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Travis Garden's More Weird Than Funny Online Comic Strip by travisweird 12-31-04
4:40 PM December 31st, 2004... Where ya' goin' sonny? I'm from the Confederate Disaster Relief Militia, and I'm on my way to Indonesia!	I sure wish he was a sexy goat! Would you like to donate ten dollars to the cause?	And with a little imagination... Yeeha! Papa's got a brand new bag! Baaa!

 

New Years 2005 and Travis Garden's Sexual Frustration by travisweird 1-01-05
New Years Eve, 8:35 PM... Come on couples, let's ditch this lame party and go have sex at the Motel 6!	I'm not a loser... I'm not a loser... Hey baby, we're leaving now!	This year I resolve to smoke twice as much. Come here, big boy!

 

The Three Panel Odyssey of Travis Garden by travisweird 1-01-05
You can't stay angry forever! Look! It's a puppy on a beachball! You can't distract me, I'm really upset this time. Pathetic asshole	Anger leads to apathy... Oh well. I couldn't give less of a flying fuck about anything or anyone anyways.	apathy leads to the dark side. I'm going emo this year! We're calling it Newmo now.

 

The Sad And Beautiful World of Travis Garden by travisweird 1-02-05
What to do that doesn't involve getting high or socializing... I like the way he thinks! COEUR D'ALENE.... IS..... BORING.... AAAAHHH!!!	Taking a trip to the city, our hero finds that life is still equally pointless... Hmmm, everything here costs so much money. THERE'S...NOWHERE.... TO... PARK.... AAHHHH!!!	Frustrated, Travis lives under the sea where the seaweed is always greener... Jesus, what is that guy's problem? FUCKING... CRUSTACEANS...

 

Hypocrites And Parents of Travis Garden by travisweird 1-03-05
Meet My Fucking Parents How about we use the Dell's warranty? You're never going to get through life if you're a fucking quitter, and you judge people. I'm done. Just go.	Is it alright if I sit here for a moment, I'm almost done with my soup. Travis... I am the one who works, and pays for everything, and... Lisa is comming to inspect the apartment so your room better be spotless, and you better clean the kitchen or else!	Figuring out that these cruel and constant mood swings are a result of hard drinking and their hippie days, Travis develops a strategm... Alice Cooper sucks! It's cheesy rock and you know it! You've broken your mother's heart, I hope you're happy!

 

What is Travis Garden really thinking? by travisweird 1-06-05
While indulging on Kamel Red Lights, Starbucks drinks, Hagen Daz chocolate ice cream, speeding in the snow and free music, Travis realizes he may be trying to make up for a lack of something... Hey, it's Illeana Douglas! You might remember me from Stir of Echoes and The West Wing. Why don't you put that frappucino down and sit on my lap?	What's that you're doing with...oooh! Pleasuring yourself in public is a felony young man!	You, mam, are a whore! Stop it Mr. Depp, that tickles!

 

The Tribulations of Heaven And Hell Within Travis Garden by travisweird 1-06-05
I've come here to sell my soul for Illeana Douglas... oh hell, make it a 20 year-old Angelina Jolie wrapped in cellophane in a big mansion where we both can live. Kid, your soul ain't worth that much. I'll give you Hilary Swank and a nice sweater. Take it or leave it.	Scarlet Johansen and a bean bag chair. Kathy Bates and a toaster.	Oh lord, I've never asked for anything in the past... FUCK!! SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!!

 

Travis Garden's Attempt At Anti-Depressant Marketing by travisweird 1-08-05
Now there's a new way to get the old you back! Paxil cures my depression! And it's nice to know that there's a low risk of sexual side effects!	Ask your doctor about Paxil today! Warning, you should not take Paxil if you are Asian. OH GOD, THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP, GOD, MAKE IT STOP!	Side effects may include but are not limited to impotence, dry eyes, migraines, nausea, fatigue, and spontaneous combustion. Paxil, yum yum happiness!

 

Travis Garden Battles The Cold Virus by travisweird 1-10-05
Discovering that Jerry and Jenny are sick too, Travis decides to do something about the cold virus going around... I'm gonna' kick your ass! Jules gave me a bunch of pills, would you like the red one or the yellow one? Do your worst!	Now I'm just drowsy. Aha!	Woops, wrong pills. Come here and give Satan a hand job!

