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by possums
9-20-03
It's Christmas in um.. asianville. Wherever asians are from.
Ho ho ho! A Little asian girl!
Jeez. What a creepy racist. I think I'll go kill his mother.
So, um.. the little asian girl went to be bitten by the witch.
Hey! Santa's mom! Bite me!
No. I refuse.
And so, the pirate squirrel wereTO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Go kill that witch. Now.
Aye aye, cap'n!!!!

 

by possums
9-20-03
And so the squirrel pirate hopped on the next bus to witchland.
Arr, matey! When's the next bus to be arrivin'? Gots to kills me a witch.
Umm.... three a.m. or something. I've been waiting for like, hours.
Hours later...
Avast! The witch's cave will be rehasht! Or, er... something. Arr!
Then Sandra appeared. No one knew what was going on. At all. Not even me. I'm the frickin' narrator around here! And I don'tTO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Aharr! Niggling schoolgirl!
Hiya!!! I am the first of the trials you must face before you can vanquish the evil bitch! I mean... witch! Yeah. that's it.

 

by possums
9-20-03
Uh, hi. I'm possums, and I'm here to explain just what the hell is going on here.
Hours and hours and hours and hours of sheer torture later.....
....freedom from opression, freedom from tyranny, and freedom from hatred! Furthermore-
Did we learn ANYTHING? No. Of course not. That would stink.
Oh. Hi, Mark. You don't come in the story till way later.
Dat's the problem, mac. I'mz gonna chop yaz up and serves ya to a Korean restaraunt, I am, I am.

 

by possums
9-21-03
One fine day in Agharkask, IO.....
Shizzle! My g-units is off the hizzle! Where all mah hos?
Ey! Stan! Take all those clothes and brown make up off! We're going to Tahiti!
Shit, bitch! Calm yo damn seff! Ya'll crackas is so whack!
Shut up! You're not black! Face it. You're white, and you're stuck that way. NOW LETS GO TO TAHITI!!!!!
Um... President Mark Okerbaraak here. I'd like to apologize for the racism and overall stupidity of that strip. It's not American policy to show something as stupid and sensless as that.
And now, this is Vice President Jesus Christ saying, back to Friends!

 

by possums
9-21-03
Hello. I am Possums. That guy's hand puppet was not me. That was a figment of someone's imagination. I am here to explain my influences and what this comic, "Sheegoth and the Iron Azka," is all about.
So, my influences are Monty Py- hey! What the hell are you doing here!?
Avast, ye stupid owl! I am Hargfarglath, master of pirating!!
Right, so what have we learned today? That possums has psychic powers that will make you explode into a pool of blood that will read: SPLAT!
Psychic powers... come to me!!!!
GAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

 

by possums
9-21-03
And so, the zombie pirate squirrel squared off against the square in the squared circle.
Arr, lass! I can see yer knickers, I can, I can!
Perv! I'll give you a good what-for!
More and more and more hours later....
Arr. I kind of wish I had some more motion.
Ditto. This bites. Wanna go get a smoothie?
The asian girl is wondering what the F**K is going on here!!! TO BE CONFUSED!!!!
Arr. So... yer from Sweden, ey lass? Coulda sworn ye were a bit too short and brown haired.
Well, I'm half Swedish. Mostly Finnish. You know those Finlandians.

 

by possums
9-23-03
And so, the "pimp," Stan, and the "trick-ass craka," Maria, went on their way to Tahiti.
Listen, craka. I don't know where ya'll takin' me to up in this g-hizzle, but I aint' gonna g my shizzledy bizzle, ya'll.
That's nice, Stan. We're almost to Tahiti.
This is where we came in.
Yeah, let's get outta here.
To be continued with NEW main characters. Who? We don't know.
Christ, that was bad. If I EVER have to sit through one of those movies again, I'm gonna kill myself.
Yeah. Off the g-hizzle. I mean, true. True.

 

by possums
9-29-03
The red robot and the chicken came back from "The Pimp and the Brown Makeup."
Well, now that we're back from that horrendous film, why don't we make sweet love?
How about I go back to my house and never let you take me on a date again?
Hey Markham J. Oodeedoo. I just saw the worst movie of my life.
Oh that new Vin Diesel movie? Man, I swear, I can't understand a word that guy says. Why does "Hey, mike!" sound like "Kudfapp jorg manhouten?"
To be continued...
I dunno. I never really thought about it. What say we funky chicken?
Sounds like a godamn plan.

