Top Rated Comics Archive

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1851. New girlfriend

by mandingo on May 26, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

New girlfriend by mandingo 5-26-09
so what do you think of Karen? truthfully? i think you're gonna get bored with her. i mean, i mentioned my patella and she thought i was talking about sandwich spread		instead of your kneecap i'd like to change my answer

1852. Special Knowledge Required

by AngryAmerican on May 15, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Special Knowledge Required by AngryAmerican 5-15-09
I are Ting and her is Ling. We funny Chi-medians from Lu-wang Province! This comic will make mention of Otaku, Ecchi, and Manga.	We not know what any of those things are! I tink Manga a fruit!	Otaku is Mexican? This skirt is making me Ecchi!

1853. The Bedknobs and Broomsticks Pitch Meeting

by choadwarrior on May 5, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

The Bedknobs and Broomsticks Pitch Meeting by choadwarrior 5-05-09
...I think it's exactly what Walt Disney is looking for. Let me get this straight...	Angela Landsbury climbs in a kid's bed and twists his knob, taking him to places he's never even dreamed of.	And it's a children's movie. Magical!

1854. how to tell if your doctor is a pedophile

by areallystupidguy on May 4, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

how to tell if your doctor is a pedophile

are you sure my examination's over? shouldn't you check my breasts for irregularities? eh, you're probably fine

by areallystupidguy, 5-04-09

1855. Sally in "Attacked" (part two)

by biped on May 2, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Sally in "Attacked" (part two) by biped 5-02-09
Mommy, is it okay to attack-- Sshhhh--I'm timing these muffins.	I have never, ever gotten muffins this golden brown before.	Mom, Sally just attacked me. Well, attack her back, sweetie.

1856. You're a Book Store, Aintcha

by christopher7murphy on April 20, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

You're a Book Store, Aintcha by christopher7murphy 4-20-09
The new monthly magazines arrived.	But I'm not sure if I feel right about the number they sent us. So I'm not putting any out.	He has issues.

1857. Cup of coffee

by Injokester on April 14, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Cup of coffee by Injokester 4-14-09
My wife wants her half of what our house is worth immediately. She's been trying to get me to buy her out so that she can get it faster.	I told her that I don't want to stay here, and that if we're going to sell, the quickest way is if she comes over and cleans.	I'll buy her out when she's done.

1858. Ninja > Bunneh

by Zaster on April 8, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Ninja > Bunneh by Zaster 4-08-09
Greetings little one. It is I, the Easter Ninja! Wow! A ninja? That's way cooler than a stupid bunny.	Enjoy your Easter basket. Ninja vanish! Wow!	This is the most awesome Easter ever, Mom! Be careful with those caltrops, Jason! They're only to be used against persuing enemies.

1859. I want an Easter Keg

by Zaster on April 7, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

I want an Easter Keg by Zaster 4-07-09
Forsooth, maiden! Tis I, the Easter Viking. Thank Ostara! I can't wait to dig in to my basket of Easter plunder.	Find ye things to your liking, little one? Sweet! Gold rings, jewels... wait, what's this dumb egg doing in here?	Oh, that. A cockatrice made its nest in our hold on the way back! Cool!

1860. Penguins penguins penguins penguins A SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE!

by mandingo on March 31, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Penguins penguins penguins penguins A SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE! by mandingo 3-31-09
look, i don't know what pussy ass crime you're in for, but do yourself a favor and stay out of my way	me? what i'm in for? it's kind of gruesome actually i stabbed a nun in the face with the sharpened femur of an orphan. lay it on me	2 hours later... ...so there i am, climbing out of this fat Haitian i'd used as a Tauntaun, ass deep in dead penguins, and suddenly it occurs to me GODDAMN i love Sea World GUARD!

