Yes! I broke my 40ish contest losing streak! I feel as though I've finally scored after loads and loads of bad dates. Speaking of which...

Everyone who's been dating could give you at least one rather insane story of a date gone awry. The stripcrator characters are no different in that every single one of them has an active dating life, and they're all totally insane.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a stripcreator character and make one, two, hell, a whole series if you want, of comics about their dating life. It can be annecdotes from your real life, things that you only wish would happen in your dreams, things from your worst nightmare, whatever...

The only catch when it comes to multiple entries from a single person is that the entries all have to focus on the exploits of one central character. For example, if your first strip is about a date between DragonXero and dogonball, one of those two must be the focus of all your following dating comics in this contest.

I thought about adding some additional fucked up conditional things to screw around with you all, but I'll leave this contest open fairly ended.

For those who remember the last time I ran one of these, having a sick sense of humor will take you a long way.

You have approximately 76 hours, so start your engines and let the dating games begin!

cc83 aaarrrggghh!!! by skagg 12-02-01

ok breathmints. check. cheap aftershave. check. flowers picked from the park. check. god i hope this goes well, ive been single for so long oh hey, you must be sexyboy_xxxx! come on in sugarlips thank fuck im wearing my running shoes!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Hurrah! My muse has returned!

CC83 - Depression and Emotional Pain by kramer_vs_kramer 12-02-01

So what do you do? Well, I'm studying sociology at university and... No no no. That's not what I meant... I mean what do you do? Spit or swallow?

And the angels did sing!

i can see this being a very fun cc

cc83 gutted by skagg 12-02-01

hmmm a strip about dating eh? i wonder what the skaggmeisters got in store for me hmm, i see a comfy bed over there, this could be good! hurry up and draw skaggyboy you lazy fuck call me a lazy fuck will ya? oh you have got to be fucking kidding me me love you long time

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

shit, just realised the mutiple entries thing

ok ignore the first one, im doing a redux

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

like apocalypse now redux

cc83 aaarrrggghh!!! redux by skagg 12-02-01

ok breathmints. check. cheap aftershave. check. flowers picked from the park. check. god i hope this goes well, ive been single for so long oh hey, you must be sexyboy_xxxx! come on in sugarlips thank fuck im wearing my running shoes

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

CC83 - I'm never going to lose any of my old letters. by kramer_vs_kramer 12-02-01

You may have noticed that throughout this date I have been writing on a clipboard. Would you like to see what's on it? Ewwww! Is that a picture of me having sex with a horse? No no no. Of course it isn't. It's meant to be a donkey.

My first blind date - 1 by Bogart 12-02-01

You must be Bogart. What? Oh... So you're Alice. Nice to meet you. He's younger than I was told. I thought Jack said she was in 8th grade, same as me! She must be in high school already! Is he just going to stand there admiring my rack all night? Condom... condom... I hope I still have that one I swiped from my father last New Years.

My first blind date - 2 by Bogart 12-02-01

I've been looking forward to this movie! Oh look, here come some of my friends! Damn! Now she'll spend the movie talking with them! Hi there!... uh... Are you baby sitting or something? It's a mercy date for a friend. Long story. Where are you sitting? Let's go.

My first blind date - 3 by Bogart 12-02-01

I can't believe she ditched me. Me either. She's got a lot of nerve. So... what are you gonna do now? Who are you? Janet. My older brother built a treehouse and now he's gone. You wanna go there? Follow me. ...

My first blind date - 4 by Bogart 12-02-01

No one will find us here. Yeah this is cool. So why did we... You were saying? Condom... condom... I hope I still have that one I swiped from my father last New Years.

CC83: Rosemary's Blind Dates by fpd 12-02-01

Hey baby, want to suck face? Ew, gross! Get away from me tentacle face! There isn't a human woman I would like to probe more than you, Rosemary. I thought you were different from other guys! I'm outta here! Rosemary, my dear, your beauty could tempt the angels from heaven. Oh Nick, you sure know how to sweet-talk a lady.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

My blind date by Kitty_Kat 12-02-01

My......Friend hooked me up on this date, so he better be good. What am I saying. My.... friend treats me like shit. He's probobly just a boozer. I'm just gonna hightail it out of here. I wonder if my dates here yet???

