All comics by daddydoright

 

by daddydoright
2-17-06
Airline ticket counter
I'd like to buy a plane ticket to Kansas City.
Mam we have a new airline policy and I'm going to have to charge you for 2 tickets.
airline ticket counter
Why on earth would you have do that?! I only want one ticket!
(stammering choosing her words carefully) "Er, ah, umm. Because of your large frame you take up two seats mam."
airline ticket counter
Well dammit, if I have to pay for two airline seats then I WANT TWO MEALS and two times the alloted drinks!!
(mutters) "Your not helping your, ahh, problem mam."

 

by daddydoright
2-17-06
(meanly) "Are you ready for your daily beating?!"
Why?! What did I do today?!
It's not for what you did? It's for what your gonna do!
(mutters under his breath) "The real reason is cause your a sexually repressed bitch! Who gets her jollies from hitting young boys."
(beating the boy) "How'd he know that?!" (resumes beating) "Oh well, yes, Yes! YES!"
Ow! Ouch! Ahh!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
Who here knows why the Titanic sank?
(raises his hand)
Yes Kevin?
The Titanic sank because the crew ignored reports of icebergs. The ship struck an iceberg which ripped her hulls causing it to capcize.
That's what people who don't believe in God say! Class tell new student Kevin what really sank the Titanic!
(all the kids in classroom yell robotically in unison) "GOD!!"

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
On the porn set
So Mike you ready for your big porn debut?!
(lisp) "Well I'm kind of having a small problem here Director?" (looks down at his groin)
On the porn set
What's that Mike?
"Well, I think little Mikey here.." (pointing to his dick) "..is having second thoughts about a career in porno?"
Director yells for a "FLUFFER!"
"Hi Mike, I'm the fluffer. I've never met a dick I couldn't make hard!" (she starts sucking away)
(looking down at his dick while she sucks it) "Hey Mikey, He Likes It!"

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
"Is that what I think it is?!" (screams) "Ahhh!" (mad) "Yes it's a shit stain on the bed!"
(scared) "I didn't do it."
Yes you did! You sat on the edge of the bed after we had sex and you put your underwear on! The shit stain is right there! (pointing)
(demurely) "It wasn't me."
From now on you have to shower before we have sex!
(whining) "Can't we just have sex with my underwear on?"

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
We got a call about a 'man down'! Where is he!
(bartender) "He's right over there!"
This guy just looks drunk out of his mind.
(slurring) "I'm not as think I am as you are drunk!" (hiccup!)
(walking toward door) "False alarm! We're outta here!"
Ain't cha even gonna give me a ride home? Come 'on I called 911 it's the least you can do! Hey wait or I'll make a citizen's complaint!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
Sir did you call 911!
Yes I did!
We had a report of a 'Man in Pain' needing medical assistance!
Yah man that's me! You see I don't get my government assistance check till next Thursday and I got no money to drink with!
(yelling) "False alarm! Let's pack it up!"
Come on man! I know you guys carry them good pain pills in the rig! How'z about a few to take the edge off till I get my check?!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(rushing in) We got a call some one in here is 'Having Chest Pains'?!
(bartender shrugs his head) "Over there!"
Did you call 911!
Yah what took you so long?! I'm out of cigarettes! Can you go get me a pack of Camel non-filtered extra-long non menthols!
(disgusted, yells) "False alarm! Let's get outta here!"
Hey Comeon! I'm really dying over here! I need a fucking smoke!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
Goddammit! Honey you have to wipe your fuckin ass better!
What 'cha mean?!
You left a fuckin shit stain on the bed! Look where you sat on the edge of the bed to put your underwear on!
(he looks at shit stain) hmm! (then looks back at her and smiles)
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(acting sophisticated) I just love to travel! I just love to try all the foods a new area has to offer!
(ashamed) I haven't traveled much. (nervous bragging) But ask my husband he travels for a living! He's done tried food all over the country!
(impressed) Your wife was saying you travel around the country! You simply must tell me about the 'difference' in foods you have enjoyed!
(thinking) Welll, far as I can tell, all them BURGER KINGS taste pretty much the same no matter where you go!
(asking prissily) What exactly do you do for a living?!
(proudly) Welll mam I drive truck!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(blank stare)
I don't know why I'm living with you! We have absolutly nothing to talk about because we have nothing in common!
I don't really like you! If we didn't have a kid. I don't even think I'd be your friend!
No one is fucking keeping you here!
Wanna watch a movie and order some food?
Sure!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(to fucky perky) Hi welcome to STARBUCKS can I take your order?
I'd just like a black coffee.
(very confused) Don't you want anything else in it?!
(said robotically) No I like my coffee the way I like my women.
(smiles) Black huh?
(ignores her and says) "FULL OF BOOZE!"