 

by possums
9-30-03
Ome fine day in Zealatopia...
Hey! Where the hell is everyone?! Why are my lights turned out?
\/ possums...
Supriiiise!! Happy birthday, you tasty hot dog, you.
What the.. hey! Possums!!! Get out of my house!
The End. Happy birthday, you molestious racoon, you.
GAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I'm off to have me some smoked sausage...

 

by possums
10-02-03
Suddenly...
Oh my god! It's Vin Diesel! He heard what you said about him, Markham!
I guess I have to stop the funky chicken and go fight him, ey?
Wait a minute... You're not Vin Diesel! You're a frickin' dog on a ball!
That's what they WANT you to think! It's a government conspiracy, I tells ya!
He's Vin Diesel all right....... To be continued.
The way I see it, if you're Vin Diesel, you can say "What's your best car," exactly like him.
Oh, that's easy. Fugahh bahooba coorka?

 

by possums
10-04-03
Turns out Vin Diesel works for the circus.
So, you work in the circus, huh?
Dat's right. Acting don't make me no money, so I put on this dog suit every night and balance on this ball.
EEE HEE HEE HEE!!! OO HOO HOO!!!!
Ten lira for acts of stupidity in public. Stop the foone! Stop the fooone! I want a hat.
To be confused...
What the hell... where'd Vin Diesel go?!

 

by possums
10-06-03
Hey, Vin, Markham, I made Portugeese Gut Stew. I hope... Hey! Where the heck's Vin?
I don't know... I just remember seeing a scene from "Four Peanuts and a Vacuum," and then he was gone.
Are you gonna go look for him?
Tch... I guess so... I'd better start looking in the only places I would find him...
To be continued...
Well, I'm going with you. Say, what are these places called?
Chippendales, the circus, Smile Time School For Rich People With Learning Disabilities, and Hooters. Shall we?

 

by possums
10-08-03
I doubt that Davis and Schwartzenegger will never actually duel, but their cronies will....
Whoa, man. That's not cool, man. You're being way racist. Take that flag down. Man, I'm baked. Want a brownie?
Ya'll darn hippies best keep offa my property, lest's I blasts ya with my shot-a-gun.
13 hits of acid later...
Hey, man. Just, calm down. I'm not like, trying to waffle, man. Don't mess with me man. I am NOT peaceful right now.
Hey! What's goin' on? This better not be one o' them drops o yella water ya gave me, ya lousy De-mo-crat!
And after overdosing...
Damn! Why did I... I'm so STUPID!!!! NAAARGH!!!!!
You and me both, brother. Let's go to hell. Both of us.

 

by possums
10-16-03
It's that time of year.... Random time.
Frrrrruuuuu! Frrrruuuuuu Fruuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
What my client is trying to say, George, is that I have 12 hamburgers in the back of my truck. Do you want one?
Vice President Christ?
I guess. Could you hold the phone, Johnny? I need some twelve. No! Not that! Get out of my house you stupid vicar!!
To NOT be continued. Ever.
Fruuuuuuu!! FRUUUUU!!!!!
Shut up, Jill.

 

by possums
10-22-03
Huh? What's this? "Dear President Mark Okerbaraak: I cannot believe you allowed crap like "The Pimp and the Brown Makeup" to be made. You hurt my stomach, you liberal shmuck. -Joe"
Hey Mark. Is that a letter?
I dunno. It's from a guy named Joe. He called me a liberal. Strange... we ran as Independents, right, Jesus?
I think so..... let's look back..
Circa 1999
Hey... Jesus.... we should run under the Independent party! That would be SO sick, man! Uh... Jesus?
Oh, hey Mark. You passed out after doing all that speed. Crystal Princes Tina... I mean Jesus drove back to Haight.

 

by possums
12-31-03
We find our lovely Swede looking for Vin Diesel in a fast food restaraunt, "Mc Food."
Argh, Matey! What'll ye have?
Yes, I'll have one Vin Diesel, please.
Say again, matey?
Come on, man, I don't have all day!
To be continued.....
Aye'd better talk to the manager about this...
???

