Top Rated Comics Archive

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1901. Nun the Wiser

by christopher7murphy on August 31, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Nun the Wiser by christopher7murphy 8-31-07
Hey...since you are the last woman on the planet...and I'm the last man...	How about a little kiss? No. If you kiss me today...then you'll want to kiss me tomorrow...and then again...	And pretty soon, you'll want to get into the habit.

1902. Office Power Struggles

by fraod on August 28, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Office Power Struggles by fraod 8-28-07
Heyy, wanna hear something funny? Uh, sure.	Remember that girl you told me you've been in love with for years? I went out with her last night! Hahahaha! Oh yeah? Ha ha...heh...	Haaahaahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha! I think he could fit in my trunk.

1903. CSI: Crime Scene Idiots

by fraod on August 27, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

CSI: Crime Scene Idiots by fraod 8-27-07
I've never seen a murder like thi-- Hey! Didn't we attend a seminar together last year?		I'm sorry, were you busy?

1904. Sweet Goodbyes ((based on a LuckyGuess comic))

by mandingo on July 26, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Sweet Goodbyes ((based on a LuckyGuess comic)) by mandingo 7-26-07
Hey dad. It's me. I know we never really got along after you hit me with those plates, but I'm just here to say sorry.	Sorry that I never fought back when you beat me, sorry you chased off all my friends, sorry you locked me in the basement till i was six.	Those are the same things you do to me. Those are the same things you do to me, sir.

1905. It's really called that

by andydougan on July 18, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

It's really called that by andydougan 7-18-07
Hey, say thanks to your maw for giving me Full-Blown AIDS. What?	You know, the album by that guy who used to be in Anal Cunt. She got me it for my birthday. Er. Right.	Russell asked me to... Shut up and call the doctor.

1906. Sweet Tittyfucking Jesus

by boloboffin on July 1, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Sweet Tittyfucking Jesus by boloboffin 7-01-07
But what about the problem of evil, Jesus? Are you not powerful enough to stop evil, or are you not good enough?		Uh, Jesus?

1907. he'll blame himself later

by mandingo on June 21, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

he'll blame himself later by mandingo 6-21-07
kind of strange running out of gas on our first date and all	are you sure this is the way to the gas station? it looks really deserted	look, i'm getting pretty freaked, can we just go back to the car? take off your pants

1908. RCL no. 1570

by RandomComicLayoutGuy on May 14, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

RCL no. 1570 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-14-07
You needed to see me..? Yes. You may not remember me, but you were the surgeon who saved my life after I got creamed by a double-decker Greyhound bus...	Oh, yeah... If, I recall, we accident-ly changed you into a woman, and then back to a man again...right? Um, you're not going to sue me, are you? Oh, heavens no. I came here to thank you for saving my life! But, I do have a question for you...	And, that is..? How do I fight this overwhelming urge to go fuck myself?

1909. RCL no. 1507

by RandomComicLayoutGuy on April 30, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

RCL no. 1507 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-30-07
The night before his first day as a car salesman, out-of-work structural engineer Bill practices his greeting... Hi, my name is Bill... How may I serve you?	Filled with hope and optimism, Bill looks forward to the start of what promises to be a bright and exciting career! Hi, my name is Bill... How may I serve you?	But, after a weekend of massive rejection from surly customers, for which Bill is not psychologically prepared, he grabs an automatic pistol and kills twenty people before turning the gun on himself. Hi, my name is Bill... How may I serve you?

1910. CC 351: TOBOR enters the drug trade.

by El_Phen on March 30, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

CC 351: TOBOR enters the drug trade. by El_Phen 3-30-07
Tobor, as my new security guard I expect you to guard my precious drug supplies at all times. Tobor understands.	I don't want you to touch any of the amphetimines, they're for the club dealers, same goes for the Marajuna and heroine.	The cocaine is kept over here. I've had a really big shipment so you can take as much of my crack as you want. I will.

1911. Doctor Who?

by choadwarrior on February 16, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Doctor Who? by choadwarrior 2-16-07
This box is more than just a teleporter. Once inside, you'll see it is a giant room. What else does it do?	It makes science fiction fans become child-like morons who completely lose any semblance of disbelief. What do you call it?	The RETARDIS.