 

(singing) Come as you were, as a friend, as I want you to be!
(yelling) Kurt you have to unlock the door first!
by daddydoright, 2-18-06

 

Mission control to comic! You mind coming back down to Earth! Your audience is gettin bored down here!
Sometimes I feel like my comedy is right over the audience's head!
by daddydoright, 2-18-06

 

down in the boiler room
Shit am I stoned! Now where did I drop that roach!
Here I am!
by daddydoright, 2-18-06

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
JAWS THEME playing
Knock!, Knock!
(nervous, yells) Who's There?!
JAWS THEME playing
Pizza Man!
I didn't order any pizza. But I sure am hungry! (yelling) Be Right There!
opens door
RAAAAAHH! (eats him!)

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
JAWS THEME playing
Knock! Knock!
(yells nervously) Who's There?!
JAWS THEME playing
(yells) Meter Man!
Oh boy they haven't had meter mans since I was a kid! (yells) Be right there!
Opens The Door
CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
(screams) AHHHHHHH!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
JAWS THEME plays
Knock! Knock!
(suspiciously) WHO'S THERE?!
JAWS THEME plays
(yelling) Girl scouts, selling cookies!
(happy) Mmm! Mmm! I love cookies! (yells) BE RIGHT THERE!
OPENS THE DOOR
CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
(SCREAMING!) YAHHHHHH!

 

by daddydoright
2-18-06
This is an Action News Special Report! We have reports of a 'Land Shark' in the area Do Not Open your doors to any strangers!
(nervous) Wow good thing I'm home safe and sound!
JAWS THEME plays
KNOCK! KNOCK! (yells) HELLO IT'S THE LAND SHARK!
HA HA HA HA HA! Very funny! Who is that really?!
OPENS THE DOOR
CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
(SCREAMING!) AHHH! AHHHHH!

 

by daddydoright
2-19-06
Infront of the Liquor Store
(ask calmy) Hey Mister you got some money my baby needs some bread?
Sure! (feeling good about himself, digs in his pocket and hands her a buck)
Infront of the Liquor Store
(pissed off) A DOLLAR!! What the fuck am I suppose to buy with a fucking dollar?!
(looks over and points to the conveinence store) I was just in there. You can buy a loaf of Wonder Bread for a buck.
Infront of the Liquor Store
(mutters angrily and walks away) I don't want no fucking bread, fool!
No Shit! I figured that out when I saw you were standing infront of a liquor store!

 

by daddydoright
2-19-06
Ghetto Burger King
Aw shit! What'z going down here?! We gotta lost honky who's gonna get fucked whitt!!
inline at Burger King
(meanly) Hey man I gotz no money! (raises his voice) CAN You Buy Me Something?!!
(shocked by the man's audasity and overall tone of his voice) Er ah? I guess? (hands him money) Here's two bucks.
inline at Burger King
(angrily) SHIT MOTHERFUCKER! I CANT'Z GIT NUTHIN FOR TWO DOLLARZ!! (And proceeds to Smuggly Walk Out of restaurant!)
I CAN!! I'm gonna get the dollar whopper and small drink and get lots of free refills.

 

by daddydoright
2-19-06
High Aptitude class
Class! (speaking to all) Who here has anything to say about the ongoing Winter Olympics in Torino!
I do!
Yes ShaneekKwa!
(mad and filled with attitude) I THINK THAT THE OLYMPICS ARE RACIST!!
(pondering) Hmmm?? I'd have to say that the Olympics aren't racist as much as they're nationalistic! (obviously pleased with his own answer)
(wryly) WHAT'S REALLY THE DIFFERINCE?! (sarcastically) Think About It!!

