Post your favourite comic by the strippers on your favourites list here! I can't decide on my favourite strip by all my favourite authors, but here are a few.

Dramatic by Belabor 2-28-01

I think my relationship is falling apart She didn't like seeing me going out with other women So I cut out her eyes

What She Can Do by Scyess 2-28-01

You shouldn't let Tataki push you around so much. I know, but what can you do? **ZAP!** Um, let me rephrase that...

When is it safe to say yes? by kaufman 6-15-01

Tell me the truth, do these jeans make my ass look fat? Let me take a peek ... Without a doubt, without a doubt. Ok, then they'd probably have the same effect on me. I'll go with the skirt instead.

A 'hole' lot of fun. by kramer_vs_kramer 9-09-01

Help! I'm trapped down this hole. Is there anyone there that can help me? Jesus! Thank you, Lord! Can you get me out of this hole? Help! I'm trapped on this cross. Is there anyone there that can help me?

Americans in F-14s by arrandildocompany 9-20-01

The ancient Afghans peacefully graze the desert, scavenging for scraps. They have long been afraid of the terrible Americans. Now they face an even greater danger... Americans in F-14s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Apologies to Bill Waterson.) This is SOOOO cool! This is so stupid...

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I don't have a favorites list, but here are some random comics that rawk:

Sloppy, but makes the cut for Panel 2 alone:

waterproof dog's feet by pendy 2-23-01

Rejects from the Survivor 2 cast... I am equipped with surface to air missles, and a self-evolving replication program. Also, I am fueled by a continuous fusion reaction. Yeah. Next! I slay your young and drink their blood. I transform your world into a waking nightmare. I drown all life in my black worm jism. We'll give you a call. Thanks for trying out...Coolio, was it? I've trained myself to eat only fungi and drink only sea water or gasoline for up to 6 weeks at a time, and I don't think it's hurt me none. Please make it stop.

Don't know the guy, but he made some great comics:

Bright Lights by Scyess 5-22-01

Ah... bright... light... must... approach... **FOOM** AYAIEEEE!!! Heh heh heh... It's great how lower life forms are mindlessly attracted to bright lights. ...... And now back to day 16 of the Golf Channel Telethon...

This guy has a series of Wonder Twin comics that are really good (but only if you've actually seen the the old Justice League cartoons).

The Wonder Twins in: Trouble in Palestine by nakederic 4-12-01

We join Jayna and Zan as they help end war in Palestine. WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! I'll form Water Phone And I'll form Jayna! HAY! You can't change into yourself! Where are you going? I need you to in order to change back! Screw you! I've been trying to find a way out of this for years, I'm outtie! 5 hours later and 400 miles away in a discoteque. Say, aren't you Jayna from the Wonder Twins? Sure am, now, buy me some drinks and you can watch me turn into a raging-slut.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I like this one:

roofies! by passive 5-15-01

Hey! So how did the date go? Aww fucking rad, dude. I took her out to McDonalds. Man, that place rules! Once the roofies I dropped in her diet coke kicked in, I took her to my favorite playground where I fucked her sleeping body ...uh, i think you just indirectly made me a witness to your rape crime. C.mon! Lighten up! It's not like they'll ever find her!

My favourites list is too long to do in one posting. Here are my first five...

Rain by Adlopa 1-13-01

What is happening to television? Programs are just thin excuses for gratutious sex and violence, broken up by advertisements who's only purpose is to make us realise how inadequate we are Ooh, new haddock-flavored Pop Tarts!

Oh No, It's the Apocalypse by allenhenderson 2-22-01

Oh no, it's the apocalypse and all I did my entire life was horde money. Now everthing is lost and I only have this bag of money I'd better repent Oh boy, a hooker!

Stereotypes by BigEvilDan 1-31-01

I'm here to prove that you don't need to be asian to be a killer martial artist! Now fight me! Come on! Fight back! Why won't you accept my challenge? I'm trying to to prove that you don't need to be a killer martial artist to be asian.

Public discourse 101 by boorite 3-15-01

Before the election... The big debate's coming up. Help! OK, I'll be the other candidate: "My opponent's plan fails to consider--" WHY YOU NAMBY LITTLE FUCKFACE! I'LL WEAR YOUR BALLS FOR A BOWTIE AND CORNHOLE YOUR CORPSE 'TIL YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL PISSES BLOOD ALL OVER HELL! ...um, too much? No, no. That was perfect.

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Another five...

DIY by Controleuse 1-11-01

I had a bit of an accident..... I told you to let me do the renovating! You know you're no good at this Do-It-Yourself stuff! A bit of help would be nice I just don't know what to do with you, you're so clumsy! I'm bleeding here Shit, I hope he can't see that I just glued my hand to my chin....

Atty Meets Jesus XIII by Atticus 5-13-01

Let's never leave each other again! I agree. In fact... I've been thinking about what we could do later... and... WAIT! FUCK!

Cat Haikus by felion 1-18-01

Presenting: Cat Haikus The rule for today: /Touch my tail, I shred your hand. /New rule tomorrow. Cats meow out of angst/"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!/We could break so much!" The End. We're almost equals/I purr to show I love you/Want to smell my butt? ----- Thank you..----

Flame On. by gabe_billings 1-22-01

Hmm.... I guess that plan to visit Kansas to pick up chicks wasn't such a good idea after all. Look on the bright side. We can frolick in the vast fields of wheat. Or... ...we could set them all on fire.