 

Travis Garden's Unlikely Survival In The Wild by travisweird 1-11-05
Travis leaves his apartment for the first time in a couple days, discovering one of his neighbors has frozen to death in the front yard... I still don't know if his name was Scott or Tom.	He then starts a bonfire in the living room using Christmas gifts... This JC Penny shirt can go... this sweater... Best of Phil Hartman...	He then resorts to cannibalism when Christians come knocking on his door... Not that I really had to, but I already had a fire going.

 

Alcoholism in Travis Garden's Group of Friends And Family by travisweird 1-19-05
Joey can't come to the huka bar, he's doing homework and taking shots.	Be careful, I broke a bottle behind your car. But I bought you some Mike's Hard Lemonade to make up for it.	To be fair, I am drinking while I make this comic. This year I resolved to quit drinking. But it's a weekday, and weekdays don't count. Right. I quit smoking yesterday, now I only smoke Camels.

 

Travis Garden's Delicious And, Fun Comic Strip by travisweird 1-19-05
It's so wonderful comic strip! Yay! Yay!	OH! Super comic strip Yay! Yay!	Yay! Yay!

 

Analyzing The Genetics of Travis Garden by travisweird 1-19-05
Returning home from a fun weekend with friends in Sea-Town, Travis discovers his family hasn't changed much. Why is there a playboy in your room? I wanted to read the Tim Allen interview! What, is that a crime?	How did that gay asian twink virus get on your computer anyways? I never use the computer! It must have come from that music you were downloading!	Genetically, maybe this would explain my strange sexual attraction to Illeana Douglas and robots. Shut-up and drop those trousers!

 

Travis Garden's Irrelevance On A Relevant Topic by travisweird 1-20-05
It's Inaugural Day in America, and the big story is Travis Garden's interview with the collective mind of America... How could you re-elect Bush? That damn Kerry's a waffler!	During his trip to Seattle, Travis finds the sanest person in America, a man playing piano near Farmer's Market until they impeach Bush. How about some Jerry Lewis? I'm on a coffee break.	Finding no good answers, Travis goes straight to the Red States' leader... The Christians re-elected Bush. Fuck!! Someone get me down!

 

Travis Garden's Day In A Nutshell. by travisweird 1-21-05
Travis awakes with the Karma Police at the foot of his bed... OW!! THE PAIN!!! Shouldn't have grabbed that girl's ass in the third grade!	Discovering Josh already has a job starting at 8.50 an hour, Travis decides to get a job there as soon as his back and leg pains go away... At least I have this comic to cheer me up in the meantime. With every passing second you are closer to your death.	So Travis goes to his happy place, only to find that Illeana Douglas has been replaced by the drummer for System of A Down dressed in leather. Shit! What did I do to deserve this?? Shouldn't have watched Will and Grace before going to your happy place.

 

Travis Garden's Explanation For Not Getting A Job At CP by travisweird 1-23-05
Now that Josh isn't going to work at Central Partners, Travis considers what it would be like to work there... Even though I'm your ex-girlfriend doesn't mean I can't be your supervisor. Oh, you probably can't understand the words comming out of my mouth because you're so drunk right now. Regret dies hard, doesn't it.	Oh my gosh, I know your mom! She probably already told you I'm a man, but you can call me Rachel! What happened to Dave?	Suddenly standing on the corner dressed as a giant mustard bottle doesn't seem like it was such a bad job. Hey it's me! Matt Solomon! I pile drived you in junior high! Remember? I've had a hard time remembering anything since then.

 

Travis Garden And The Future Of Generation-X by travisweird 1-24-05
Why does Travis smoke, act so cynical and apathetic, and always wear the same sweatshirt? He's the last of the Gen-Xers, and he's on a mission to find out what happened to his people... Looooooooooong ago... around last November... a tsunami of conservatism killed off your people, and the white man took their land. Damn the man!	As the reality of it all sinks in, Travis spends the rest of his days watching Kevin Smith movies... Why Kevin... why would you make Jersey Girl when Gigli had already bombed? Silent Bob, I could go down on you like a circus seal!	Feeling defeated, Travis changes his look and blends in as a gen-yer. Poser!