 

by daddydoright
2-19-06
(sound way to loud) OUR WINTER OLYMPIC COVERAGE CONTINUES FROM TORINO!!!
(staring way to hard for his own good) Since I got my Hign Definition TV all the Olympic events seem almost easy to me!
(too loud) AND HERE'S WOMEN'S SNOWBOARDING AT IT'S FINEST!!
(really beleiving himself) I Could Do That!
(still loud) MEN'S SKELETON TRACK CHAMPION HAS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE TODAY!!
(faking to himself being disgusted) I Could Do That! (and then thinks about it a bit and adds humbly) If I lost a hundred pounds and.. and.. was like 20 years younger.

 

by daddydoright
2-19-06
WOW! You throw a great Party!
Yah I haven't had a Saturday night like this in years!
SATURDAY NIGHT!! OH MY GOD MY WIFE IS GONNA BE HOME TOMMOROW! YOU GUYS GOTTA HELP ME CLEAN THIS UP OR MY WIFE WILL KILL ME!!
SUNDAY AFTERNOON
(nervous) Hi Hon. Welcome home I missed you. See I kept everything just the way you left it.
(bitchy) Wasn't that building over there before?

 

by daddydoright
2-20-06
I don't usually do this. I hope you'll still respect me afterward. (undressing)
Of course I will! (rapidly undressing)
lights out and naked
(her) Holy shit do you have alot of fucking pubic hair! Was your father a fucking buffalo!
(him) (embarrassed) You really think so? I just thought the guys at the gym were fucking with me when they would say that.
the next time they fuck
(her) Where's that fuzzy wuzzy? (reaching for his dick) What tha fuck! You shaved yourself bald!(reaches lower) Oh my God! You even shaved your fucking balls!
(him) You don't like it? You were complaining last time I was to hairy! So I started trimming and one thing led to another.

 

by daddydoright
2-20-06
When I was your age everything was much harder! You kids got it to easy nowanddayz!
Go fuck yourself oldman!
In my day talking like that to your elders! We would took you out to the woodshed! And grabbed a switch and tanned your hide with it!
Well this just ain't the 'ole days!' Is it you mean old fuck!
Now wait a minute? What day is it anyway?
It's just another payback day for all the bullshit you put us thru as kids oldman.

 

Refill? I'm terribly sorry sir, can you please repeat your order?
What are you fuckin braindead?! I want a Venti triple espresso double latte mocha with twist of cinnamon and Non-dairy whipcream sprayed counterclockwise one-and one-eighth inches high!
by daddydoright, 2-20-06

 
by daddydoright, 2-20-06

 

Before you rob me listen to this. I'm divorced, I pay alimony and child support, I live with my current girlfriend who is on welfare and has three bratty kids, I see my mistress who is also dirt poor.
You are one sorry son of a bitch! Here take this! (hands him $20) You need it more than me. Go buy yourself a bottle and get shitface!
by daddydoright, 2-20-06

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
bathroom line
What the fuck is taking that guy so focking long! (stepping back and forth) I gotta piss something fierce!
Yah and I gotta take a shit! But..?? Wait a minute? Your a toilet seat pisser aren't cha?!
bathroom line
What did you focking say?
I said, (raises his voice) Your A Toilet Seat Pisser! You piss on the toilet seat don't you? Just tell me ahead of time that's what your gonna do. So I don't sit on the fucking piss on the toilet seat
bathroom line
Ha! Yep probably. So!
(runs at him with furious anger)"I am so fuckin sick of having to wipe off the fuckin piss off toilet seats! I always wanted to catch one of you fuckers!" (and proceeds to kick his lilly white ass!)