This is a little like my first blind date. It turns out I went away from a really hot guy, and I had to explain why I wasn't there. I really hate my.... freind. She always does thingsd to spite me, so I don't trust her.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

BAD by crabby 12-02-01

Why hello there. Babysitting huh? Well actually this is my baby I had to come pick up some diapers cause it's all out and my girlfriend says she can't wear a paper bag. Oh i see. So............why would you wanna use a paper bag are you dumb? I'm not really sure whats going on. I'm new to this baby thing and I'm just trying the best I can so whats going on with you? Well I was gonna ask for your number but your obviously taken. I wonder if I'm allowed to date?

Internet Dating - Episode 1 by fuzzyman 12-02-01

HELLO? Ummm... RedHot_30? It's NiceGuy_89. We Met on the Internet. I'm here for our date... I'LL BE DOWN IN JUST A MINUTE! I hope she's cute. I hope she's cute. I hope she's cute. HEY, YOU'RE CUTE! eep.

Internet Dating - Episode 2 by fuzzyman 12-02-01

NICE RESTAURANT. GLAD WE GOT A TABLE OUTSIDE. Ye Gods, I hope no one I know sees me with this girl. SO... YOU'RE SO QUIET! TELL TOBOR... WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? Oh, I don't know... "Lawrence of Arabia," I guess. Or maybe "Star Wars." What's yours? TOBOR HAS A HARD TIME DECIDING BETWEEN "THE CRYING GAME" AND "ANAL ASSAULT 2." eep.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

BOOYAKA! I am so gonna lose...XD These others are great!

Boom Baby! 18 by Emmi 12-02-01

C'mon Seth. Let's go out...just once? PLEASE? No. SETH! I have been nothing but PATIENT with you! can't you reward me with just one date? ...Fine. Be ready at 8. Oh I am SO getting some tonight... You do know, you aren't getting any tonight, right?

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"Wait...thats not porn, its a furniture commercial!!!" ~Me "Yes, I have a big penis" ~Me "That penis looks like a couch..." ~ VB IM me on AIM at: oOUtadaHikkiOo

I'm going to have fun with this, but it will take a while to write. For now let me spoon you the setup.

Oh, by the way, if you haven't seen Ruthless People, what's your problem?

CC 83.01: Prologue by kaufman 12-02-01

Dave, long time no see! What's up, Stick? I've been reading. You? Reading? Ok, I'll bite, what have you been reading? "For a good time, call Marsha. 673-4095. Ha ha ... uh, what was that number?

CC 83.02: In A Gadda DeVito by kaufman 12-02-01

Hello? Hello, is, uh, Marsha there? She can't talk right now. She's got my dick in her mouth. *click* I LOVE wrong numbers.

CC 83.03: Phone Call, Take Two. by kaufman 12-02-01

So she gives head to other guys. That doesn't mean she won't show me a little fellowship ... I'll try her again. Hello, is this Marsha? My name's Dave; how'd you like to have dinner with me? Oh, sure? Where shall we go? Uh, how about McDonalds? Can we go somewhere else? I hate Scottish food.

CC 83.04: At First Sight by kaufman 12-02-01

You're ... ... Marsha? Uh huh. Short for "Martian," if you must know.

CC 83.05: And Phobos is a Vietnamese Restaurant by kaufman 12-02-01

What may I bring you tonight? I'll have the kung pao chicken. And I'd like the moo shu Arean sandworms. But ... It's true. They landed on Mars 15 years ago, but your government's been denying and blacking it out ever since.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

First post to the forums, so forgive any screwups.

[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=45748][/url]

Ok, see, like that, that was a screw up.

Don't know why the build a link code isn't working for me, so here it is:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=45748

And entry (such as it is)...

A Nightmare by Spankling 12-02-01

I don't know, Jael, my tastes are a bit... Stop thinking up excuses! Just be ready at 7:00. I already told it... I mean... her you would be there. *sigh* All right. You win. Well duh! But don't worry. This chick is easy. Hard to figure out sometimes, but easy. At a hip-hoppin joint... Oh my... You look like you could... pinch! It looks like you're trying to hit on my. How may I help?

