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LFV: *posts a stupid graphic*
Matt Wilson: *posts a stupid graphic*
Matthew Williams: *posts a stupid graphic*
Landstander: *posts a stupid graphic*
(Based on true events just like The Mothman Prophecies)
Alright, let me try. *posts a stupid graphic*
Dude, don't troll.

 

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Rush Limbaugh's right about everything.
Stop using drugs, you hippie! It's immoral!

 

Outside the Unitarian Church
Vote for Wes Clark!
Why? The last time we had a democrat in the office, nothing changed. He was a crypto-conservative who invaded Iraq, had people assassinated, sexually harassed his interns, and bombed aspirin factories
He was just the next heir to the throne in the Reagano-Bush dynasty. And even if I do vote, what if Bush just commits election fraud again? And Wes Clark is a fucking general. He's probably killed.
Yes, but he's going to outlaw guns. And for every pamphlet I give you, you get a mini-Clark bar. Get it, because his name is Clark?
Oooh...Clark Bar. You can count on my vote.

 
*RIM SHOT*
A Cubs/Red Sox World Series? Get real!

 

Janey, I have good news!
I'm on your Nice list?
*RIM SHOT*
No, I just saved a ton of money on my sled insurance by switching to Geico!

 

Just say no!
Alright!
Hey man, do you want to abstain from LSD?
No.
PHANTOM PANEL

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=alcoac14&ID=196322
Here's my example for why Republicanism doesn't work.
Send them all to Mars, give them plenty of supplies, air, and all the equipment and facilities they could ever need, and some weapons.
(I like my version better)
...then check on them in 50 years.

 

 

Today the dishes need to be washed, the dog needs to go to the vet, Jimmy needs to be dropped off at soccer practice, and your parents' gifts need to be bought.
And you're going to do all this?
No, honey, I'm going to get my personal assistants to do it.
...
You too can get your own personal assistants thanks to Horizon!â„¢ slave traders!
...well, either way, it better get done either way, or you're going to get such a beating.

 

Dirty subversive and very poor negros will attempt to break into your house and steal your glorious posessions. That's a guarentee.
We're going to attempt to break into this nice suburban white house and steal their DVD Players (SOMETHING THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT)
Why are we so evil and fiendish? Is it because we live in a dumpster, eat dogfood, and get battered by the police force? No, silly. It's because we hate democracy.
But not with SafeShieldâ„¢ brand home security
Oh no! The alarm is going off! The mental superiority of the White man triumphs over our physical strength and large phaluses!
I guess this ends the horrible persecution of rich white Christians.
You can stop the dirty Porch Monkeys from dirtying up your porch as well, for only 299.99 a month! Can you really afford not to purchase this? Do you really want Chinese communists raping your baby?
I'm glad SafeShieldâ„¢ contacted you, officer! But the savage criminals got away!
Yes, but now we have an arrest warrant out for every black man in the city. Thanks to you, we may soon defeat the Negro menace

 

That's why I switched to Progresso soup. It's much heartier
Ah, good point, Rabid, but I'm a Campbell's...
Chaos0331: BOINKY33 IS SUCH A FAG, HUH?
...
GO DIE OF AIDS YOU HOMOSEXUALS >:(
...So anyway...

 

I made a comic, it's called "Sub-human gooks with small penises all need to be beaten to death with sticks because their farts smell"
*ahem*
"Messa a rearry stupid gook who has sex with sushi and anime because I'm dumb and I fart a rot and my gay faggot nigger lover died of AIDs because women won't have sex with my infinitesimal penis"
Please stop trying.

 

[Click here to read "Freedom-hating chinks give cunnilingus to a dog at an evil hippie Modern Art museum because their slant eyes make them blind"]
Please everyone give honest constructive criticism about this comic. I'm eager to hear what you really think.
It's terrible.
Utterly tasteless
WELL I JUST OFFENDED YOUR MALE CUM-FILLED EARS YOU GOOK LOVING ASSHOLES! YOU JUST DON'T APPRICIATE MY BRILLIANCE! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHO ASKED YOU?!? Jesus Christ!

 

Hey, we caught Saddam. Isn't that awesome? The war's a complete and total success!
Why? You haven't improved the standard of living for the Kurds and Shi’ites. In fact, you've murdered tens of thousands of people, not to mention the million you've killed with sanctions
They switched places
You've left the country a complete and total economic, political, and social dystopia, and it's probably going to get conquered by an autocratic Shi’ite theocracy
Jesus Christ. You liberals are so preachy. All I know is that we get to kill the fucker, and televised executions fix everything. Plus this will win me the election.
Now who wants tequila?
Saddam Hussein: Ooh! Me!