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
Oh wow my brother! I haven't seen you in 20 years! Hey last time I saw you , you thought you were an artist! How did that turn out for you?!
Well... I took out all these student loans and went to college and studied art. Afterwards I did alot of sketches and paintings and tried selling them to make money.
Did you make alot of money?
No man I was practically starving. I had to get alot of shitty part time jobs just to get by. Then I'd go home and rack my brain and work my ass off trying to make something that was truly great.
Hmm...What did you learn from all those years?!
That All Art is Just A Form Of Mental Illness!

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
Hey bro it's cool to go out with you man! I haven't really seen you since Ma and Dad got a divorce when we were fockin kids!
Yes I figured we would have alot of catching up to do. So what was it like living with Father all those years?
Well the way I sees it. Mom had her shit together and pretty much you lived rich. And Dad didn't have his shit together and I lived pretty much poor.
Well ah, we weren't exactly rich. I mean I got whatever I wanted, everything..ah..but I wouldn't say we were rich. What were you jealous?
No bro. It's just good to see you. Seeing you reminds me when I used to be white. But shit that was focking long time ago!
Yes I was thinking it was such along time ago since we were together but I don't remember my brother being a wigger.

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
University Modern Literature Creative Writing Class Room
(crying) Class my wife just left me. She decided to be a full time lesbian. She spent all our life savings and took out a 2nd mortgage on the house to finance her lover's coke habit!
(ecstatic) Does this mean we don't have to read Friedrich Nietsche's "Beyond Good And Evil" anymore?!
University Modern Literature Creative Writing Class Room
(calmer) I'm quitting my teaching job and going down to Mexico to drink myself to death. Sooo I guess I might as well tell you all.
(the students) What's that professor?!! Yahh tell us professor!!
University Modern Literature Creative Writing Class Room
(motions with hands) All these textbooks are bullshit!! (dramatic pause) I learned more about Life from watching JERRY SPRINGER and episodes of COPS than I did from any fucking book!!
(students start madly scrambling for the exits) WooHooh! I'll meet you all in the TV commons room with beer and chips!

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
Telemundo TV Playing
Why are you fucking watching the Spanish channel? You fucking don't know how to speak Spanish!
(stammering) Uh, yah I do. A little.
Telemundo TV Playing
(She watches some of the show and his reactions to see what's going on.)
(He's watching the show, oblivious of her gaze) (he starts quietly muttering to himself) oohh yah baby, uh huh, yah daddy likey.
Telemundo TV Playing
YOU FUCKIN PERV! Your just watching this for the fuckin chicks aren't you?!!
(happy to confess!) FUCK YAH! All the other channels have are white skinny prissy yuppie chicks with no ass or tits!

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
(prideful) Ever hear that song by Johnny Cash "I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE"?
Yah that's the song where he lists about a hundred cities and keeps fockin singing "I've been everywhere man". Yah what about it?
(still proud) Well that's my theme song! I use to drive truck for 30 years and I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE!
(interested) Oh yah. What was it like living in all those places and doing different things?!
(embarrassed) Uh..well.. I actually didn't live in any of those towns. I ah, just kind of drove pretty much straight thru them without stopping for the most part.
Bummer.

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
Walks In New Bar And Sits Down
Why is everybody across the fuckin bar staring at me?!
15 minutes later
What the fuck?! Am I so frickin interesting that everybodys just gotta keep staring at me?!
(bartender) Hey buddy that football game is over! You mind turning the channel on the TV behind you to the other game?! Sorry, but some asshole stole the fucking remote.
(Looks behind him and sees the TV) (releived) Ahh? Sure. No problem.

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
New Lovers Meet and Greet
(man continues taking his clothes off till he's naked)
HOLY SHIT!! Do you have huge amount of pubic hair!
(naked and now embarrassed) Do you really think so?
Fuck yah! I have never ever seen so much pubic hair in my life!
Next week a surprise!
Let's see that fuzzy wuzzy again (pulls down his boxer shorts) WHAT THE FUCK?! I Can't Believe You Shaved Yourself Bald!! (she looks down more) EWWW! AND YOU EVEN SHAVED YOUR FUCKIN BALLS!
(scared and apologetic) Well... last time you wigged out about me having Too Much pubic hair! So I tried neating it up a bit and one thing led to another and Presto Mr. Clean!

