I hadn't had sex and i'm pregnate...
Whose ready for Jesus 2.0?

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

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I hadn't had sex and i'm pregnate...
Whose ready for Jesus 2.0?

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I have aquired a second job.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Also: I hate Big Texas cinnamon rolls.
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Anything with the words "Big Texas" in the title has to be good.

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That's what I loved about them.

Also, I was kicked out of a party tonight.

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Anything with the words "Big Texas" in the title has to be good.

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According to the weather service, it will snow Monday.

Also, my azalea is dead.

I've made £130 in 3 days by selling the junk I've got knocking around the house on ebay.

And during a row with my fella I lost the power of rational thought and ended up calling him a cunting bollocky bollock face

This is my new favorite thing.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I just masturbated to that picture of the owl. Lol... he saw what I was doing!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I just received a stash of goods from Amazon that I bought from a giftcard I got from a Coinstar machine. Contents:

Books:
[u]Freakanomics[/u] by Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner
[u]Creepy Suzie and 13 other tragic tales for troubled children[/u] by Angus Oblong
[u]The Joys of Enrgish[/u] by Steven Caires

CD:
"Mastered the Art" by Greyboy

DVDs:
"Hedwig and the Angry Inch"
"Wondershowzen Season One"

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DVDs:
"Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

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Today I bought some booze for underage kids.

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Poo perhaps?

I finally found a good free webhosting site for wavs, so I uploaded my song "What Is Your Major Malfunction, Numbnuts" that I made using Sound Recorder and a clip of R. Lee Ermey from FULL METAL JACKET. And now you can all enjoy it.

What Is Your Major Malfunction, Numbnuts

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm having regular sex with the hot, but slightly insane, girl from the office.

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Dad was flammable

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"When I saw Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the jig was up."
--Herman Goering

lozl

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And after "hot, but slightly insane," you never, ever go back!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

I just ate the world's most delicous KitKat

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

But you didn't break me off one, did you? Selfish.

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"When I saw Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the jig was up."
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lozl

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Yes, it's a well known fact that the Yanks only turned up once the war was over.

Duh!

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I made a cool new website, which is brand-new, and needs people to put stuff in it. It has many features and is about weird unexplained paranormal stuff, so if that doesn't interest you then you can go fuck yourself.

WeirdScience

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