 

Travis Garden Is Depressed And Worried As You Can Tell by travisweird 1-26-05
Everything is going to hell. Everything from my room to the world is a mess. That's not true! It's your attitude! I'm going to be an actress!	Within seconds this optimist becomes a depressed alcoholic... Where am I going to get a job that doesn't take away my dignity? Damn. I could have been somebody... You don't even know...	One month later Travis is hired by an anti-smoking campaign to prevent little kids from growing up to be little Dennis Learys and Kate Mosses. Hey kids! I'm Mr. Stinky Butt! Come kick me in the balls! I'm gonna' kick you so hard that you shit your balls out your mouth Mr. Cigarette!

 

Travis Garden Wants Some Weed by travisweird 1-27-05
Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed? Weed?	Weed? That's enough out of you buddy, you're goin' downtown!	It appears, Mr. Weed, that your limo driver has been arrested. Oh well. I wonder where we can get some weed in this town?

 

You Treat My Heart Like A Gizzard by travisweird 1-30-05
You're leaving me? It could never work, we're too much alike. Chickens by nature are not monogomous. Goodbye Charles.	If only she knew I was dying from the pox. No point in living my last remaining days on Earth alone, time to end it all.	Do it man! I'm ready! This is for making me look like a fool every time you beat me at tic tac toe at the fair!

 

Travis Garden is five foot' ten. by travisweird 1-31-05
Travis finds a doctor who will help him get an x-ray and painkillers for his back... Patient is five foot' eight. Excuse me? At least five foot' ten.	Patient weighs 145 pounds. 160 pounds, actually.	So what seems to be the problem little girl? You sons of bitches.

 

Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatchya Want To Do? by travisweird 2-01-05
How's the prostitution sting goin', Bob? Not so good Dave, Scott from squadron 4 is getting all the action across the street.	I'll go talk to him for ya', Bob. Hurry up, this tampon is killing me.	Hey Scott... um... how's the wife and kids? It's a hundred bucks an hour and we're taking my car.

 

Valentine's Day Is The Loneliest Day of All For Some People by travisweird 2-03-05
364 days a year I sit around at home and get depressed. I wish I was Jesus. Or the Tooth Fairy.	Lonely and depressed, Santa Claus makes a companion out of snow... Hey, how's it goin'? Good God man, you've gone totally insane!	After two weeks of heavy drinking and a blur of suicide attempts, Santa Claus wakes up confused in downtown Chicago... Can you help me? Dear sir, it's February, get a real job!

 

Ossie Davis, A Great Man, Show Some Respect! by travisweird 2-05-05
In today's news; Mickey Rooney's ass has been replaced by Brad Pitt in a superbowl ad, The Aviator sweeps the Oscars, and someone named Ossie Davis died. Noooooooo!!!	I was in Do The Right Thing... Cotton Comes To Harlem... Bubba Ho-Tep? Mmmm... nope. Never heard of any of those.	Here is the picture of Mickey Rooney's ass that has been banned from the ads... Noooooooo!!!

 

Unpleasant Surprises At CP For Travis, Justin, and John. by travisweird 2-08-05
First of all, it's 8, not 8.50 an hour... You should get a job at Center Partners, they pay 8.50 an hour. As long as I'm not a telemarketer. I hate telemarketers.	I went to The University of Michigan for 6 years to earn a business degree. And here I am today. Well... At least you learned a lot. Too bad it made you so short.	Come on, try the fucking HBO package. I need to eat! Take me off the goddam list Travis!

 

My Fuck Off by travisweird 2-09-05
Hi, I'm Alfo, or something, and I'm the head of our operations. I've sold just about everything over the phone, from coupon books to insurance. So he's the head telemarketer. Maybe they're like vampires, I can kill him and the rest will go back to normal.	After living a long and fruitful life, Travis Garden passes away and ends up in hell, but not for the reasons he expected... What did I do to diserve this? Telemarketers in the back please.	So, what do you do for a living? Fuck it.

 

Travis Garden Bops Out Of Boredom by travisweird 2-14-05
After a few hours of sitting around, Travis's boredom becomes so intense that he enters a state of deep meditation... It's all so clear to me now.	He then reaches a state of nirvana and has an out of body experience... Hey! I look good!	He discovers a new form of masturbation by performing fellatio on his body and thus cures his boredom... Remember, this isn't gay, it's masturbation. Take the cigarette out of your mouth first!