 

Calvin and Hobbes
Hobbes, as a member of the American mainstream middle class, I want to indulge in complete and total hedonism via the television and not be incumbered by political thougt process
The human race is so fucked up.
South Park
Right-wing lizard aliens have taken over our town and have revoked our freedom of speech!
Let's expose the philosophy inherent in organized religion by revealing that Father O'Rielly fucks my Jew mom!
See, Calvin and Hobbes is Neo-Conservative social commentary because...Calvin's you know, named after a Puritan and the schoolyard bully represents Democrat judges run amok
In one episode of South Park they said the concept of Hate Crime may be logically flawed, therefore I determine that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are Methodist Neo-Conservatives who voted for Reagan.

 

In that last comic I meant to say "hypocracy" instead of "philosophy". I'm a little off today
:(

 

Why do we have to be rich to put on a concert?
You are rich. Remember?
Oh...well why do we have to be talented to put on a concert?
You don't, aparently.
IF I GO CRAZY THAN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN?
Is there any form of suicide faster than shotgun to the mouth?

 

This is Fred Smith, of Fox News. Our glorious fuhr...president has caught known homosexual and Devil Saddam Hussein and is about to make a very cool and sexy speech
Now that we've caught the person we're accusing of owning weapons of mass destruction, this means that I was absolutely 100 percent correct and sage about this war, even though...
...we have no proof that he did what we're accusing him of. But he committed atrocities and now the denying liberals will see he did that, but of course we're not going to mention that my dad...
...and Secretary of Defense were accomplices, but they can be excused because they're Anglo-Saxon Christians. But anyway, Mr. Saddam, good riddens! I'm glad God intervened and will have us execute...
...you. It was just the natural order of things. But we're not doing it. The liberated Kurds and Shi'ites are doing it. It's a proletarian victory. We're just televising it on CNN.

 

In Europe
Before, the collective opinion over here was that this war was a gratuitous Vietnam...
...but now that we know that Bush is willing to kill thousands of people, starve millions of people, and allow one of the largest museums in the world to be looted...
...just so he can find a bearded hobo in a pit of rats, we Euro-Hippies love him! We had our doubts about the war earlier, but now that we all get to watch Hussein get guillotined on Fox News...
...we know that all of those doubts were inaccurate, and the skirmish in Iraq was the just thing to do.
Did you hear him say "good riddance"? He was so cool! That in itself was worth destroying a country.
I know! I used to think he was a stupid Texan like Jed Clampett, now I realize he's a cool Texan like Clint Eastwood.

 

The GOP party headquarters
The GOP stands for lower taxes and smaller government!
Indeed!
Now let's invade countries and instate puppet governments that are a division of the United States using billions of dollars of taxpayers' money.
Sounds like a plan.
That didn't last long
Let's get lunch.

 

And now, reading for the blind, on Harrisonburg public access
First, let's read the editorials. *Ahem* "President Bush is a murderous autocrat who lied to the American people".
"The only Weapons of Mass Destruction he had were the 20-year-old ones given to him by..." blah blah I'm a twenty-year-old pinko commie who has sex with men! Let's get some Christian literature!
*Gasp*! Uncle Harry has killed himself! I guess he couldn't live with the burden of being blind!

 

Wow! Stephen King!
Yep, that's me.
What's your newest book about?
It's an annotated and bibliographed three-volume compendium of pieces of paper I've used to wipe fecal remnants off my anus.
You are a master of suspense

 

Mario, I have kidnapped the Princess and have taken her to my floating ship on the other side of Mushroom Land!
I object to this chauvinistic objectization of women. Princess Peach is a human being, she’s not some piece of property you can larsonize!
Furthermore, imagine the sociological impact this will have on the Mushroom People, and the resources you wasted constructing that floating arc.
My God! You're right! I've been setting a horrible example for my children! You can have her back.

 

Sean: I'm ignoring Nevin because I'm too much of a Philistine Mongoloid fucktard to appreciate his codex of wit.
That's a letter opener he's holding
Ahhh! Bugs bunny has poked out my eye with a letter opener
Now he's raping my eye-socket with his cartoonishly large phallus! Oh God! The mighty and omnipotent Nevin must have willed this to happen. Why did I forsake him?
*shove shove shove*

 

Bugs Bunny finally stopped raping my eye, I just hope Sylvester and Tweety don't come and sodomize me with razor blades
Oh God, no!
There's blood everywhere!

 

Please, no more!
Don't worry. All that's left is for Mickey Mouse to urinate on your chest, and then you're fully atoned for ignoring me.
That doesn't sound too bad..
*urinates*
Wait, you're not Mickey Mouse!
Yeah, I'm the hyperactive but endearing mouse from Merry Melodies. Mickey Mouse was too expensive.

