Top Rated Comics Archive

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2351. Socks again

by TheGovernor on December 23, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Socks again by TheGovernor 12-23-06
		What are you doing? Just practicing the range of emotions I'll need on Christmas day

2352. BTC 58: Kitty Racist

by lima on November 30, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

BTC 58: Kitty Racist by lima 11-30-06
Since when did black guys work on farms? Thats a little racist	Y'think thats a little racist? You should meet my sister...	IT'S A NIGGER!

2353. The Toga Bar - Hints

by up4abeer on November 21, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

The Toga Bar - Hints by up4abeer 11-21-06
Have you seen my wife? Who told you that? I have not been seeing your wife.		Is it too late to pretend I did't say that?

2354. choadwarrior's Nightmare

by RedfeatheR on October 6, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

choadwarrior's Nightmare

For the last time, this is all there is to eat.

by RedfeatheR, 10-06-06

2355. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 8, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-08-06
It's been so long, I don't know what to say or where to begin. Take your time. No pressure.	Okay.	I hate retardeds? Perfect.

2356. Golden Slumbers

by choadwarrior on September 4, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Golden Slumbers by choadwarrior 9-04-06
We have via satelite the doctor who treated Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. When Mr. Irwin was brought to the hospital, the staff immediately began to pee on his chest.	I didn't know that worked for wounds caused by stingrays. It...it doesn't.	Did you know that before you tried it? Yeah, but we rarely get opportunities like this.

2357. Monkey for President

by up4abeer on July 18, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Monkey for President by up4abeer 7-18-06
I'm thinking starting a career in politics. Any advice? You're a monkey. All monkeys do is eat and sling feces.	And your point? Need a campaign manager?

2358. Slightly Exaggerated

by The_young_scot on May 31, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Slightly Exaggerated by The_young_scot 5-31-06
The Past Hey mum, I just got my HND in, so thats me accepted to university now! Thats nice son, have you done those dishes yet? Those dishes won't do themself's you know.	The Present Hey, wanna hear me play the bass line I've been trying to learn for 3 months? No	The Future? It would appear that I have suddenly burst into flame Hey look! Football!

2359. Real conversations

by The_young_scot on March 5, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Real conversations by The_young_scot 3-05-06
Whit ye lookin at bawbag? I'm not even facing you, I'm just waiting for the bus	Whit?! I'll fuckin stab the cunt oot of ye ....I'm just waiting for the bus	15 minutes later *sob* and then I had my first kid.....*sniff* I dunno why, but I just feel like I can talk to you I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE BUS!!

2360. The Apple Tree Joke

by kaiobrien on January 29, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

The Apple Tree Joke by kaiobrien 1-29-06
Hey you! Little boy! Get down from that tree!	How dare you steal my apples? I must speak to your father. Hey Dad!	Come down from the tree. Some lady wants to talk to you.

2361. Woppy Burger

by mandingo on September 15, 2005
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Woppy Burger by mandingo 9-15-05
"welcome to Woppy Burger, where all our burgers are Woppy fresh and made with Woppy love."	Gene, don't get me wrong, i appreciate the job and all, but why do i have to say that stupid Woppy phrase every time? because that's the Woppy way, you dumb Woppy shit. now scuttle your little Woppy ass back out there and serve fresh Woppy goodness to the retarded Woppy masses	i heard that

2362. A Reasonable Discussion

by Splunge on January 22, 2008
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

A Reasonable Discussion by Splunge 1-22-08
Mitt Romney and a Scientologist discuss religion... So an angel named Moroni gave Smith a bunch of golden plates. And Jesus spent time with American Indians. Cool.	How about you? Aliens killed a bunch of people with a nuclear bomb in a volcano. And their ghosts inhabit us and make us depressed.	No, seriously. You people are totally fucked in the head. Right back at ya, boss.

2363. Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" (Alternate)

by Ranger77 on April 12, 2005
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!" (Alternate) by Ranger77 4-12-05
"Hey guys, how do you feel about the passing of the Pope?" Very sad. He was a great man. In our religion we do things differently. We would not mourn so long for one man. It goes against our basic belief system.	Then again when Rick James died you played "Superfreak" continously over a period of three days. THAT was different.	I also seem to recall when John Ritter died.... Are we done here?

2364. Abomination unto the Lord

by docmike on August 8, 2007
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Abomination unto the Lord by docmike 8-08-07
Sorry, I can't let you into the White House. The President says homosexuality is an abomination unto the Lord. Yeah, but so are lying, cheating, stealing, adultery, pride, wickedness, those who justify wickedness, and women who wear pants.	...	Okay, go ahead... But we never met.

2365. Passing time in the Jungle

by TheGovernor on January 14, 2003
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Passing time in the Jungle by TheGovernor 1-14-03
Did you bring it?	Yeah, Did you bring yours? Yeah, lets get started then	Luke, I am your father. Join me and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son!!! No, I'll never join you!

2366. Ozzy-Dylan Physics

by wirthling on August 21, 2002
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Ozzy-Dylan Physics by wirthling 8-21-02
Inna su ah fucking drib blibbledy jabble rotor fucking turbines kanna himdingly fucking gravitons gadda zimble fucking gug! Heh, heh!		Wudda fuginyuuu togidabuh?