 

The Only Three Females Travis Garden Talked To Today by travisweird 2-15-05
1) Center Partners Secretary Happy Valentine's Day. I feel bad that I quit after two days, but I still need you guys to pay me that hundred bucks. Don't be so sorry, turning your back on the telemarketers is like turning your back on the mob. I'd watch your back if I were you.	2) Grandma Happy Valentine's Day. Did you like the teddy bear Mom gave you? It was a rip-off bear. I squeezed it for an hour, waiting for it to sing or light up, and it didn't do anything. So I ripped it apart, but there was no candy in it.	3) Telemarketer Hello? Hi, I'm Cindy from Satellite TV Promotions, I'm just calling to say that we are in the house. (click)

 

Paris Hilton Tries To Be The American Princess Di by travisweird 2-17-05
Your donations would pay for doctors to come help the people of my village, most of which have died from cholera. That's hot.	I have suffered from bulimia myself. I reccomend it to all teenage girls, it works like a charm. Booo!	Mam, the paparazzi are right behind us, what should I do? Quick, take my panties!

 

Travis Garden's Horrifying Weekend With Josh by travisweird 2-21-05
Hello, and welcome to The Horror Club. I'm Max, Supreme Ruling Dictator of The Horror Club. Tonight we will be watching a classic amongst classics, Seattle Sleepaway Terror 1. Enjoy. Look out, Josh has a knife!		Your blood will flow like Cheerwine! Thank you for joining The Horror Club. I will now take requests for next week's horror classic. May I reccomend Flesh Ripping Zombies 2, or perhaps, Necrophilia Blonde Holocaust 5?

 

Fear And Loathing In Seattle by travisweird 2-21-05
We were somewhere around the edge of Soap Lake, when the boredom began to take hold... Maybe you should try some mind altering drugs, then you would be a little more interesting. I should have kicked him out of the car at Fishtrap like I wanted to.	After college, William's life becomes a sitcom on CBS and Ben avoids his student loan debts by taking up the alias of Thibertian, the opera singer from Mars. Chelsea, Nora, and Moesha, did you put this used condom in my cereal? (hold for canned laughter) Jumping Jack Flaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhsh, it's a gas gas GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHS!!!	As Max, The Supreme Ruling Dictator of The Horror Club, I would like to remind everyone to bring their own subwoofers from now on, and if you've got female genitalia the popcorn is always free. Don't miss next week's Horror Club meeting, when we will decide on the 100 best films of all time, as soon as we decide which is the better movie, Scab Swallowing Whores 1 or Corpse Loving Robots 3.

 

Horror Club Meeting #3 by travisweird 2-25-05
Welcome back to another Horror Club meeting, as always I am Max, Supreme Ruling All-Powerful Dictator With A Superior Penis of The Horror Club. Tonight we're going to watch The Son of Jason, enjoy. I'm going to die first. I know it. I'm the jerk that tries to save his own hide so I'm gonna' get knocked off first.	Sometimes they run into the woods. Don't worry, they'll trip. Sometimes they run into the house. Don't worry, they'll go into the attic. But it's the one girl with big juggs that always gets away! But I want to be a hairdresser!	Oh God! Somebody killed Kyle And Becky! Yes! Finally something good about abstinence.

 

Travis Garden's Comic Gets Naughty! by travisweird 2-25-05
Who else remembers The Abstinence Club in high school? Would you like to join the abstinence club? I'm already there. What I need is the Laid Club. Better yet, The Players And Hos Club. I think I'll start my own!	Unwanted pregnancy! Sin! Genital herpes! That's vagina warts! Join The Abstinence Club! Sex! Beautiful titties! Dildos up the ass! Bodily fluids everywhere! If you've got orifices, we've got cocks! Join The Players And Hos Club!	Alright I'll join. Excellent. Your sister is already one of our top hos.

 

Travis Garden Is No Gary Larson by travisweird 2-26-05
***** Hey, someone on stripcreator rated my comics 5 stars!	** Man, your next comic better be pretty clever! 5 stars is like The Ritz! 5 stars is like Casablanca! Shit, I can't think of anything funny enough to deserve 5 stars!!	-**** You're talking to a dolphin. That's kind of funny. I guess. I really hope the critics don't read this one.

