE KIOIMICKS)
To compensate for having no job, I make fifty of these worthless comics a day and claim it's art!
“Nuetrasweet is the Jew of the confectionary condiment world”~Hitler
Hey, Stripcreator user #7456! If you love StripCreator so much, why not by our T-shirts from the "store section"?
Why should I, Brad, creator of StripCreator?
Because they're made of crack cocaine.
I'll take 50.

 

No I didn't!
You raped somebody!
Your honor, my client didn't rape anybody, you just think he did because it's the 30s and the South.
You're so nice to all us negros, Mr. Atticus Finch.
(The Judge is played by a pimp because I was too lazy to find a judge character)
He told me that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted, if I could hit 'em, but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. It's probably because...
Enough of that jibba jabba! I best be letting that brothah go, suckah! Not fucking guilty!

 

ITS TEH CIVAL WAR
Die you fuck!
No you die!
I dun murdered! But I won't worry about that today, I'll worry about that tomorrow!
I'm still alive.
That's the cival war going on in the background.
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a flying fuck.
OMG U SAD A SWAR!!!1

 

Rose...bud...(dies) (OMG HES DED)
Charles Kane is dead. Which is good because he fucked newspaper and violated the young.
What does Rosebud mean?
I don't know. Who cares. I'm bored.
Oh, Rosebud was a sled!
*IS A SLED THAT SAYS ROSEBUD TEH END*

 

Boy, I run this night club in Moracco! And stop playing that song, Sam.
What song? What are you talking about?
Oh look! There's my girlfriend! But she's with that Nazi guy!
Have you been losing sleep, Rick?
Now my girlfriend has left me for some other guy who the author forgets the name of! I love you, Nazi guy!
Zis looks like ze start of...I WILL PUT YOU IN ZE FREEZER, HOGAN!

 

OMG OMG OMG OMG 100 PAGES OF TEXT IS SMASHED ITNO A HAFL_HOWER SENSE OMG HRLO I GUD WICH F TEH SAWTH TAEK TES SLIPERS
I KILLED TEH WIKID WICH FU TEH EST BUT NOW I MET TEH SKARECRWO DNA TEH TINW OODMAN NDA TEH LIWN NO I MST FALOW TEH YELLOW BICK ROAD
OMG I RECHED TEH EMERALD CITY BY DACNING NDA SIGNING!!!1 *GOS KWIKLY DNA KILS TEH WIKID WICH FU TEH WEST BUT KOMES BACK AND DISKOVERS HES A FAKE ANS THEY GO NO A HOT AR BALON 2 KANSAS BTU SHE KANT...
...GO WIT OWT TOTO SO TEH GOOD WICH TELS HER TO TAP HRE TOES TRE TIEMS DNA SHE WAEKS PU B CUZ IT KANT BE REL TI HAES 2 B DRM EKWENCE B CUZ IT MAGIKAL HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!!1*
I'm Victor Fleming, director of this film, and I'm raping Frank Baum's corpse!

 

George W. Bush meets Benito Mussolini
I agree with everything you have to say.
Mama Mia! Let's oppress ourselves up some people like-ah how we roll out the pizza dough!
Meanwhile
I'm going to jump off this bridge! Don't try to convince me otherwise, Harvey!
Every time a bell rings, an angel rapes a baby. (WE STILL DO NOT CONDONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL!!!1)
Hand me that baby!

 

You bought me a leapord?
Yes dear.
How dare you?
*Spousal abuse*
Roar roar! ...Uh...sorry, there weren't any leopard graphics.

 

...
...
SEINFELD!
SEINFELD!
*Seinfeld theme plays*
*Dances to Seinfeld theme*
*dances to Seinfeld theme*

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