 

Why do you want to kill Inuyasha, Kikyo?
Because he caused my death! The dead have one wish, but to walk among the living, which will never be achieved!
Sure it will. All we need to do is find another time traveling well that takes us to the early 1st century, make a pilgrimage to Israel, and get Jesus to resurrect you.
That's a great idea! Let's jump down every well in Japan until one of them teleports us to the first century!
...Inuyasha themed humor really sucks.
Thanks for resurrecting me, Jesus! If you need anything, just call me!
Don't mention it! Now hurry or you'll be late for that ménage e twa with Inuyasha and Kagome!

 

Inuyasha! I have something to confess to you! I'm...
Wait, you're not really Inuyasha! You're a pirate ninja Nazi robot!
Arrr matey! You be valking das planke, sub-human Jüde! I vill cut you with mein cutlass and shuriken and nagadachi, and flog ye, fer that does not compute!
IN MEMORY OF 9/11!!!11
You too, are a tomato!
I can't remember!

 

I can't help but getting just a little nervous around the winter solstice when the pagans start playing their drums, lighting fires and wearing patchouli
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Grandpa Bush cut my daddy's head off and mounted it on the wall of the skull and bones club....
Fe Fi Fo fum I smell another profitable holiday shopping season.
...Right above the ping pong table.
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

 

Gee, George W. Bush, this is just like that time...
I'm a dirty unshaven peacenik who instead of being a constructive member of the capitalist society will be a slacker loser and smoke pot because I hate the GOP.
...the memories!
Remember the time I jumped that shark in my water-skis?

 

At Plan 9
I'm sorry, but the Yoko Ono box set you were interested in was resereved.
Your face is reserved...for my fist
I think you're taking anger towards a situation out on me, because I am giving you bad news. It would be more Euclidian to find the person who reserved it and make threatening quips towards them.
Good point.

 

Jaeron: You know what Donkey Konga should be re-named to? Donkey Kongu, because the Japs put "U"s in all of their words because they aren't Christian.
Chad: No no, it should be renamed to "Kuwaii Domo Arigatou Mr. Roboto Sayonara". Get it, because that's what the Japanese say.
No, it should be renamed to "I am a chinky-poo who has sex with sushi and Spike Spiegal and ice monkeys and I live in a cubicle and sniff five year old girl's panties while masturbating to hentai"
It should be renamed "All Asian people are living in sin with their rice and their bongo drums that they force our lord Donkey Kong to have sex with"
I'm going to get a lot of angry letters for this one
That game has J-Pop in it. It's like Happy Super Fun Baka Anime...manga, because the Japanese are gay.
The Japanese rape dogs because their slant-eyes have blinded them, but the dogs don't feel it because their phalli are so small. They're worse than the unbathed French!

 

I am outraged that the Left-wing judges are releasing John Hinckley after he tried to murder a beloved American leader.
*Gasp caugh pant* Did you hear? John Hinckley just shot former president Jimmy Carter!
John Hinckley is an American hero!

 

I'm sick of all of these Mexicans refusing to learn the language.
The English language am a very well language

 

I'm Gary Kasparov, chess champion
And I'm James Curtis Hepburn, inventor of the Hepburn system of romanization of the Japanese alphabet.
It's a pleasure to meet you, James Curtis Hepburn
And you, Gary Kasparov
Let's go rape Landstander Ryan in his sleep.
Let's.

 

I'm the ghost of Bruce Lee, Hong Kong movie star.
And I'm Orville Wright, co-inventor of the aeroplane.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Orville Wright.
You too, Ghost of Bruce Lee.
Let's go rape Landstander Ryan in his sleep.
Let's.

 

I am Deinocrates of Rhodes, architect of Dionysus and designer of the City of Alexandria
I am Subcomandante Marcos, leader of the Zapitistas
It's a pleasure to meet you, Subcomandante Marcos
You to, Deinocrates
Let's go rape Landstander Ryan in his sleep
Let's.

 

I'm Dalsoon-nim, Korean moon goddess!
I'm Steve Nieve, pianist for Elvis Costello and the Attractions
It's a pleasure to meet you, Steve Nieve
You too, Dalsoon-Nim
Let's go rape Landstander Ryan in his sleep.
Let's.

 

Editorial Section
What I don't understand about the UN is why they want to save Iraqis. Don't they know they're not human? I mean an American dollar is worth more than an Iraqi life, for one thing.
Why does the rest of the world hate America? Is it because they're too busy smoking hash and taking up the ass? Or are their Buddhas and Allahs jelous of our White Male God's gigantic phallus?
Political Cartoon
I'm Howard Dean and I have sex with Osama Bin Laden because I am against the war and therefore hate freedom!
Yes, comfort my bearded phallus, Howard Dean!
Oh, I don't read The Washington Post because it's Liberal propaganda.