 

Travis Garden Checks Out Impressionism by travisweird 2-27-05
I love the way the artist uses cool and warm colors, it's so magnificent and grand. A fascinating texture, I wonder how he ever achieved such dexterity. It's marvelous, it really is. Now this is shit.	Young man, you don't know what you're talking about! Claudette YiYi Roshambo Jr. was an impressionist, and that makes him a genius!! Now this I like! Beautiful shapes, curvy lines, soft texture, passionate form, topped off with an amazing frame.	Read the sign White Boy, do not touch. You're like a Monet with boobs.

 

Personified Dinosaurs Discuss Life, Death, And Love. by travisweird 3-01-05
Sigh. We all gotta' go sometime. What, you mean the dinosaurs?	No. I mean everyone, even you. Okay, I'm sick of all your anti-smoking guilt trips! And don't even start with your tar/dinosaur irony bullshit.	I mean life is passing us by and we're the only dinosaurs I know without girlfriends. Oh lord, why did you make the hadrosaur with the best ass in the world be straight?

 

Rob And Frank Gots The Dead Shrimp Blues by travisweird 3-01-05
Hey Rob, how you doin'? It's a damn shame, Frank. I woke up dis mornin', and all my shrimps was dead and gone.	Dats a damn shame. Yep.	Well I came over here to lynch ya' but seein' as you're havin' such a possum-shit day, would you like some moonshine instead? Thanks Frank, I appreciate dat.

 

The Horror Club 4: Skin Ripping Nymphs From Hell by travisweird 3-03-05
Welcome to another Horror Club meeting, I am Max, Supreme All-Powerful Massively Hung Supreme Dictator of The Horror Club. Today we discuss 80s horror flicks and why horror films today suck balls. Tiffany Harris sucks balls.	Are you serious? She's wasted in my room right now.	Meeting adjourned. I'll see you all next week when we discuss why Hellraiser 7: HellBlood is the perfect date movie, and whether or not Katherine Isabelle's boobs are fake. LIES!!! SHUT YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH!!! KATHERINE IS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WERE-WOMAN!!! I need to lie down.

 

Personified Dinosaurs Discuss Sex, Self-hatred, And Suicide. by travisweird 3-04-05
Sigh. We're wasting our lives away while other dinosaurs are getting married or going to college. We could adopt...	My little top hat is so dumb. I'm such a loser. I gave that hat to you for your birthday you son of a bitch.	My earliest memories are of being depressed, I'll be depressed all my life. Bob, do me a favor and kill me with your horns. BUT I LOVE YOU, YOU SEXY BEAST!

 

Travis Garden Learns The Truth About Everything by travisweird 3-05-05
I did not create mankind in my image, only Jude Law. Yeah, you wish.	Mankind's only unforgivable sin is that of self-manipulation. Oh noooooooooooo.	The most important thing you can learn in this life is that the jewish race must be exterminated. Woops, I thought you were a monk.

 

Travis Goes Through His Kid Size Bottles of Hard Liquor by travisweird 3-05-05
Hey, you know those little bottles of liquor they sell, you know, I think you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, get to the fucking point bitch!	Well my mom's been giving them to me as gifts for years for driving her to the liquor store and I just drank all of them. Haha, your family is fucked up! Oh shit, I'm talking to myself again! I'm so weird!	Hahaha! Hey, let's do the Marx Brothers routine where I think I'm looking in a mirror because you're doing everything I'm doing! Boy, did you drink all fifty of those mini-bottles of Captain Morgan in the back seat?

 

Tony's Crematory - You love 'em We Burn 'em! by travisweird 3-05-05
Hello sir, how are you? Fine. I'm here to pick up my wife's ashes, Barbara Stanley.	Hey Mikey! How much longer on that number seven?	It's gonna' be another fifteen minutes. Would you like the large urn or extra large? Ehhh whatever's cheapest.

 

The Horror Club 5: Max Meets Katharine Isabelle by travisweird 3-06-05
My agent tells me you have a were-wolf role written for me in your film. Well my friends and I are making this movie, because we have this club, maybe you've heard of it, it's called "The Horror Club," and I'm the Supreme All-Powerful Massively Endowed Dictator of it.	Wow. Actually, I'm trying to break out of horror and into real movies, playing more serious roles. Real movies? ...I don't get it. In Ginger Snaps 2, when you first turned into a monster and tore that guy's heart out, it was like you were tearing my heart out.	Aww, that's so sweet-CHRIST IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, THOSE ARE TOTALLY FAKE!