1912. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on February 1, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 2-01-07
Sometimes I'm not sure if you're just kidding, or you really have these conversations with Britney. I may exaggerate from time to time I suppose.	So the Coca-Cola thing is all a joke, right. Well....	Um....my name is Britney and I'm a Cokeaholic. HI BRITNEY!

1913. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on January 6, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 1-06-07
Ivy says it's not hers. And I believe her. I don't mean to be strange or anything but are you sure?	We do have a tendancy to blame her alot for these kind of things. It's not fair really. Besides she had a good point. Yes...?	She asked me why would she fool around with missiles when orbital particle beam platforms are more fun. Disturbing. But strangely enough, I am unable to argue with logic like that.

1914. The Toga Bar - Blame

by up4abeer on January 4, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

The Toga Bar - Blame by up4abeer 1-04-07
You ever been married Toga? Yeah once. It didn't work out.	Did she end it or did you? I blame the breakup on her Father.	What did he do? He caught me having sex with her mother.

1915. I'm Lovin' It

by choadwarrior on December 16, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

I'm Lovin' It by choadwarrior 12-16-06
Did you bring anything for the holiday toy drive?	Yeah, I figured these were going to disadvantaged kids who tend to struggle more at school, so I bought something educational. That's nice, what did you get?	McDonald's playset.

1916. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on December 16, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 12-16-06
Why is everything so white in here....? Never mind. We have to figure out a way to 'fix' Chuck again. He's taking this Paris and Lindsey thing pretty hard. B, you do realize how stupid this is don't you? Not everyone can be perfect. ESPECIALLY down there.	I know that and YOU know that, it's convincing Chuck that 's the issue. Actually I find the whole thing insulting. Give me a break. Many women suffer from an oversized or asymmetrical labia minora. Most guys don't even care.	So I guess....um....yours is also..... Uh...no. My stuff is symmetrical, beautiful AND normal. Unlike those alien meat pods looking things you 'boys' have been looking at. Ew.

1917. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on December 4, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 12-04-06
Hey....let me talk to Britney. I need her to pose naked for my website. Uh....no. Ms. Spears is not a model.	Come on. All she has to do is flash a bit of boob and bush and she'll get a paycheck. Not much effort involved. Ms. Spears does not do porn for money.	Ah....my mistake. I guess she only does porn for attention. Ma'am, it's only porn if her fingers or someone's tongue is down there. Otherwise, it's publicity. Deal with it.

1918. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on November 7, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-07-06
Nov 7, 2006 11:15pm. This is serious. I need up to the moment reports. I'm really troubled by what I'm hearing. But Mr. President....accurate news can be hard to obtain on Election Night.	I don't want to hear it. Do you realize what this news means?? Mr. President, people get a divorce all the time.	But I thought she loved K-Fed!! And she's got two little ones. That means she's a single mom!! This is a tragedy!! I hear the Green Party is hiring. I just gotta learn to like GrapeNuts....

1919. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on November 7, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-07-06
Nov 7, 2006 5:07pm The complaints are already coming in about the new voting methods in the State of Michigan. Many political groups are worried.	Having a voter fill in a circle and feed it through a device might be too complicated. There is a fear that voters might just circle the selection leading to inaccurate results.	Nov 7, 2006 8:37pm Son, you realize that despite all the attempts you make in making us seem like idiots, we are only a reflection of the general public. No argument here....

1920. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on November 7, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-07-06
Nov 7, 2006 2:47pm Excuse me, I just voted on one of those new electronic touch screen machines. And you have a question?	Well, more of a comment actually. Before I had even voted, a message appeared on the screen that said "Touch me and despair." Yes?	Nice touch. It's one of the little things we do to make the electoral experience more pleasant.

1921. I'm so misunderstood...

by pita on October 11, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

I'm so misunderstood... by pita 10-11-06
The business trip was all arranged. I was to meet my colleague, Jack Daniels, in the first class section of the plane.	The last thing I remember before being tasered unconscious... and waking up naked in jail was...	Hi, Jack !!!