1861. Artistic

by Aylear on March 31, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Artistic by Aylear 3-31-09
...loaded. Now, put the gun in your jacket and bring it with you to Sunday church. The moment the priest says Jesus' name, take out the gun, point it at the priest, yell second coming, and--	...so now I'm no longer allowed to do artistic live children's TV shows. Philistines.

1862. Easter Cheese

by christopher7murphy on March 21, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Easter Cheese by christopher7murphy 3-21-09
I'm Cheesus. Who are you?	You see, there are no images for cheese at stipcreator, so I am used to represent any wheel of cheddar that happens to be needed.	Well... WHEY to go!

1863. CC 418: RAPE gang

by Scyess on March 4, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

CC 418: RAPE gang by Scyess 3-04-09
Welcome to this month's meeting of the Raging Anthropomorphized Pseudopodal Extremeties.	Issue #1 on tonight's agenda is improving our image in society -- especially as it relates to Japanese school girls.	A closely related Issue #2 is finding a better acronym for our club. How about the Association of Neighborly but Angry Limbs?

1864. Sometimes Drill is fun

by HCRoyall on February 23, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Sometimes Drill is fun by HCRoyall 2-23-09
Wow. You were in Mogadishu when everything went to hell? Yep.	We were on the opposite side of the city from the whole "Blackhawk Down" thing, so we managed to get out okay. Had to crawl through the sewers to escape.	Wow. I bet that's an experience you'll never forget. Yeah, I been through some shit in my life.

1865. A boy and his bike

by mandingo on February 20, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

A boy and his bike by mandingo 2-20-09
RAWWRR!!! what the hell??	YOU RAN ME OVER!!! i didn't even see you! you should have put those little reflective stickers on your bike and you'd still be alive!	I WAS STILL ALIVE!!! YOU SMOTHERED ME WITH YOUR OXFORD AND RAPED MY CORPSE!!! okay, that one is my fault. i doubt they make a sticker for that

1866. Mos Eisley General Hospital

by biped on February 17, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Mos Eisley General Hospital by biped 2-17-09
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for. These aren't the 'roids I'm looking for.	Move along. Well, I didn't find anything. Move along.	So...what was the deal with the weird voice coming out of my ass? I do not know what you are talking about.

1867. Frost/Blitzen

by seanator on February 4, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Frost/Blitzen by seanator 2-04-09
One fine day... So what's your story? NYEEAAHHH	Ah, you can't talk then. No, I was choking on my alfalfa, thanks for the help.	ass.

1868. Meet The... Dumbass

by vagrancy on January 12, 2009
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Meet The... Dumbass by vagrancy 1-12-09
How did you like my wife's cooking? It was delicious sir. Your kitchen is very spacious and lovely sir. In fact, your whole house is marvelous sir.	Whoah! No need to be nervous around me son. I'm not over protective nor do I own any guns. Relax and put your feet up. Okay.	So what do you like most about my daughter? To be honest, she gives great head.

1869. The Crab Goes South

by biped on December 22, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

The Crab Goes South by biped 12-22-08
YEEE-HAAA!!! Let's commence ta ropin' and a-ridin' and a-rasslin' them dogies, pardners! Err--sorry, Calamity Crab. This is a porn film, not a western.		HEEELLLLPPP!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

1870. one random layout and i'm gone

by cpausti on December 17, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

one random layout and i'm gone by cpausti 12-17-08
	I specifically asked for a derby.	If I go back empty handed, Rondell will slap me dead! Not my problem, whore.

1871. Octopus's Garden

by BobCheeseburger on December 4, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Octopus's Garden by BobCheeseburger 12-04-08
Uh… the thing is… I have crabs. Woah, shit. That's fucked up.	I mean children, not the STD. Oh.	Still pretty fucked up.

1872. Way too specific

by seanator on October 1, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Way too specific by seanator 10-01-08
One fine day... So what do you think about global warming? I personally think that its foolish to even SUGGEST that it doesn't...	oop!	What the hell is wrong with you? A dingleberry just hardened, it feels like I sat on a Lego.