 

The Horror Club 6: Night Of The Braindead College Kids by travisweird 3-07-05
I'm Max, Supreme Hung-like-a-horse Dictator of The Horror Club. Tonight we will be thinking of George Romero's Land of The Dead Coming out this year and have a mass mutual orgasm. One, two, three... AHHH...	OH YEAH!!!! ROMEROHHHHH....	OH GOD, YES!!! YES!!! EAT MY FUCKING BRAIN!!!! I like her!

 

Travis Garden Doesn't Pay For His Supertramp. by travisweird 3-07-05
Nobody downloads music illegally anymore because it takes too long. It's also getting harder to download songs. Let's make something clear, nobody is going to stop me from downloading Supertramp! At the end of the milleniumn there was a revolution where people wouldn't have to pay for music again. There's still ways for musicians to make money, without selling out like the singer from The Who.	These are Legends of The Seventies, the greatest decade for rock music! Hell Roger Daltry, you'll probably go Radio Ga Ga when you hear these tunes! That was Queen but thanks Cheryl. This deal is legendary in itself! For four easy payments you'll get rock gods like Rod Stewart, REO Speedwagon, and Bread!!!	Music is an art, which ideally should be enjoyed by all for free. The pop industry shattered and what's left is a giant gazebo in the park where musicians play for passion instead of money. Shut the fuck up and give me your wallet or I'll bash you in the head with this... thing!!

 

Last Temptation of The Christ Gets Even More Contraversial by travisweird 3-08-05
Before passing on the role of Jesus Christ in The Last Temptation of Christ, Robert Deniro and Scorcese made this screen test... Come on Bobby, you don't have to do this! I insist on being crucified if I'm going to play this character.	Scene 12:13, Judas Betrays Jesus, and Pacino Plays The Centurion... I dunno Judas... I've heard things.... I've heard things... OH BOY! Let's see you WALK ON WATER NOW, you ****ING cock-a-roach! HOO HA!	I have been tempted by the devil. Don't worry. I'm gonna' make him an offer he can't refuse.

 

Travis Garden Goes Out To Sea by travisweird 3-11-05
Full of hopelessness and despair, Travis decides to beach himself off the Florida Keys. Sir you have to leave now, this beach is closed at night. Eek eek!	Someome help me get him back in the water! Don't touch me you hippies!!	Animal Control finally saves Travis and returns him to his preferred natural habitat in the Antarctic Ocean. This is what happened to Willy. He tried to kill himself in a tank in beautiful Hawaii and they moved him here and he froze to death. Why are you looking at me like that? That blowhole's looking pretty good right now.

 

The Horror Club7:Zombie Slaying Nympho Chainsaw Cheerleaders by travisweird 3-14-05
As always I'm Max, Supreme All-Powerful Dictator With Balls The Size of Yams of The Horror Club. Tonight we discuss the unfair accusations that we're a cult. But first, let's sacrifice that virgin! I'm sorry man, but I clearly specified we need a female.	Oh. I'll just kill myself myself then. No.	You don't know me! Don't you judge me, you don't even know me! I've been a virgin for a whole week now! OH FRITZ LANG,PLEASE ACCEPT THE SACRIFICE OF THIS CANNIBAL FIESTA 3 DVD IN PLACE OF A VIRGIN..Hey I just had an idea for a movie.Cheerleaders..that kill zombies..and have sex with them.with a chainsaw

 

Disney's Conspiracy Against Mothers by travisweird 3-15-05
Dumbo and Bambi.... Mother!!!! WHY GOD WHY?!?	Finding Nemo and The Land Before Time.... OH CRUEL WORLD!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK WORLD OF IMAGINATION IS THIS?!?	You're desthspicable! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE MOTHERS DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

 

Travis Garden's Interpretation of Josh's Idea For A Comic by travisweird 3-15-05
Dr. Freddystein, I've found the only flaw in your design, this robot of yours is anti-semitic. Absurd!	You were designed to serve humans, not stereotype them!! JEWS... WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB	Thanks Josh, your brilliant wit is gauranteed to lose me a star on Stripcreator Dammit, it happens every time! MEXICANS... BLOOPBLOOP

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