Top Rated Comics Archive

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3101. S and M

by flipynif1 on May 4, 2005
Rating: 7.32 (41 votes)

S and M by flipynif1 5-04-05
So my wife and I decided to try a little S and M.	She sleeps and I masterbate.

3102. Filing Clerk, VIP

by mmyers on March 9, 2005
Rating: 7.32 (41 votes)

Filing Clerk, VIP by mmyers 3-09-05
*sigh* You know it's true what they say, a woman's work is never done. Yes, between all your bitching, moaning, whining, and complaining, I don't see where you get the time to make excuses, delegate your duties to other people and bitch about the AC being on.	Someone's in a foul mood. I'm on my period.

3103. Timmy The Pervert #31

by TimmyThePervert on June 5, 2005
Rating: 7.32 (28 votes)

Timmy The Pervert #31 by TimmyThePervert 6-05-05
i'm meeting with my girlfriend tonight! you know, tonight might be the night we finally go ANAL! hah, that's great.	can you give me a ride? sure.	you're SURE she was buried somewhere around here? positive. now go away and pick me up around sunrise.

3104. Another Old Joke Bites the Dust

by niteowl on January 27, 2005
Rating: 7.32 (28 votes)

Another Old Joke Bites the Dust by niteowl 1-27-05
Hey, here comes the waiter. Well it's about time! We've been needing to sit down for an hour now!	ALLOW ME TO PUSH IN YOUR STOOL.

3105. CC11 - Do you want a bun, or a meringue?

by kramer_vs_kramer on November 4, 2003
Rating: 7.32 (28 votes)

CC11 - Do you want a bun, or a meringue? by kramer_vs_kramer 11-04-03
Hey! How's the new position going? You mean my new job as Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling? It's great! All the donkeys I can wrangle, and I even got myself a trophy wife!	Honey! I done made a mess again!	How on earth does she count as a trophy wife? I keep her locked in a cupboard.

3106. Rick Moranis, Amateur Eugenicist

by burt_reynolds on November 25, 2003
Rating: 7.31 (39 votes)

Rick Moranis, Amateur Eugenicist by burt_reynolds 11-25-03
I have something to tell you, honey. I shrunk the baby! goop	goop Baby looks the same size to me.	Will you ever let me finish a sentence? Thank you. I was going to say, Honey, I shrunk the baby's capacity for learning by hitting it on the head with a hammer. goo...p?

3107. Why girls hate guys

by mmyers on July 24, 2003
Rating: 7.31 (39 votes)

Why girls hate guys by mmyers 7-24-03
At the mall. I just saw a girl out in the parking lot who had a Spiderman tag on the front of her car. To top it off, she had a Spidey steering wheel cover. I'm in love. I'm going to ask her to marry me, I think. You're so shallow. So a girl has a SpiderMan tag, so what. Anyone can go out and buy some cheap tag for their car. Maybe you should look a little deeper than what's on the surface and superficial.	Yeah. Maybe you're right.	I have a SpiderMan Pez dispenser on my dresser table.

3108. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 19, 2002
Rating: 7.31 (39 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-19-02
Racism is dumb. Shut your face, jew.	I'm not jewish. I'm chinese. Are you sure? I could have swore I hate you because you're jewish.	No, you hate me because I pee on your food. Stupid food peeing chink.

3109. CC 311: We all live in the ruin of many a poor boy

by TheGovernor on January 19, 2006
Rating: 7.31 (26 votes)

CC 311: We all live in the ruin of many a poor boy by TheGovernor 1-19-06
♫ There is ............... a house .......... in New Orleans ...♫ Do they call it the Rising Sun?	Nope, they renamed it Whats it called now?	The Yellow Submarine!

3110. Sex Toys

by niteowl on October 25, 2003
Rating: 7.31 (26 votes)

Sex Toys by niteowl 10-25-03
Wanna try something different tonight? Sure why not.	Come and stuff my stocking big boy. I'm made of wood...in more ways than one.	Hmmm. Well? I think your puppet gave me a rash.

3111. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 10, 2002
Rating: 7.31 (26 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-10-02
I realized something today. My only reason for getting out of bed each morning is that my back hurts and I have to pee.	All I have to look forward to is that someday I won't wake up. Don't talk like that. The world is a beautiful place. It might not seem that way now, but don't give up. It'll get better, I promise.	Maybe some money would cheer me up. Can you break a fifty?

3112. Romeo and Juliet

by Beeko180 on March 12, 2010
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Romeo and Juliet by Beeko180 3-12-10
O Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou??? He's up the tree.	What? He's up the tree, he told me not to tell you. He hates your guts.	Go away!

3113. You're an Adult Book Store, Aintcha

by mandingo on April 22, 2009
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

You're an Adult Book Store, Aintcha by mandingo 4-22-09
excuse me, could you tell me where the X-Rayted material is? this is an adult bookstore. it's all X-Rated	no, not X-Rated, X-Rayted. that wonderful genre that centers around a superhero using his X-Ray vision to spy on the girl's bathroom or such oh, right. Section J, far side of the store. when you see a man dressed similarly to yourself, you'll know you're there	excuse me, is this Section J? nice.

3114. The Next Generation of Drivers

by attitudechicka on December 18, 2008
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

The Next Generation of Drivers by attitudechicka 12-18-08
So, how'd I do on the test? I have to be honest, kid, you didn't do so good.	But I'm compelled to ask: Why did you keep shaking the steering wheel?	That's how to do a special move. I see. So your only formal driving training came from Mario Kart?

