Most first comics are like the baby pictures that no one wants to see. But even then, they're where we started. Everyone's unique sense of humor can be seen even in their first comics. Only they forget the punchline, the funny, and how to make them.

So post your first comics. I'm most curious.

Here's mine:

This cartoon really bites. by possums 9-20-03

It's Christmas in um.. asianville. Wherever asians are from. Ho ho ho! A Little asian girl! Jeez. What a creepy racist. I think I'll go kill his mother. So, um.. the little asian girl went to be bitten by the witch. Hey! Santa's mom! Bite me! No. I refuse. And so, the pirate squirrel wereTO BE CONTINUED!!!! Go kill that witch. Now. Aye aye, cap'n!!!!

Shitty, isn't it?

dont ask me where this idea came from.

Cowboy camp by shank 1-25-03

This one time at cowboyboy camp... hey big boy   ?    ;D  why, hello!1 The End. take off your pants   k

I like my first one. I think it's still one of the best comics in the history of stripcreator.

DAVE COMES CLEAN by biped 11-21-01

In prison, Dave learns something about himself... Hey, fuckwad! You smell like shit! Maybe the squirrel is right. Even Cowboy Bill weighs in with a harsh assessment... Confidentially, Dave...not only are you a horse's ass, but you smell like one, too. I guess now it's "official." Maybe I should shower today. But Dave's not the only one hatching a scheme... Mmm...fresh chicken...randy too... Well, it's a plan, then. I'm going to take a shower, and then I'm going to fuck that squirrel.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

^ haha i read that awhile ago and it make me laugh and i dont know why.

They melt in your mouth... by niteowl 6-11-01

*giggle* *snicker* What's your problem, buddy?!?!? Hey....want some M&M's? Some Skittles maybe? Oh, don't EVEN go there....

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Damn near all of my early strips were religion based. I moved on to other topics, but I still like my first one:

How hung is god? by choadwarrior 4-30-03

Jesus, is it true God created us in His own image? Yes, my child And He also made us ashamed of our nakedness? Yes, my child So He has a tiny wang too?

The Mildly Happy Hooker by habnem 8-04-01

Either I'm going insane, or there's a raging fire right behind my back. Oh my holy Jesus! I knew I shouldn't eat those burritos last night. What do you want, whore?

call me sentimental, but even though this comic blows, i kept it when i deleted all my bad stuff a few weeks ago. enjoy! (or fail to)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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Damn near all of my early strips were religion based. I moved on to other topics, but I still like my first one:

How hung is god? by choadwarrior 4-30-03

Jesus, is it true God created us in His own image? Yes, my child And He also made us ashamed of our nakedness? Yes, my child So He has a tiny wang too?

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I'm not particularly proud of this one. Oh well, enjoy!

College Blues by Matchbook_Romance 7-30-03

College course, Choking The Chicken 101 I hope I did well in this class... Jeffrey, you get an A+... you're right hand technique is flawless... *Clears Throat* College course, Advanced Prison Piercing 200 Hmmm... did I do ok? For your final test, you've managed to pierce both my nipples... B+! *Takes out needle...* College Course, Introduction to Pimpology Oh God... I don't even want to know this one... *Sighs* Smizzal Jizzeffrey... I ain't diggin yo pizzimp jizzuice ya dizzig? I feel ashamed teaching you... D+ *Yells- CHUUUCH!*

I liked it except for the sound effects. Reminded me of the Far Side for some reason.

Brings me back...

Diseases today... by cowtipper 2-01-04

God I'm so stressed. The other day my cousin had surgery on her knee, my uncle got SARS and my brother got pneumonia! Wow... Yeah I know. And my grandmother was just diagnosed with alzeimers, my dog just got rabies, my mom thinks she has mad cow disease, AND my aunt almost went on a hijacked plane! Well I'll see you around. Alright bye. Wow... I feel like such a jerk for almost complaining about my sore thumb.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I loved that narration box.

BARRY HAS PROBLEMS by crabby 6-25-01

BARRY ARGUES WITH HIS WIFE I KNOW YOU KEEP TELLING ME IM THE FATHER BUT I DONT BELIEVE IT!!! OH MY GOD!!! HOW DID HE FIGURE IT OUT??? BARRY'S CHILDREN LISTEN TO THE ARGUMENT I WAS BUILT TO BE THE PERFECT CHILD WHY DOESNT DADDY LOVE ME??? DANG BRO, DAD IS ACTING LIKE A TOTAL SQUARE. TEN YEARS EARLIER I SHALL BUILD YOU A ROBOT CHILD AND IMPREGNATE YOU WITH MY NATURAL SEED!!! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE BUDDY FOR $200!!!