 

by possums
1-02-04
At "Mc Food"...
Can, I help you, mamn?
You certainly can! I want to find Vin Diesel!
Uh... I'm sorry?
I want a refund! JUST WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VIN DIESEL!!!!!?!?!?!
To be continued...
It's gonna be a loooooong night.
I'm confusing the fast food system, I'm confusing the fast food system!!

 

by possums
1-02-04
JEW!!!!
I IS A JEW!!!!
IS ALSO A JEW BUT I DONT SHOW IT!!!!
.................WHAT YOU SAY?
UH...... I ARE ENJOY MILK AND TOAST!!!!!
Yes, and by the way, I am Jewish, so I can say all this.
I TURN YOU INTO TOAST BECUZ YOU IS WHAT YOU DIGEST!!!!
GEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! I R TOAST. SOMEONE IS THE MILK!!!!

 

by possums
1-02-04
Mark walks into the store.
OO SNAPS DOG. I THOUGHT I HEARD A PET ANTELOPE.
Now fer some bird stew, gidammit!
Mark explodes.
AHHHH!!! STOVE!!!!!
Boom!
Sigh... It's the president again. I'm really sorry about this one. Really. For real this time. We're not gonna let hollywood make another film that's this bad.
Let's go see Gigli!!!!!!

 

by possums
1-03-04
Look, lady. We don't have Vin Diesel here. We don't even have a copy of xXy or The Faust and the Furry, so you're gonna have to leave.
Well, okay. Thanks anyway, sir.
Outside...
Well, that went over poorly. I doubt they'll ever let me in there again.
Geez. I never liked that manager. I actually used to date him in College. Puppito's his name, right?
To be continued...
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S VIN DIESEL!!! HE'S OVER THERE!!!!!
hehehe, mac. I oughta shave your donkey, hee hee.

 

by possums
1-04-04
Little Jimmy do standup. Or Billy. Take your pick.
So you guys play that N-Gage system? That Nokia phone that has a video game system in it?
The sound quality is so bad that someone asked if that horrible bleating was my wife. I said no, that's my video game system! My video game system!
No... videogame jokes. Ever.
YOU SUCK!!!

 

by possums
1-05-04
WHOOO!!!! IT IS BE A CONTEST!!! YOU MUST AM TO GUESS THESE BE QUOTES. OR ELSE.
Luca Brasi sleeps with da fishes...
If you do what I tell you, you'll see me one more time. If you don't, you'll see me two more times.
Pm me with your answers..... or die.
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE PYLE??!?!?!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
Answers in a future installment.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT'S EYES?!?!?!?!
Let's try to break 100!!! (you'll never get this one.)

 

by possums
1-05-04
Hello. I'm Marauder Stanston with the 9 o clock news.
And I'm anchorwoman Selena F. Dogvomit
Top stories tonight: Anal Sex is LEGAL in most states, and Bush is a fucking moron. Oh, sorry. I guess that gives you some liberal media, just to even things out.
Now to our weatherperson, Mac.
I LIKE BEANS!!!! I REALLY REALLY LIKE BEANS!!!! and hail.

 

by possums
1-06-04
Hi, I'm Roger Ebert and I'm reviewing the major motion picture, "Sheegoth and the Iron Azka," a tale of love, deciet, and a triumph through Mongolian cuisine.
I'm the other guy, the one who replaces Siskel. I think my name is Bob. Yes. Surely it is Bob.
No it isn't. And don't call me Shirley. Anyway, when you see the film, you may be wondering what a Swedish guy, Vin Diesel, a gay chicken and a plethora of insaniy have to do with each other.
The answer is simple, absolutely NOTHING. However, it has a magnificent plot, it's written and directed by master filmmaker Ethan K. Insertlastnamehere, and has a gay chicken. Need we say more?
No. No, Shirley, we don't. Thumbs up. Bottoms up, too!
Bottoms up, Rog.