 

Hello Sean. How are you?
God, I hate children.
FART BOOBY FART BOOBY! *Jumps up and down and tackles his friends and throws all of the toys across the room and precedes to act out acts of sexual deviation with them* NEVIN'S A DOODY HEAD!

 

Yo, so what's the deal with the French? They're so fucking rude and gay! They're so full of shit man! "Vuvevuvuevu!"
They're sub-men! I bet they're evolved from dogs! Their anuses get fucked so much, they're hotter than Mexican food.
That's offensive to Mexicans! We're pulling this performance from syndication.

 

Hitler: Hey, Lower-Class Yiddish Gypsies! Guess what? At the end of Hellsing you find out the Alacard is Vlad the Impaler!
Ah! Spoilers!
Stalin: Hey Libertarian Socialists and Religious Practitioners, Guess what? At the end of Hellsing you find out the Alacard is Vlad the Impaler!
Ah! Spoilers!
Kevin: Hey Nevin, Guess what? At the end of Hellsing you find out the Alacard is Vlad the Impaler!
Ah, Spoilers! Kevin, you are such a cunt!

 

Wow! The snowscape is beautiful!
A day later
Wow! The snow scape has turned brown from car pollution and slippery from melting and re-freezing and all of the drunken assholes refuse to shovel their sidewalks!
Two days later
Wow, this pile of asphault, gravel, black ice, and melting snow on the side of the sidewalk's really ugly!

 

"What, its not against the law to let your comrades die!"
"Oh c'mon, they have all sorts of new 'Spawn' ideas. Samurai-spawn, future-spawn, deli-clerk-spawn"
"Its like your feet are walking, but your body's already moving."
"The Illuminati won't let me beat Donkey Kong Country 3, because at the end it reveals the true assassin of JFK"
"If I had one wish in The World, I would wish that the middle finger would not mean what it means, so I could scratch my ear with it without flipping somebody off."
"Is it rape if she says 'No' on Opposite Day?"

 

"It just isn't a party without ninjas."
"If Spooj had a tattoo of Sagara Sosuke on his chest, he'd have to constantly be showing his bare-chest to 14-year-old girls, and then you'd have to kill him in the name of Yehweh."
"The wetter something is the more of it there is"
"A man's stash of pornography is like his woman, if you look at it it's like committing adultery"
"Let's treat Nevin to a...Bi-Popsi-Kwanda! [long pause] I forgot what I was about to say in mid-sentence so I had to improvise"
"NOW I'M OFF TO DESTROY MANKINDS!!!!!!!!"

 

"The only phrase I remember how to say in Dutch is 'Shit-Ass'"
"In that picture Michael Jackson actually looks like a human instead of the result of procreative sex between Sailor Moon and a Naked Mole-Rat after being drowned to death in bleach"
"I'm going to go play video games and watch Big O. Or maybe just sleep. My life is unfufilling"
"I hate Welfare! I curse LBJ for ever instating it."
"Someone's put a price on my head. The person who's trying to kill me is going to eat me. I think it's my mother."
"You're worse than Pol Pot."

 

RESERVOIR DOGS! RESERVOIR DOGS! RESERVOIR DOGS! RESERVOIR DOGS!
HONEY PIE!!!!11111
OM
IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BNE A FUTURE WAR BETWEEN NINJA VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLF PIRATES IT WILL BE COOL AND GOTH
HELLO I AM PAUL MARTIN THE NEW PRIME MINISTE#R OF CANADA PLZZ LET ME USE U 2 PLASURE MI HERMPAPHRODITED GENITALS!!1
I AM THE ABSOLUTE CONCIOUSNESS STILL YOUR MIND TO COME IN CONTACT WITH ME LOL
I'M DAVID HINCKLEY AND I SHOT RONALD REAGAN BECAUSE I'M A HERO AND THE AUTHOR HOPES I SHOOT MORE PRESIDENTS
HAPPY KRUSCHEV DAY!!11 GOD BLESS KRUSCHEV!

 
Because my comics aren't funny and everyone on StripCreator agrees with that statement.

 

Outside a grocery store
OMG TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOP FOR GROCERIES BECAUSE I'M COOKY AND EMACIATED
DO YOU HAVE ANY POO LOL>?
...No, just groceries.
LOL THIS IS THE CRUX OF COMEDY IM OFF TO HAVE SEX WITH A COW

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