I love my first strip. A lot more than my later strips actually.

Take note of the date. The one year anniversary is coming up... Perhaps I'll use it as an excuse to return from my long hiatus.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Your one year anniversary is only a day after my three year anniversary. Coincidence?

THE STORY OF LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 9-29-03

INTRODUCING...LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH! I AM A BUM. MY NAME IS LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. IN HELL WITH A SNOWMAN. OH THE AGONY. WOE IS ME. Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!! WHY AM I STANDING HERE IN HELL WITH A SNOWMAN? WHAT?!

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A Maniacal Plan by Gabu 5-06-04

Now the world shall know my power! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Note to self: get better guidance mechanism...

Yay.

Also, TheDeathCab, no offense, but that signature picture is way too big. It's supposed to be the size of a signature, not a poster.

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Blue is the color of victory.

No. I'm your evil twin and when I come back to kill you, I'll be wearing a Richard Karn mask.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Only You Can Prevent Forrest Fires by kaufman 5-15-01

My mama told me life is like a box of caramels. My mama told me life is like a bag of sugar. No, it's definitely like a box of caramels. I'm telling you, it's like a bag of sugar. But hey, after all, what is caramel anyway?

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Just got here, but what the hell.

Clippy 1 by Relaps 6-08-04

WE JOIN CLIPPY IN A HOME! DEAR SWEET FUCK! I NEED TO GET OUT OF TEH PRISON OF NADS! OAHSDKLFGJAD! It is time for your pills. I DENY YOUR M&M'S! HE SUCKS! My shame has killed me. Sorrow flows. Word. BITCH PUT OUT! I LIKE IT UP THE ASS!1

Suicide note by evil_d 1-22-01

"I feel like a giant burden on society! I've taken so much . . ." ". . . and given back nothing but complacency and apathy. It's time for me to end it all!" That's strange; there's no signature . . . .

I still like this strip. But it's kind of ironic in light of this other one, which I made three years and two months later:

I never use the internet by evil_d 3-31-04

You know those people who brag about how they don't watch TV? Imagine if people were like that about other major advances in communications media. I'm proud to say I don't even own a radio. That would explain why you didn't hear about the wildfires. Books! Pshaw! Nothing but garbage in 'em. I haven't read one in years. Why am I talking to you?

My opinion hasn't really changed that much. Both strips are exaggerations of viewpoints I still hold.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'm proud to say that my first comic didn't have: Fire; Jesus; Narration. That's the kind of thing that would have suggested shear genius... ah well.

Matt ruined my life by Bazilla 11-28-01

So then Matt said screw you, I'm making a cartoon about yellow people. Yeah, like that would work That's what I thought, but he went on to make millions! That sucks! Tell me about it That sucks

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

A simple comic, from a simple age, with a simple message:

Congestion charges lack wang; ability to crush puny humans by jes_lawson 12-17-02

How would you deal with traffic congestion in Central London Red Robot? Graagh! I will crush your puny Earth vehicles human! Then I will eat your pathetic Mayor Ken Livingstone! At least he is less angry than the average driver on the M25 And his suggestions made more sense as well

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

At first I used characters from the source strips as "themselves." In my first comic, I reveal the startling secret behind Neal and Roger from When I Grow Up...

Neal and Roger, Sitting in a tree... by fuzzyman 10-01-01

Say, Roger, have you ever thought of... uh.. well... going gay? WHAT? Ummm.... No... NO! Are you trying to tell me something? NO! Uh.... I would... umm... never... Oh... uh... good. You had me worried there, buddy. damn damn

BONUS: My first Tobor strip. It was my 7th strip. Apparently I was assimilated into the collective quickly. This seems to be from an early CC concerning agriculture.

Creamed Corn by fuzzyman 10-01-01

Good morning, class. Can anyone tell me who invented corn--- ZZZzzzzzz OOH! OHH! I KNOW THE ANSWER! Yes, Tobor? ZZZzzzzzz TOBOR INVENTED CORNHOLING. TOBOR IS THE MASTER! ASSUME THE POSITION, AND I WILL SHOW YOU, FLESHLING. Tobor, this is Native American Agriculture 101. Mmmmm... corn. NATIVE AMERICANS INVENTED CORNHOLING?

Okay, not much a bonus.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Teh Precinct : New partner. by smamurai 10-13-03

Lt. Tarquin and Constable Frenzy are out on their 1st patrol together... Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker! Ha Ha! Oh man I love that fucking movie. I think you and I are going to get along just fine. I SAID HAND ME THE KEYS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER! Hmmmn, you're not talking about that movie are you? Here, take the keys already. I haven't seen a fucking movie since 1981 you fucking cocksucker! I was warned about you, cah-cah mouth.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.