Welcome to FTC #67. You all should know the drill by now, but if not...here's the deal:

The goal of this competition is to add text to the last panel.
You are finishing the comic by adding a punchline.
Copy the first two panels EXACTLY. They are not to be changed under any circumstances.

The rules for the 3rd panel:

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional rules:
No Photoshopped entries.
Make me laugh. If you don't, expect a visit from a couple of Mafia hitmen who will beat the funny out of you.

As an added bonus, and a way to hopefully get more people to enter this contest, I have provided you with 2 templates:

FTC #67 Template A by niteowl 7-08-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that?

FTC #67 Template B by niteowl 7-08-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes.

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... and the host after that.
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Awards List (Paste at judging)
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Judging in a week or so. Remember when FTCs used to have all kinds of awards given out? It's back. ALL awards to be given out if there are enough entries.

Get to it!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Your 1up bonus question!

We are coming up on comic #300,000...so answer this:

Which SC user made comic #250,000?

Note: there are various ways to find out who made the comic, none of which I'll reveal to you.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

why you did good sir

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=250000

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what if nigger meant kite

all glory to areallystupidguy and evil_d who posted in a topic of mine

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what if nigger meant kite

What the heck. (Fingers crossed and hope for the best.)

Oh yeah, for the bonus question: I think it was Saronda. I don't know for sure. This is an approximate guess.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

FTC 67: Og 'n' Olga by biped 7-08-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? By becoming a space shuttle commander.

FTC 67: Totally Honest Ed by biped 7-08-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. "Sometimes"? What do mean by that? Well, only to kill the pungent aftertaste of wolf and chimp jizz.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 67: Entry 1 by HCRoyall 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Define "sometimes"... Only on days that end in 'Y'.

FTC 67: Entry 2 by HCRoyall 7-09-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? Chippendale dancers? It's a start...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 67 Exit to Eden by little_kitty 7-09-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? I bought you a pony! How is Rosie O'Donnel going to save our marriage?

FTC 67 Honesty is the Best Pielecy. by little_kitty 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. "Sometimes"? but aren't you... Yes, I am the male Tara Reid...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

ftc67 by mandingo 7-09-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? not thirsty

ftc67: if only there were lowercase numbers by mandingo 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. do you like backrubs? where's this going?

if this ends like last contest, i'm coming for all you bitches

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what if nigger meant kite

FTC 67, Family is happy time by flipynif1 7-09-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? By reminding you that your fat, ugly and have herpes and no one else will take you, fat whore. Ok then, I'll go get dinner ready.

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I dumb :D

FTC 67 - understanding by flipynif1 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Oh sorry, wrong question, what I meant to ask is do you like getting buttfucked ending in dirty sanchez's and bukkake. I know what you meant.

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I dumb :D

ftc 67: You can tell me, I'm a doctor. by mandingo 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. do you like gladiator movies? shirley

i was tempted to post this one but i figured if my obvious joke in the last contest brought it to a screeching halt, then this not so obvious one would send the entire site crashing to its knees

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what if nigger meant kite

the boss and the hopeful prospect by daviddellarocco 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. hahahahahaha burn burrrrrrnn!!!!!

yah this kindof doesn't follow my formula but its retarted which is another plus

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i have alot on my mind, and alot of gun in my hand

ftc 67 - for great justice. by arbi 7-09-05

update: this comic won "most political" and "worst speller"! now i gotta update my resume. OK, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. If appointed, will you overrule Row v. Wade? Whatever. Er, whatever you say, sir.

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woof

FTC #67: Tampax fits. Period. by Hari_Nezumi 7-10-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Well, Mr. Jones, you're exactly the upstanding kinda guy this business needs; you don't do drugs, you don't drink alcohol-- Oh, I do those. I thought you were asking if I spontaneously combust and if I drink the blood of puppies. I can be such a goof...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

And you're a Rocket Queen by qwertyuio 7-11-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? Wanna go for a ride? Oh baby!!!!!!!!!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

FTC #67 by mrpoop 7-11-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Do you have a problem with exploiting children? Maybe applying for a job at Phillip Morris wasn't such a good idea...

FTC# 67: Bee Happy, Bee Healthy by Hari_Nezumi 7-11-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? I'll take the video camera out of the bathroom. AND I wanna be able to leave the house without covering my face.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I haven't done one of these in forever.

FTC 67: Traps! by Scyess 7-11-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. If smoking were a liquid, would you drink it? My interview book didn't cover this one.

FTC 67: Finish This Comic and Finish It by Scyess 7-11-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? I'll give you a divorce. It's more fun to yell at him when he's sober.

FTC 67: Bad Habits by Scyess 7-11-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Do you vote Republican? SIR! I AM OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD IMPLY SUCH A THING!

FTC 67: I Do by Scyess 7-11-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? I'll leave enough clues so the that police will eventually find your body. Don't think it will help to start quoting our wedding vows now!

FTC 67: Farenheight Two : Oh Oh by Scyess 7-11-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Okay. I think that's enough information for me to mercilessly revile on flim for a few years, at least. Maybe it was a bad idea to grant a two-minute interview to Michael Moore.

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"Old" is the old new.

hopefully you wont go another forever increment before doing more because Traps! and I Do were both great

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what if nigger meant kite

FTC67: Job Interview by mad_matt 7-12-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Are you willing to give a blow-job in order to get a promotion Hmm, excellent promotion prospects and great perks!

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

FTC 67: Job Interview II by mad_matt 7-12-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Were you taking notes, cos my memory's terrible? Jackpot!

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

FTC 67 - Num NUms by flipynif1 7-12-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. You didn't let me finish, do you drink mixtures of horse semen and diarrea while feeding it to your boss in front of a water cooler? I stand by my answer.