 

by possums
1-07-04
*Translation: My spoon is too big!
Hey, Faust! I'm gonna shave you twice!
Ma cuierre etrô grande!
*Translation: What are you going to do today, Mittens? **Trans: I love you, Faust... with my real heart...
Qu'est que tu va faire, aujourdui, Mittinz?*
J'taime, Faust... avec mon coeur veritable...**
*Wait a minute... Faust was German, wasn't he? **I dunno.
Attends une minute... Faust etait allemande, n'est-ce pas?*
Je en sais pas.**

 

by possums
1-07-04
I OUGHTA INTRODUCE MY HOME SHIZZLES.
I AM BEN!!! ALL SHALL COWER AT MY AMAZING BALDNESS AND BASS-PLAYINGNESS. HOOWA! JEW POWER!!!
I ARE AM MIKE!! I HAVE VERY NOT NICE GUITAR PLAYING? JEW POWER X5!!!!!
*If only.
Hey, I'm Phil. I is be Canadian. Please don't insult me.
I IS BE MIMI!!! ASIAN HOTTIE POWER X96 LIEK WHOA!!!! WHERE IS MY CAMERA?? I MUST HO MY BODY TO MY CAMERA!!!!!!1!!*
Whaddaya make of these jokers, Markham?
I think they all have brain aneyurysms.

 

by possums
1-08-04
Think Vincent Pryce on crack when you imagine this guy's voice.
MEEE HEEE HEEE!!!! Welcome to Will Ham the Science Man, children!! MEEE HEEE HEEE!!!!
Today, we're going to learn how to, MGEH, disect your parents!! MEEE HEEE!!!!!
MEEEE HEEEE HEEEE!!!!!!
This guy makes crackpots like Bill O' Reilly look like Mr. Rodgers.

 

by possums
1-09-04
Good evening, fellow Americans. Tonight I want to adress the country, or what is left of it.
I would just like to blame all of this on the gays, the feminazis, and all of you terrorists who opposed the Patriot Act. We're gon' getcha!
http://www.bushin30seconds.org/index.html
Thank you, goodnight.

 

by possums
1-10-04
Hey! You're not Vin Diesel at all! You're famous black comedian Dave Chappelle!!!! (applause)
Yeah. That sound you heard that sounded like Vin Diesel was just me watching "The Faust and the Furry."
Moments earlier...
This shit is diabolical!
J'ai un juive! Ma juive s'apelle Ritalin! Oo, Ritalin! C'est bon vous os!
To be continued... AGAIN...
Oh, okay. Thanks anyway, Mr. Chappelle.
No problem, gay chicken thing! Man, that's a good idea for some new material! Shazaam!!

 

by possums
1-10-04
30 is a big number for a man named Jim.
Yes. Hello. I am the creator, possums. This is my thirtieth comic. So I'm having a party.
I'm going to get drunk and make sweet love to Selma Hayek! Can you say poontang?
Poontang!
Eww.... EWWW!!!!
Come, Selma my dear. We make sweet love tonight!!
I love blind people.... mwehehehehe...

 

by possums
1-10-04
Just wanted to put my favorite panels into one big collection.
EE HEE HEEE HEE!!! OO HOO HOO!!!!!
Ten lira for acts of stupidity in public. Hold the foone! Hold the foone! I want a hat.
*Wait a minute... Faust was German, wasn't he? ** I dunno...
Attends un minute... Faust etait allemande, ne'est-ce pas?
Je en sais pas.
I LIKE BEANS!!! I REALLY REALLY LIKE BEANS!!!! and hail.

 

by possums
1-11-04
This time, we're ripping off The Godfather!!
You know.... everytime I see my son....
I think to myself....
His mother probably wouldn't want to see him like this.
I oughta make you an offer you can't refuse.

 

by possums
1-12-04
JHA AHJ AJ JAH...
JHA AJHAHAAA!!! JHAHHHJHAH AHJJHAH!!!!
JAAAAAAHJ? JHA HAAA HAJA JAH HAH JAAAHA AHAHA.
JHA HAJ JHJ JA...
JAHAJHA? JHA AHAJ AH A JAH. JJAHJAHAAAAAAJ AHJJJJJ.
JAAAHAAAA!!!! JA JA JA JA JAHAJHH!
JAHAJA HAAJ AJ...
JAHAJJA JAHJ, JAHJAAAAHAJA?
JAHJA HAJ.... JAHAHAJAAH JJJAHAAJ.