1922. Sky Horse

by biped on September 22, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Sky Horse by biped 9-22-06
Uh...I don't really think horses enjoy hot-air ballooning. Aw, sure they do. They put up a fight at first, but once they get airborne, they settle into it.	He doesn't seem to be "settling into it." Well, it's for me to enjoy, really--not the horse. I just think it's funny.	So...how in the world do you get him down from there? Shoot him down. How the hell else?

1923. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on July 24, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 7-24-06
A few days ago.... So Condi, lets go over this again. If them Beirut A-rabs tell you that they want a cease fire you say.... I tell them that we want a permanent solution that includes the disarmament of Hezbollah.	Good. Meanwhile Isreal is only acting in self defense and we are going to stay out of telling them what to do.	Until....? Oh, yeah...."until the Saudis tell us what to do." Dammit I always forget that part....

1924. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on June 11, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 6-11-06
....so that's why we HAVE to go. Look I don't want to go either, but we have to. Ok, that's my point: "If we don't want to go why do we HAVE to go to a graduation party for a kid we hardly know??"	We only have to visit and stay a couple of hours. We're giving $50 so just make sure you eat alot. Don't pass up on the cake either. It's from Costco.	You know if you just would stop thinking about how this works, you wouldn't get a headache. Too late. But thanks anyway.

1925. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on February 21, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 2-21-06
Um, Senator....I know you support this seaport outsourcing thing but it seems to me to be a bit short-sighted. My boy, you have to understand, this is an era of Globilization. You have to do these things to make money.	Well I watched that press conference and it didn't seem like that Saudi guy really liked Americans that much. *sigh* The Saudis are our friends. To think otherwise, or to object to this deal would make you a racist. Give me one reason why we shouldn't trust Saudi Arabia?	Umm....the Arab guy at that press conference said "You suck." Well, yes. Americans will suck from the teat of prosperity once this deal goes through. You have to stop taking things out of context, son....

1926. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on January 29, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 1-29-06
Mount Clemens, MI - Jan 29 10:59pm Everyday, across the country, terror cells are pulling in our drive thrus and trying to scam extra sauce packets. They're even enlisting their children in the effort! Children?	No child needs four packets of Hot Mustard sauce for a Happy Meal. Ah....	The sauce is LIFE! The sauce MUST FLOW! You know, things really have to be getting surreal when you start using Dune references.

1927. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on January 29, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 1-29-06
Mount Clemens, MI - Jan 29 10:42pm Becoming an Assistant Manager here at McDonalds is not a trivial thing. It requires certain....skills. I'm sure it does, I'm just looking to get extra money that's all.	Ah, but what would you do to get it? The job we have in mind for you is dangerous and will challenge everything that you believe in. You will be directly involved in conflict....constantly. Conflict?	RWorld HQ - Jan 30 11:35am They want you to monitor how many sauce packets are given out with Chicken McNuggets. Yep. Evidently, McDonald's considers itself in a state of war....

1928. Psychic Jim

by The_young_scot on January 21, 2006
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-21-06
Ok well you still don't know the location of my credit card.		DAMN IT Don't worry, bankruptcy builds character.

1929. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on November 25, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 11-25-05
Okay. Ivy wants me to meet this joker she's living with. I'll try to be, like, polite, but shit, this sucks. I'll be cool but, like, intimidating....let this guy know I'm not a poser....		Ah....uh....I.... I usually find that the distinct 'lack of pants' quite sucessfully establishes a certain tone for uncomfortable conversations I find myself involved in.

1930. True Tales of Job Interviews (11)

by choadwarrior on August 29, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

True Tales of Job Interviews (11) by choadwarrior 8-29-05
What word do you think most describes you? Whiny.	I really don't think we have room in this company for another whiny person.	NO-oooooooo!

1931. CC 293: upskirt(Animated).gif

by Drexle on August 17, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

CC 293: upskirt(Animated).gif by Drexle 8-17-05

1932. Mr. Optimism at the bus stop

by mandingo on August 11, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Mr. Optimism at the bus stop by mandingo 8-11-05
boy, that bus is really late everyone you love is dead!	what? nothing!