2367. The Sound of Müselix

by Namgubed on April 16, 2002
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

The Sound of Müselix by Namgubed 4-16-02
Meanwhile, back at the Austrian Alps ... ♫ The hills are alive ... ♫	♫ and they're eating children! ♫	AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!!

2368. The Weakest Fuck

by andydougan on December 29, 2001
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

The Weakest Fuck by andydougan 12-29-01
fucknig bthci of a hoar ill rap yuo!!!! fuck toy hoar!!!!! wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKNI BICHT!!!!!!	i watn sexal satysfancaton yuo fukcing ho! time for SEX bich!!!! sukc my cokc ho!!!	No, the correct answer is "Foundations of the Metaphysics of Morals". You are the weakest link. Goodbye! dam

2369. Shop Talk

by choadwarrior on March 14, 2006
Rating: 7.68 (28 votes)

Shop Talk by choadwarrior 3-14-06
I like what you've done with the place, G. The landscaping is infested with humans, though.	Have you tried flooding? Once, but they just came back.	Next time, I'm just gonna torch the place.

2370. Gun Control

by choadwarrior on October 16, 2005
Rating: 7.67 (45 votes)

Gun Control by choadwarrior 10-16-05
Alright, copper, drop your gun. You're making a big mistake Johnny.	Eat lead, pig!	Oh, crap. I hope my kid hasn't shot any of the neighbors.

2371. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on October 22, 2002
Rating: 7.67 (43 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 10-22-02
UH-OH, I MADE A STINKER! Wow, farting is really funny!	Ha ha ha I know! I mean, not only does your filthy asshole make a silly noise, I also get to inhale putrid smelling air that used to be INSIDE your filthy asshole! What fun!	Hmm, I'm picking up on a 'farting is actually not funny' vibe. No really, it would be even better if you could just take a shit directly into my lungs! Cut me open, funny man!

2372. The Fight Against Avian Flu

by Hari_Nezumi on March 18, 2006
Rating: 7.67 (30 votes)

The Fight Against Avian Flu by Hari_Nezumi 3-18-06
	Ah...ah...AH--	False alarm.

2373. Disco, inferno

by NeoVid on May 21, 2004
Rating: 7.67 (30 votes)

Disco, inferno by NeoVid 5-21-04
Jesus, there's one thing I've always wanted to ask you... Yes?	Can you do any other steps from the YMCA dance?	You know, I really expected more tolerance from him.

2374. Bad Driving Incident

by Beeko180 on March 12, 2010
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

Bad Driving Incident by Beeko180 3-12-10
Seriously you've got to hand the wheel over to me. You've already knocked over six signs, ran into a bus and killed seven pedestrians.	No. No?	Eight pedestrians.

2375. Cross Words

by choadwarrior on March 8, 2010
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

Cross Words by choadwarrior 3-08-10
Jesuuuuuuuus! Sup, bro?	How'd the dying for mankind's sins go?	Nailed it.

2376. CC 434 - both

by lukket on September 26, 2009
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

CC 434 - both by lukket 9-26-09
In five years As you can see we are almost out of compact discs. O dear.	I blame piracy. How can piracy do this to a record store?	Most of our supply ships have been boarded by pirates near Somalia.

2377. Knock Knock

by seanator on June 3, 2009
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

Knock Knock by seanator 6-03-09
One fine day... Knock knock Who's there?	Interrupting snail Interrupting snail who?	Dude that was like four hours ago, You blew it! again.

2378. Messy Room

by Beeko180 on May 8, 2009
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

Messy Room by Beeko180 5-08-09
Let me show you to my room.		Excuse the mess. I haven't cleaned up since the boggle tournament...

2379. God Meets Metallica

by LittleRocker on February 28, 2009
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

God Meets Metallica by LittleRocker 2-28-09
I'm part of the Metal/Hard rock band Metallica. I know.	Oh, because your God? No.	Because I can't illegally download Beyoncé anymore you Cunt.

2380. In Demand

by choadwarrior on June 19, 2008
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

In Demand by choadwarrior 6-19-08
You can't live in my garage forever, son. When are you going to go to college and get a job? I'm thinking of getting a job in the gaming industry as a tester or something.	That sounds like a highly paid and sought after skill. Wherever will they find guys willing to sit on their ass and play games for money? Maybe I'll just do it until something better comes along.	Like what? Maybe if they legalize marijuana they'll need quality control inspectors.

2381. Unsolved Mysteries

by TheGovernor on April 24, 2008
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

Unsolved Mysteries by TheGovernor 4-24-08
When you think about it, Bees started disappearing around the time Mobile phones became popular	Surely it doesn't take a genius to realise what this means.	Int. Nokia Headquarters, Finland We've shifted even more phones this quarter, profits are up again sir See, I told you moving away from honey exports into the telecommunications sector was a good idea

2382. Man Hits a Child While Texting-and-Driving

by Intoxicatious on January 3, 2008
Rating: 7.67 (15 votes)

Man Hits a Child While Texting-and-Driving by Intoxicatious 1-03-08
This is awesome. We're texting each other while driving. Life can't get any better. I know... Wait, I think we just hit a mailbox.	Oh my God. It was a kid. What do we do?	Should I call 911? No way, haven't you heard? It's not safe to use a cell phone while driving.