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
(TV crowd) JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
I just Love the "JERRY SPRINGER SHOW"!
I HATE That Motherfucking Show! You fucking couldn't pay me to watch that shit!
Come on, just watch it! You might even find it funny. And wanna watch it all the time like me!
(remembering) I don't have to watch it. I lived it!
(tv announcer) TODAY ON JERRY SPRINGER WE FIND OUT 'WHO'S THE DADDY!

 

by daddydoright
2-22-06
(EXXON chairman) We'd like to proudly report to all our shareholders EXXON'S 4th quarter profits were an unprecedented 10.1 billion dollars!!
This is the highest profit evermade by any one single company! Does EXXON plan on returning any of the money they recently gouged from gas consumers?
(nervous) Er.., ah.. No, not really! The money is only for our shareholders.
What about paying for the cleanup of 11.3 million gallons of crude oil that The EXXON VALDEZ spilled in Alaska ten years ago? Your company claimed then they couldn't afford to pay for the cleanup.
(scared shitless) NO MORE QUESTIONS!! (rushs out)
There you have it folks. They can afford to pay for the cleanup now but Because of Corporate Greed We Don't Get What We Need, then or now!

 

by daddydoright
2-23-06
aboard a container ship
Full Speed Ahead! We are now only 50 miles from a major U.S. seaport!(ponders) Is the nuke ready?
Yes captain, armed and ready! The port authority will never find her either. So smart to hide it in a overseas container bearing medical equipment billing!
Ha! Yes I got the idea from watching "60 MINUTES". They had a show on how bad security was at U.S. seaports and how easy it would be to get a nuke past securtiy! Haha.
Very clever captain. But you failed to realize that the story on "60 MINUTES" was a plant made to catch you and your kind!
Its Super Agent Man!
Yes it is me! We have been on to since you purchased the nuke. I arrest you in the name of George W. Bush!
Okay you got me! But just one thing! Could I surrender in the name of RONALD REAGAN instead of GEORGE W. BUSH? That way I will stop laughing. And I will take this much more seriously?

 

by daddydoright
2-23-06
Hear that song by Johnny Cash "I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE" on the radio commercial! That's my theme song! I drove truck for over 30 years and truly I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE!
Oh yah! Got any pictures oldman?
Here you go! 30 years worth of driving pictures from everywhere you can possibly take a truck in the U.S.!
Uh huh! Uh huh! Uh huh!
These fuckin pictures suck! They are all either blurry or there's a big fockin steering wheel in 'em or the fockin buildings are so dang small you can't tell which friggin city your looking at!
Well..ah, ah. You don't make no damm money stopping and taking stupid pictures!

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Arab gas station
Hello. Can I help you?
Hi are you a Muslim?
Arab gas station
Yes. Errrrr...Whyyyyy???
Well I just want to tell you that I in noway hold you responsible for the 911 attack or the current insanity around the world involving those Danish cartoons.
Arab gas station
YOU RACIST REDNECK FARMER ASSHOLE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE QUIET, SPEND YOUR MONEY AND LEAVE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!
I'm Sorry! Uh? Uh....? I'll take a HUSTLER magazine, 2 packs of MARLBORO reds, pack of TROJANS and some rolling papers please.

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Scuse.. me.. mam. Cin.. ya.. spare.. sum.. change?
What??!! AW GEEZ!! So you can buy some drugs!! I don't think so youuuu...?? You?? Wretch!!
Heavens No! How Uncouth! I am trying to allocate sufficient funds so as to aquire a fine Chardonay or maybe a Merlot!!
Oh my!! I am so sorry! So sorry!! Here...Here you go. Here's $20! (shaking badly) I had no idea you were a sophisticate. (hurries off)
Dumb! Fuckin'! Ho! Bitch! I'm gonna git me a fuckin rock! Ha!!!! Bitch!! Thinks she's better than me!
YOU! TELL! HER! SISTAH!

