Top Rated Comics Archive

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3051. A chapter torn from the savage pages of evolution

by boorite on October 14, 2003
Rating: 7.37 (57 votes)

A chapter torn from the savage pages of evolution by boorite 10-14-03
I take offense, sir! I propose to fling poo at you immediately! Hold that thought.		Carry on.

3052. Secret Baby Scorn

by shittykitty on January 11, 2001
Rating: 7.37 (38 votes)

Secret Baby Scorn by shittykitty 1-11-01
I used to work in a super trendy area of town. We used to sit on the steps of our building and smoke.	We'd watch parades of smug yuppie women with babies pushing their $700 baby joggers proudly down the street. It's like they're walking down the street thinking "Look what I made!".	Just once I wanted to yell: "Yeah lady? Where I come from, we call that a mistake."

3053. Half-Bakey Flakey

by biped on April 9, 2009
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

Half-Bakey Flakey by biped 4-09-09
Hi, I'm "Flakey" Nakerson. I'm always all-the-way naked underneath my clothes (tee hee) PFFFT! So the fuck what? Everybody's naked under their fucken clothes... DUMBASS!!!	Mommy...M-Mommy... (sob) you... you said I was "special"... y-you said... It is time for you to take that spiritual journey into the wilderness now. Goodbye, Flakey.

3054. Gamma Ray Ray

by mandingo on December 14, 2007
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

Gamma Ray Ray by mandingo 12-14-07
dude, i got hit with Gamma radiation and now i morph whenever someone curses what, like the Hulk? with superhuman strength and shit?	RHODIOLA EXTRACT!	not exactly like the Hulk, no.

3055. Always be Closing...

by Ribs77 on August 7, 2007
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

Always be Closing... by Ribs77 8-07-07
Spare some change? Change, eh? What are you gonna do for me?	Uh.... I dunno. Nevermind. Aw, c'mon. There's a party in my Dockers and you're invited!	Ughhh... I would literally rather shave my own nipples off with a rusty carrot peeler. OMG, she's talking about her nipples! Close the deal, Melvin! CLOSE THE DEAL!!!

3056. Cynicism

by Xion on January 3, 2007
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

Cynicism by Xion 1-03-07
... and in conclusion, it was actually Nietzche who said 'God is Dead'. Wow...	I know eh? ...You have utterly changed the way I think about the world, humanity and the metaphysics organizing the galaxy within which we dwell.	Still going to need that wallet though.

3057. T-Bone

by biped on January 2, 2007
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

T-Bone by biped 1-02-07
Excuse me...aren't you the famous "T-Bone" Wilson? No, I am not.	Well...what good are you, then? NO!!!	Whew. Somebody just tried to kill me because I wasn't "T-Bone" Wilson. You mean you're NOT "T-Bone" Wilson? I want a divorce.

3058. DIC: Medic!

by NeoVid on June 16, 2005
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

DIC: Medic!

The church repeated its statement_that_life_begins at conception. When asked if people should hold funerals for the 80% of fertilized eggs that never mature, Vatican officials replied, "Huh?"

by NeoVid, 6-16-05

3059. Linguistics

by choadwarrior on March 29, 2005
Rating: 7.37 (19 votes)

Linguistics by choadwarrior 3-29-05
You're an English major--can you help me with a grammar question? Sure.	I'm editing a document where I talk about our teachers...	I know I don't capitalize "geometry," but do I capitalize "French?" Are you using it as a noun or a verb?

3060. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on February 10, 2003
Rating: 7.5 (36 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 2-10-03
Why are the girls I like so inaccessible? I know the feeling.		There's so much security in the junior high schools nowadays. It's not even fair.

3061. Untitled

by gabe_billings on September 16, 2001
Rating: 7.36 (36 votes)

Untitled by gabe_billings 9-16-01
Yes? Welcome cock.	I mean wagon.	Damn.

3062. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 5, 2002
Rating: 7.35 (34 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-05-02
I picked up my kid from preschool today. Neat.	After I brought it home, I realized I'd gotten the wrong kid. It's been crying all night. What are you going to do?	You kidding? This one is way cuter than mine and it doesn't limp. Not yet anyway.

3063. Crabby

by deathtoradio on July 23, 2010
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

Crabby by deathtoradio 7-23-10
Mmmm. You're right, that imitation crab was good.		That was my imitation of someone who likes your imitation crab.

3064. Drink Drank Drunk 2

by deathtoradio on July 10, 2010
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

Drink Drank Drunk 2 by deathtoradio 7-10-10
I once got in a fight with a Canadian. Say whaaaaat?	At least I think it was a fight.	He gave me a dirty look and then immediatly apologized.

3065. The Right Thing to Do

by ekramona on August 16, 2007
Rating: 7.5 (18 votes)

The Right Thing to Do by ekramona 8-16-07
Many people know Wilford Brimley for his work in film and television... but did you know he is also a blacksmith AND an anti-cockfighting activist?? It's the right thing to do Gee Mr. Brimley, that's swell! Is there anything you can't do???	Yeah... produce insulin.