And some old business just for shits and giggles.

So, Why "Spankling?" by Spankling 6-08-01

My father and minister conspired to hire a prostitute to chaperone a sleepover in our church one summer night when I was about 13. I can't believe this is happening! So young and tender... I could make him do just about anything! They chose her well. She had an outrageous body and showed up wearing a thin white blouse with a black lace bra underneath. There are, like, 7 other guys on this sleepover. Where did they go? I'll just separate this one from the herd and have a little fun. She wanted us to screw under the cross on the alter, but that weirded me out too much. So I spent the night wrestling and spanking her in the youth room. Damn! My_hands_are_raw from_slapping_her_ass! How am I ever gonna jerk off after this? Come on boy! Put your arm into it!

Why would your father and minister set you up with a whore? by Spankling 6-08-01

People_had_strange_ideas back then. They didn't mean to steer me toward hookers. They thought by awakening a part of me that was draw to the fairer sex... They wanted to make sure he didn't turn out gay. And did it work? Are you kidding? You should have seen this woman! Yeah. I was hot.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 83: Dr. Pedantic Dates A Woman by BigEvilDan 12-03-01

March 12th, 1960.

CC 83: Dinner... by BigEvilDan 12-03-01

...and those are all of the scientific and technical flaws in "Star Trek". Won't this guy ever stop talking? But enough about my life. Let's talk about you. Well... Here's a listing of all the flaws I've discovered about you this evening...

CC 83: ...and a Movie by BigEvilDan 12-03-01

There is absolutely no way that a man could survive a fall from that height without a parachute. Especially when suffering from a bullet wound. That radiation would kill him, not give him superior strength. And if he can really crush cars, how is his daughter surviving that hug? Those were some pretty good trailers. I can not wait to see the actual movie. Oh god. He'll never believe that Julia Roberts would leave her rich fiance for a waiter. It's going to be a LOOOONG movie.

CC 83: Pedantic, the Love Doctor by BigEvilDan 12-03-01

Well, that was certainly an interesting evening. Do you mind if I come in? When I said interesting, I meant horrible. If you're planning on getting some, think again. "Getting some" what? SLAM! I'll just wait here until you finish that sentence.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Those were wonderful, Dan, but that won't stop me from posting installments 6-10 of my epic ...

CC 83.06: Where There's Smoke There's Ire by kaufman 12-03-01

My meal is too cold. I'm going to send it back for reheating. Don't bother. I can take care of that. Whoa, is that like some sort of portable microwave? Even better. See that guy smoking over there? Watch what I can do to his fork.

CC 83.07: Unusual Occurrences in the Dessert by kaufman 12-03-01

My fortune cookie says, "Keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars." Mine says, "It is a big man who has little fear." Wait, here's another. "Earn thousands of dollars working from your own home ..." Dammit, I HATE pop-up ads!

CC 83.08: Things are Looking Up ... by kaufman 12-03-01

Shall we go to a movie now? Sure, there's a place down the street that specializes in old science fiction films. Really, what's playing there? "Mars Needs Women." It does? I was afraid of that. Gotta go! Hey, mind if I tag along?

CC 83.09: The Sauceror's Apprentice by kaufman 12-03-01

Now whatever you do, don't hit that button I'm pointing at. Don't worry, I won't touch a thing. Oh, and hang on, the acceleration can be ... Oooof! ... rough. You didn't hit it, did you? Hello. It looks like you have requested my assistance in interplanetary travel. Would you like help?

CC 83.10: With Phrens Like That, Who Needs Enemies? by kaufman 12-03-01

You hit your head pretty badly. Are you going to be ok? I think so, though I feel like I have a bump the size of Iowa. I'll make some phrenologist back on Earth VERY happy. Pardon the interruption, but Brad and I just wanted to let you know that this is the first ever use of "phrenologist" in a stripcreator comic. This will send the Google hits off the charts. Please send money to support us. Now, back to our story. ... Two on Uranus and one on Pluto! Ha ha ha ha, stop that! It hurts my head when I laugh.