 

by possums
1-13-04
Circa 2008 A.D.
Mr. President, there are allegations that you had sexual relations with a White House clerk, that you are a unloyal pigvomit, and beat babies. Your thoughts.
Well...
Look, mamm. A lot of people seem to think that I have a not so hot personal life. That's my personal life. At least we finally are out of the defecit and out of Iraq after suffering many casualties.
So he's not a nice guy. Face it. You're not going to marry him. He's helping the country! Okerbaraak in 2004!!
Former President George W. Bush claims that you are a pigvomit. What do you think about that?
Tell him to fuck off, shithead. If he ever says that again, I'll beat his fucking baby. My mistress will help. Vice President Christ, too.

 

by possums
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here.
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
In the kitchen...
Look, Catanzo. For the last time! He wants a cup of lentil soup and not fucking toast!!!
WHAT IS BE YOU THE SAY?!!?! MAN NEED TOAST!!! IT IS BE BENEFICIAL FOR HER COLON!!!!! HEE HAWNK!!! HEEEE HAWNK!!!!!

 

by possums
1-13-04
SO ME DONE SAYS TO MY LAWYER I SAYS, I SAYS, "ME HAT AM ALLWAYS THE KING OF BACON!!!"
HOOOO HEHEHEHE!!! HOOOOOO OOO HEHEHEH!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU BE OF THE TALK?

 

by possums
1-13-04
Hay, there's a guy with an anti war sign. Let's go bug him!
Hyuck, hyuck. Okaay.
Hey, there, little boy! What's with that sign, ya queer? Haw! Haw!
Oh, I was just protesting about how we're in debt over a trillion dollars and are burning the Constitution with Ashcroft's Zippo and Bush's farts.
(theme music) Cuz he's Faa-aacts! The unsually educated- Hippieeeee!
I hate them smart ones! Stupid, fact-informed hippie.
No blood for oil!

 

by possums
1-13-04
Bum. (ts-tse!) Bum bum. (ts-ts-ts-ts-tse!) Bum.
MEEEEEW!!! WAAADAWAADLEEO WEEEW WaDDAWADDAWADDA WEEEW!! WEEEEW!!!
Allz my bitches get high on they own supply, and I don't comply, cuz that shit don't fly!
D-dun da DEE DUN da dun. (dadadada) De-da dun DE DUN da dun. (dadada weeow!)
Trick-ass-ho, don't-snort-that-blow, you-sell-that-crack to mis-ta-Jack!
You can bet you'll be seeing more of Rap-Metal Duo Christ On Toast sometime again in the near future.
That smack better sell, o' you goin' to hell! Cuz I tired o this shit, and thas about it!
WEEE HANNE HOO... WEE WADDA WAT WEE DEE WAH WAH WAAAAH!!! Woodat wat WEEE WOP BADDAT SKAAAH!!!

 

by possums
1-14-04
Not that YOU care. Asshole.
Oh come on. This was the Godfather. You didn't know this?
This one was from Mullholland Dr. I didn't expect you to get this.
WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS QUOTE WAS FROM FULL METAL JACKET?! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!??!
Taxi Driver. I grieve for your soul if you didn't know this one.
And no one bothered to answer any of them. Fine. Asshats.
THIS ONE'S FROM ROSEMARY'S BABY!!!!! IS MIA FARROW A VILLAGE SHAMAN?! ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES!!! Well, all of Woody Allen's signs, at least.
If you got this one you should have a dollar. Suicide Club, the ultra-violent, suicidal Japanese film in which a girl has her back shaved off. Yes, you heard me. BACK SHAVED OFF.

 

by possums
1-15-04
One fine day in Heaven...
Welcome, my son. How has your life been?
Oh, Jesus, it has been horrible. I've searched all over for my son, and I have never found him. Oh woe is me!
That's odd! I never, ever met my father before!
Do you think...
Father?
Pinnochio?

 

by possums
1-15-04
This... is CNN.
Jack, Bill, Ron, Mike, Dave... These names are all sure signs... OF A DRUMMER.
Hello. I am Connie Chung. We here at CNN are reporting on the names of drummers. Right now we are about to enter the house of Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo, luckily un-infested by normal Slayer fans.
SLAYOR!!!!
Tell me, Mr. Lombardo, did you know that your highly normal name would lead to you becoming a drummer?
Did you know your highly Asian name would lead you to my house? Get out before I sic the Angel of Death on you.