1873. Letters in History that got sent but never Received.

by Tterb on September 1, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Letters in History that got sent but never Received. by Tterb 9-01-08
This letter was signed with blood.	My loyal followers for our time is now. The weak shall fall to their knees, the strong shall cry at your sight and as for the women.. they shall all be rapped.	For our time is now! - Disney ○

1874. Deploy the Fleet

by choadwarrior on May 24, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Deploy the Fleet by choadwarrior 5-24-08
How dare you interrupt me in my isolation chamber! Sorry, master, but the Emperor commands your presence.	Tell him...Tell him... I am busy.	KUUUUUUUH CHAAAAAAH Lord Vader, are you choking the admiral in there?

1875. Happy Hour

by choadwarrior on May 20, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Happy Hour by choadwarrior 5-20-08
WHOOOO! Are you ready to party? What's the occasion?	May 20th, dude. We need to smoke out. Today is 5-20. You're a month late.	Well, it must be 4-20 somewhere. WHOOOO!

1876. Summertime computing. . .

by JimBT200 on June 19, 2014
Rating: 8.13 (8 votes)

Summertime computing. . . by JimBT200 6-19-14
Core temperature too hot. Internal operations will cease. Power down and move this computer to a cold room immediately.	Did you shut everything down like I asked you to while we get the air conditioning repaired? Naw, the computer tried to pretend it was too hot but all it needs is a reboot. You should go do that.	I think we're past the point where rebooting will help.

1877. CC 387: To Fill A Sock With Your Bird

by biped on April 23, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

CC 387: To Fill A Sock With Your Bird by biped 4-23-08
Look, Scout! Boo Radley's finally comin' outta his house after all these years! Reckon what'll he look like? Oh, I'm a-scared, Jem! I'm A-SCARED!	Hi, kids, I'm Boo Radley. But you can call me "Brad" for short. Come on in.	Wow! It's like a blank comic panel in here! Yeah! No wonder he's so fuckin' nuts!

1878. Think About It

by Culturejamming on April 13, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Think About It by Culturejamming 4-13-08
Someone once told me that all holidays were invented by the greeting card companies. I don't believe it.	That makes sense for valintine's day but when was the last time you got anyone a thanksgiving day card, or a new years eve card?	In fact now that I think about it, I'm sure that all of the holidays were invented by women Because if holidays were invented by men, none of them would be more complicated than excuses to drink beer.

1879. DormZ 13 - What is this speaking?

by carefully_strange on February 29, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

DormZ 13 - What is this speaking? by carefully_strange 2-29-08
Hi. I'm Max. I thought I'd try to meet the rest of the people on the floor. No time. I'm trying to get the Ring of Eternity, and I'm only 5 grazgogs away.	If you want to talk, IM my MSN before I log on every night at 7.	I don't have MSN... Then we have nothing more to talk about.

1880. cc379: Residents Evil

by mandingo on February 1, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

cc379: Residents Evil by mandingo 2-01-08
welcome to Open Mike night! let's get right to it! what's he got in him, Perry?	well, let's see. there's half a Michelin tire, an Illinois license plate, and wait, what's this... CWIST GWAD JESUS!	yep, it sure is. a paritally digested human ear. old habits, eh, Mike? I'LL EAT YOAH CHILDWEN!

1881. Spin Cycle

by AccentuateNegative on February 1, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

Spin Cycle by AccentuateNegative 2-01-08
You've really done a lot for me. Awww, thanks.	Really--I'm a much different person now since I've gotten to know you, so I was wondering... Oh my god! I've turned him!	Will you be my fag-hag?

1882. this is the news

by FactoryRejects on January 27, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (7 votes)

this is the news by FactoryRejects 1-27-08
Maybe you shouldn't watch so much TV, Timmy!	There's a big wide world out there! Follow meeeee!	Get in the fucking car, Timmy!