Eye contact by kronsteen 1-15-01

A night at the club ... Ugh. Uh ... hi. My face is up here. Damn, are those real? I give up. Hey baby! Nice rack!

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And another five...

guilty pleasures by ladyjdotnet 5-09-01

all clear? yes! salty, chewy, boogery goodness!

Sam And Duck - #1 by MatthewEastaugh 3-01-01

Sam and Matthew are having an argument.. I hate you.. I hate you too.. ..hmm.. ..hmm.. Wanna get married? Okay then!

Popularity by melba 1-07-01

You have released me. Now I will grant you a wish. I wish I was the kind of person that could be loved by millions.. Crap.

Everyone Else Has One!!! by NekoCat 9-26-01

I'm going to make a comic strip, and show it to the public! It's going to be the best thing ever, and I'll be a genius! And you're telling me this because...? Duh, moral support! Oh. I though you needed a computer. That too.

Welcome to student life by NewCode 1-15-01

Jesus Christ. I knew student accomodation was dingy, but fuck me. I mean, look at the size of that disgusting bug! Do you mind? I'm the landlord. Something tells me the rent may have just gone up.

Getting bored - I'll fiish this tomorrow.

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A few more of my favourite authors' best works...

Protean Providence by JihadFad 1-11-01

Haha. Do you realize how stupid you look? I am dying for your sins, you know. Yeah, like it takes some special effort to die. Fucking ingrates.

Parents, THINK before using animatronics on a dead child. by Tinman 8-03-01

Hey Andy. How's the park going? Bad, actually. A firework went awry and hit little Samuel. His animatronics malfunctioned, and he rampaged through the park, destroying it, and then most of metropolitan London. It's amazing to think one dead baby could do so much damage. Well, he was on fire.

Steve G, Door-To-Door Stripper by itsclark 9-09-01

How do I get more PPL to red my comics? I mean, I can't simply let all of these great penis jokes go to waste. (another year passes) Jons penis comes to a coclusion: "screw this...im finding a new job" He's not laughing. Maybe I caught him during dinner time.

More comics that rawk:

That Allah, man. He's a hoot. by andydougan 10-11-01

Mohammed Atta, ex-terrorist I thought it meant seventy *female* virgins!

More than meets the eye! by kramer_vs_kramer 9-30-01

Damn it Optimus Prime, must you always try to foil my plans? Your evil must not go unpunished Megatron. Now prepare to face my mighty transformation! KER-TRANS-FORM! What the hell is that meant to be? I... don't know.

A public service announcement from DexX... by DexX 9-23-01

In the past, I have suggested many times that the flesh of kangaroos not only tastes wonderful, but is low in fat and cholesterol and high in nutrients. I now retract these statements, fully and without reservation. Kangaroo meat tastes awful, and will make you terribly sick if you ever eat it. I apologise to anybody who may have been offended or harmed as a result of my comments, especially the innocent kangaroos... Keep talking, chubby, you're doing just fine...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You're kidding, right? Have you seen how many people are on my list? And just so you know, there are generally a lot more than just one comic that I think of as a "favorite" from people on my list.

Don't feel hurt if you're not listed here. There's just not enough room in one post for everything.

Three little words by NewCode 1-15-01

Darling, I've been with you a long time now. I think it's time I fully expressed myself. You mean? Yes, those three little words Suck my dick?

Inside jokes are the only kind I make anymore by evil_d 3-03-01

Hey, Roger. What's with the ambulances? Didn't you hear? The paramedics had to come take care of Gabe's mom. They estimate she got hit over 40,000 times in one day! Wow, that's harsh. Really makes you think about the fleetingness of life, and all. I mean, just yesterday, me and Mrs. Billings.... Yeah, I know, it's pretty mind-blowing. Gabe's not taking it too well. I guess that would explain why I saw him running around wearing "parachute pants" and talking like Mr. T earlier. No... I don't think anything could explain that.

A (Somewhat) True Story by descolada99 6-09-01

based on a true story... Suzie, I love you and we've been dating awhile I really want to get more intimate with you. Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual handjobs? I can justify that. Awhile later in the dating cycle... Suzie, I love you even more. I want to be even closer to you. Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual oral sex? I can justify that. Awhile later... Suzie, I'm madly in love you with. I want to make sweet love to you all night long while Barry White serades us on the stereo. Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual anal sex? It's not *really* sex.

The Morning After by nailbunny 5-05-01

After a night of heavy drinking and repetitive trance music... Man, what a night. I'm so hung over. All I can remember is having sex with some drunk girl slumped over a table. Dude, that was your sister. She killed herself this morning when she realized what happened. Dear lord. Did she leave a note or anything? Yeah. It says, "Dear Brother, why did you have to fuck me and force me to commit suicide? See you in Hell......P.S. - You're gonna have AIDS now." Yeah, I'm gonna have A.I.D.S. alright....Anal Intercourse with my Dead Sister. I call the mouth!

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