 

by possums
1-15-04
Mr. Lombardo, you have become famous as the drummer for Slayer, probably because of your name, Dave. I have a son named Bill. Do you think he will become a drummer?
Okay... listen. I know CNN's sense has declined in the last years.... but this is ridiculous. Just because you have a name like Steve or Mark doesn't mean that you're going to become a drummer.
But... having a name like Al Jazeed makes you a terrorist, right?
What?! How biased can you get?! How are you supposed to run a decent news show with all this insane BIAS?! Are you some kind of robot?!
SYSTEM OVERLOAD!!! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!!!!
What the hell has Mike Patton gotten me in to? I'll Fantômas him...

 

by possums
1-15-04
Oh, Markham, I need a date badly. Do you know anyone you could set me up with?
Oh, well, there's one guy, but...
Thanks, I'm gonna go steal your phonebook. What's his name?
Um, it's Catatanzo, but really, you should consider something...
Markham has fucked me over for the last time.
SSSO... YOU IS FAN OF SAID BACON?!?!!

 

by possums
1-16-04
Hello, good sir! Would you care to buy a coupon for Nestle's "Bottom Pop?"
What the hell is "Bottom Pop?"
Well, it's a brand of chocolate milk. It comes from down under!
Australia, eh? I'll go downtown to the supermarket and check it out! Thanks!
Soon...
Ah... Down under.... I see it very clearly now. What a smooth talker!

 

by possums
1-16-04
In the final rounds of a spelling bee...
This is it. My final moment in the spelling bee. If I don't get this right, The bald guy will win. I can't screw up now!
Trina, please spell "Hatchet!"
Why don't you go F-U-C-K Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F, you shit-faced ass juice!?
No, I'm sorry, but that answer is incorrect.
Piece of S-H-I-T.
Take that, ya dumb B-I-T-C-H!

 

by possums
1-16-04
Here I am in the second round of Jeopardy, on the last question! If I get this wrong, I'll be in debt $1,000 dollars and I don't get to go to Tahiti! I have to get this right!
For $1,000... This song was used in the movie West Side Story, with the original lyric, "I feel pretty, and witty, and bright."
*No, seriously, that's the real lyric.
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and happy, and gaaay!* And I pity... any girl who isn't me today! Fa la la la la la laa la laaa la la!"
Fuck.
I'm sorry, but that answer was not in form of a question. Too bad!

 

by possums
1-16-04
Hello, covering for the now deceased Connie Chung, this is Wolf Blitzer's brother... ugh... Cat Blitzer. We're here investigating the banality in the names of drummers.
Today we have a most interesting case. Adolf, a young boy living in Manchester, plays drums for his local band, Christ on Toast. We're going to interview him today.
Tell me, Adolf. Your name sets you apart from the standard of drummers with names like Charlie and Bill. Tell us your thoughts on that.
My dad was a nazi.

 

by possums
1-17-04
Poetry night at the "Whistle and Crap Pub," Hoboken, New Jersey.
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP, ETC.
LITTLE DONKEY. LITTLE DONKEY. WHERE IS YOU BE? I IS RIGHT HERE. I IS UP IN A TREE.
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!!!
AND NOW. FOR MY LAST POEM, I ARE LIKE TO DO A READING OF EDGAR ALLAN POE'S "The Raven."
"THE Raven?" WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH ARE YOU THE SPEAK?!
DAMN.

 

by possums
1-17-04
Cat Blitzer here. We're getting an inside look at a conversation between two drummers. Let's listen in.
So I said to the guy, "That Diminished 8th isn't gonna make that G Minor any more Major! You're gonna have to take away that Augmented Bb 5th if you wanna do that!"
Ha ha ha!!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by possums
1-17-04
Yo, Limbaugh, better get out of the box, cuz' you know that talk's gonna make me balk!
Hey, Frankensteiny! Better move you little heiney, if you don't stop whiney, I'm gonna racist your ass!
No! No! No! Doncha be a little ho! If I let you go, you'll do a racist solo!
Dego wop wop! Dego dego wop wop! Kraut spics micks jews, kikey kikey POLLOCK!
Uh... That wasn't much of a debate.
My ears! My ears! My virgin ears! Go overdose on sleepin' pills and shoot for thrills!
Haw haw haw! Looks like I won the debate! Allthough I'll now abate, I'm quite confused on this date!

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