3066. The Happy-Time Crab Show

by biped on June 22, 2007
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

The Happy-Time Crab Show by biped 6-22-07
Howdy, kids! It's HAPPY TIME! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!Oh hap-hap-happy day! Singin' our cares away! Takin' it, come what-- Err, sorry Happy-Time Crab, but... your mom just died.		RABBIT SEASON!!! DUCK SEASON!!!

3067. "writing" a paper

by xxausrottenxx on March 9, 2007
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

"writing" a paper by xxausrottenxx 3-09-07
there's nothing more relaxing than writing on the beach	It's so rejuvenating writing in the middle of the forest	And there's nothing more satisfying than whackin it to lesbian porn in the company basement.

3068. CC 300: If they mated

by mandingo on October 9, 2005
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

CC 300: If they mated by mandingo 10-09-05
		welcome to stripcreator!

3069. CC298:No name

by Tterb on September 26, 2005
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

CC298:No name by Tterb 9-26-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!	Love, Mom

3070. Oil and Water

by kaiobrien on September 23, 2005
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

Oil and Water by kaiobrien 9-23-05
In tonights main stories, the earth's oil resources have just been exhausted	And we have also used up all of the planet's water	How're we supposed to live without oil?

3071. Battle of Endora

by choadwarrior on May 5, 2005
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

Battle of Endora by choadwarrior 5-05-05
Residents of Salem, Massachusetts are fighting efforts by TV Land to put a bronze statue of Samantha Stevens from Bewitched in their town square.	They say honoring the sit-com character would belittle the history of the town and its infamous witch trials over 300 years ago.	If you can't place this statue in Salem, what is your next move? We also have the rights to Hogan's Heroes, so we're thinking of placing a statue of Colonel Klink at Auschwitz.

3072. Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!"

by Ranger77 on June 9, 2004
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" by Ranger77 6-09-04
Hollywood, CA - June 9, 2004 Did you see that three pointer Kobe made last night. The Lakers won Game 2 because of him. He is amazing! Wow. I never expected to hear that from you. You know he's accused of rape.	Look he's innocent until proven guilty. Right now he's one of the Lakers' star players. The guy IS incredible! Ok.	After they win the Finals, then they can nail his rapist ass to the wall. Ah....I see.

3073. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on December 24, 2002
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-24-02
Do you think Francis Bacon wrote some of Shakespeare's plays? The guy from Footloose?	No, William Shakespeare. Oh. Who was the guy in Footloose?	Francis Bacon. I don't know if he can write, but boy can he dance!

3074. The Canadian flag

by evil_d on March 4, 2002
Rating: 7.35 (17 votes)

The Canadian flag by evil_d 3-04-02
	Pretend I'm a maple leaf.

3075. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on December 5, 2005
Rating: 7.34 (32 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-05-05
Well, the weather outside is frightful. But the fire is so delightful.	And since we've no place to go... A fight to the death!	Your flesh will sustain me through the cruel winter!

3076. Advanced programming

by boorite on October 6, 2003
Rating: 7.33 (30 votes)

Advanced programming by boorite 10-06-03
Maybe if I lie down and bang my head on the floor, the answer will come to me.	*thump thump thump*	Wow, look at all these cables down here.

3077. Cliques

by AccentuateNegative on September 21, 2003
Rating: 7.33 (30 votes)

Cliques by AccentuateNegative 9-21-03
Do you ever go back to your high school or college homecoming games? Nah.	Oh, it's great. I was a band fag so I get together with all the other band fags I knew and all the band fags from other classes. I wish you'd use a term other than "band fag."	Why? Are you gay? Yes, but not in a marching band kind of way.

3078. Amnesia in Black & White

by not_Scyess on June 21, 2003
Rating: 7.33 (30 votes)

Amnesia in Black & White by not_Scyess 6-21-03
Remember that time we got amnesia? Nope.		So what were you saying? Oh, was I saying something?

3079. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 5, 2002
Rating: 7.33 (30 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-05-02
I have a great idea. Let's both commit suicide. You mean a suicide pact?	Sure. Or a murder-suicide would work too. I like the sound of that.	Okay, you kill me then I'll kill you. Shouldn't we write a note?

3080. Compromise

by ragu4u on November 8, 2009
Rating: 7.33 (15 votes)

Compromise by ragu4u 11-08-09
I think I'll just peek in and see how the new sitter is doing.		Well, what did I really expect for $1.00 an hour, anyway?

3081. Overheard at a convenience store

by NeoVid on February 8, 2009
Rating: 7.33 (15 votes)

Overheard at a convenience store by NeoVid 2-08-09
Excuse me, where can I find your mouthwash?	On rack behind you, next to the condoms.	Oh, good, condoms! Now I won't need to wash my mouth out!

3082. Stars N' Bars

by seanator on September 25, 2008
Rating: 7.33 (15 votes)

Stars N' Bars by seanator 9-25-08
One fine day... I just got back from Louisiana and boy have I got insane jet lag! Isn't that only a couple time zones away?	Yeah Well what time is it over there?	Circa 1850