3115. @HELL

by coolkid on July 13, 2008
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

@HELL by coolkid 7-13-08
I can't belive it it!!!!! They closed the coffie shop at Elm street Demon, relax try to think of your happy place		You know,I feel much better

3116. RCD #14: That´s the Spirit

by Boring on February 5, 2008
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

RCD #14: That´s the Spirit by Boring 2-05-08
You win. What do you mean? You caught me before I could ransack your house!	Yes. Now I´ll have to beat you up, pull out your fingernails really slowly, put toothpicks into your eyeballs, cut your limbs off and rape you repeatedly.	So you win at pulling me over to the dark side. Did I mention I´m not really a competitive guy and I don´t mind losing at all?

3117. New TLC Series: A Hangover Story

by attitudechicka on January 16, 2008
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

New TLC Series: A Hangover Story by attitudechicka 1-16-08
I think it's time I go home. I'm starting to get a headache. Hangovers aren't supposed to start AT the bar.	Meanwhile, at my bank... This girl spent $100 at one bar last night. Anyone that committed should probably have a credit to their account.	Hi, money. I thought I spent all of you.

3118. Banks Alot

by christopher7murphy on January 13, 2008
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Banks Alot by christopher7murphy 1-13-08
Welcome to the First National Bank! Where you can get ZERO interest on all new accounts for the lifetime of your account!	That's incredible. No interest on any account I open...what so ever? No interest at all!	That's great, I need a loan. Who cares!

3119. Avant Guard

by mandingo on December 14, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Avant Guard by mandingo 12-14-07
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! I'M A MURDEROUS CLOWN WITH MOMMY ISSUES! BOOHOO!	is this helping your rehabilitation at all, Harold?	well, in a way. i've decided to stop targeting only women DADDY ISSUES!

3120. BTC

by HCRoyall on December 3, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

BTC by HCRoyall 12-03-07
		Apology NOT accepted!

3121. Leggo my preggo

by mandingo on October 5, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Leggo my preggo by mandingo 10-05-07
whenever i have sex with Mary, i imagine what my son might look like, so that in case she gets pregnant, it'll be a boy so basically you think about young boys when you have sex with your wife	you think that's weird? nah. but a lesser man than me might	considering you had a vasectomy four years ago

3122. CC368: The Morning After

by HCRoyall on September 17, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

CC368: The Morning After by HCRoyall 9-17-07

3123. Mileage

by ivytheplant on August 15, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Mileage by ivytheplant 8-15-07
According to Mapquest, we're at least a thousand miles in every direction from any family member. Well isn't that the point?		You are indeed wise. My work here is done.

3124. Jaws

by ivytheplant on August 15, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Jaws by ivytheplant 8-15-07
Bikini Atoll has one of the largest gray reef shark populations in the world.	It's also the site where multiple nuclear weapons were tested.	You can see where I'm going with this. We're going to need a bigger boat!

3125. Sans-Vocal-Chords Steve IV

by RedfeatheR on June 27, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Sans-Vocal-Chords Steve IV by RedfeatheR 6-27-07
Yes? hhhhhhhuuhh	Fucking pervert!!! hhhiissshhuueeehhh	SHhhT!!!

3126. New Copmic Pt. 4

by Humpenstein on June 7, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

New Copmic Pt. 4

Lot's of alcohol tonight? No sir, Mr. Alcohol sir, I didn't drink any officer tonight.

by Humpenstein, 6-07-07

3127. The Mistaken Identities Of Brad Schwartz (epilogue)

by biped on February 7, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

The Mistaken Identities Of Brad Schwartz (epilogue)

Look, Miss Lewinsky, I keep telling you--I am Brad Schwartz. Well...I'd better blow you anyway, just in case.

by biped, 2-07-07

3128. If only.

by Xion on January 5, 2007
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

If only. by Xion 1-05-07
YOU KNOW WHATS IRONIC? NO! WHATS IRONIC?!	I SELL PARACHUTES DOOR TO DOOR!

3129. The Taga Bar - Career Counseling

by up4abeer on December 15, 2006
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

The Taga Bar - Career Counseling by up4abeer 12-15-06
I’m thinking getting one of those online college degrees. But I can’t decide on a major. Have you considered a career in the exciting world of Scatology?	That sounds kinda cool. What is it? In Scatological studies you will explore a wide range of biological information. Of course as in most scientic endeavors you will occasionally have to work around some assholes.	Hey sometimes you have to take some shit to move ahead in this world. Know what I mean. Your insight leaves me speechless.

3130. Question ‘er IV

by RedfeatheR on October 29, 2006
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Question ‘er IV by RedfeatheR 10-29-06
Question #4 : Are you a dog lover? YES!!! I'M WAY INTO DOGS!!!		buy a tarp and a video camera

3131. New comic

by Humpenstein on October 5, 2006
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

New comic by Humpenstein 10-05-06
I was talking to my doctor a couple days ago.	He said that after head trauma as serious as mine hallucinations aren't uncommon at all.	Nope, not uncommon at all. Wanna go dance? Hell yes I do!

3132. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on September 29, 2006
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 9-29-06
Hello. Hi there. Thanks for the drink.	Just to let you know....I'll be into you for a few months before I start getting moody and projecting my anger of the girl who dumped me last month on you. And I'll start talking commitment after two weeks and accuse you of not putting enough into our relationship because you never call.	So....you gonna let me hit that? Yep. Your car or mine?

3133. OMG Bewb Jokes.

by JamesSchlong on August 4, 2006
Rating: 7.31 (13 votes)

OMG Bewb Jokes. by JamesSchlong 8-04-06
And the doctor said it would be all healed in four months and to keep sharp objects out of it so that...	BOO! BOO!	What the fuck were those? Oh, just a large pair of boo bees.