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Hi can I ask you a question? Whatever you tell me I promise not to tell anyone.
What do you want ignorant American?!
Don't worry I'm cool. I ain't political, that ain't my thing. All I want to know is the REAL REASON you guys hit the twin towers. The other stuff I can figure out.
Ok for some odd reason I will tell you. Did you ever see that vile movie AMERICAN PSYCHO?
Yah, yah. That's the movie about that serial killer Wall Street Harvard stock broker who works in the twin towers and kills people at night!
YES!! THAT IS THE ONE!!! THAT IS THE REASON WE DO THIS!!!! Phwee!

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Welcome to China. I can see there is something you wish to ask me but are uncomfortable to talk about. Please. Feel free. (gestures with hand) Speak.
Ok. This is gonna sound really weird but. I studied martial arts for a little bit. And even though not in a formal setting I've kept up mentally with the books, movies, tapes, etc.
Just say it. There is nothing we monks do not talk about. Beleive me you would blush if I told you. But it is all part of our Life's cosmic journey.
(resigned to telling the truth) The other day I was taking a shit and became distracted. I just forgot about self. I thought and felt nothing. It was like I did not exist.
Oh you have advanced so! It usually takes 20 years to do this. But you must be careful for if done wrong you can die.
Yes! I understood that when I saw the 3 1/2 foot turd. But thankyou now I understand more fully.

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
2:30 am
Where have you been all night?! SNIFF! SNIFF! Oh! I bet you were out drinking and fuckin some whore!"
"No." BURP! "I just went to the bar and had a feww beers with the guys from work."
next day at his brother's house
I wonder how women can always tell when you been cheating?!
Easy kitty! Easy boy! No! NO!! Bad kitty! BAD!!
Geez! What's wrong with your cat? Why is he freaking out so bad?
Sniff, sniff. SNIFF! SNIFF!! It must be that bad fish smell. Did you eat fish? He goes insane when he smells fish! He just loves it! Sniff, sniff! Pee-U! Whew!

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Reading his online comics over his shoulder
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PUNCHLINE?!!
Well not all comics need a punchline!
IT'ZZZZZZZZ!!! A!!!! COM!!!!!!!! ICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!! And...that shit you write ain't funny.
Welllll.......to me it is!"
Your sick in the head! You need to grow up and get off that fuckin computer and go play with your fuckin kid!
(referring to what just happened) See Now! THAT WAS FUNNY! (happy again) I'm gonna write a comic about it!

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Congratulations! Daddy! You have twins!! A healthy bouncing baby boy and A beautiful little girl!
Wow! Twins!! We didn't even know! You see we didn't want to know the sex while she was pregnant. So we didn't have any ultrasounds done.
Well. Mother and babies are doing fine in the recovery rooom. So what names did you two pick out for the babies?
Well my wife is leaving it completely up to me. Me being an aspiring writer who's politically conscious I want names that reflect this! (obviously thinking hard)
I've got it! The boy's name will be RHETORIC and the girls will be ROWANDA!!
Oh brother I hope he puts more thought into his writing or those kids will fuckin starve!

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Being an alcholic is so uncool. I'm into drugs!
Come on man! Duuuuuuuuude!!!!!! It's RETRO!
How you fuckin figure?!
Hey man, look at all the greats, they were alcheys. Hemingway, Bukowski, Kerouac, Poe, Sarte, etc. And don't forget Morrison, Janis, Hank Sr., Dean-O, etc. heck even my parents!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK!! Who any of those people were! But I'll tell ya one thing! My PARENTS WERE DRUNKS TOO!! AND I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM!!"
Ohhh...? YOU KNOW WHAT?? YOUR RIGHT!! I see your point! Got any drugs?!"

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Mike Tyson's house
Yo Mike! I know you don't me but in the early 80's I met Cus. He was prone to thinkin outloud. And he was talking about training me to a crowd when I met him.
Yah. I heard about it back then. I know who you are.
Mike Tyson's house
Yah man I had no clue who he was. I didn't know shit about boxing then. I just was mad at the fuckin world back then!
Me too. Uhhhhhhh? I guess that's what attracted Cus to us.
Mike Tyson's house
Now I look back knowing what I know Now. AND Only I wish I would of known it back then. AND I still got that rage only it ain't so big, AND it's more small and more focused."
yah!

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