Top Rated Comics Archive

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2301. Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille"

by Ranger77 on June 22, 2005
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 6-22-05
This is SO frustrating. Everyone of these superhero applicants I'm interviewing are psychotic, eccentric, socipathic idiots on somesort of childish power trip. Actually that would make them similiar to the current members of the Defenders League.	Such behavior is common to those involved vigilantism. Being a superhero is nothing more than a psychosis outlet and a means to escape from traumatic experiences and emotional problems.	That wasn't suppose to make me feel better was it? No.

2302. A comic for orphans

by mandingo on June 11, 2005
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

A comic for orphans by mandingo 6-11-05
Remember that time mom and dad woke us up, and they were alive. And that day after they woke us up, when they were still alive?	And the years and years since, when they've stayed alive? And the years and years to come, where they'll stay alive?	I think it's because God loves us. Yes.

2303. Ranger's World presents: "Yep, Its True!"

by Ranger77 on March 21, 2005
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, Its True!" by Ranger77 3-21-05
Hey dude, what's up? Congress is trying to intervene in a specific "right to die" case that has already gone through the courts.	Another pressing issue for our legislators, I see. It's nice to see that this war thing isn't getting them too distracted. Rush Limbaugh explained the whole thing today on his radio show. He said Congress was right for doing this because the Judiciary was never meant to make political decisions.	Ummm.....like deciding who actually won a Presidential election? Now, now....If you want to be sarcastic, the least you can do is avoid the low hanging fruit.....

2304. Standard Procedure

by scotchromanian on February 6, 2005
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Standard Procedure by scotchromanian 2-06-05
What do you make of this, Detective? Looks like a pretty standard open-and-shut case to me...	No, I mean this notepad I have here... what do you think of it? It's nice, aint it? Oh, I guess it is a nice notepad...	I think we may have a positive ID on the shooter here, Lieutenant. You trying to make me look bad?

2305. Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" Elephant version

by Ranger77 on October 10, 2004
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!" Elephant version by Ranger77 10-10-04
Man, those right wing nuts just don't get it. No one wants to be a slave to multinational corporations. Tell me about it. Gun nuts and naive corporate consumers...that's not a way to live.		I'm going to get a smoke. You coming? Hold on, let me frag this asshole that's been nailing me with the chaingun. We got any Mountain Dew left....?

2306. Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille"

by Ranger77 on June 6, 2004
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille" by Ranger77 6-06-04
Has Evil gone Corporate? We go to Traylor Barone with his exclusive interview with the new CEO and Marketing Director of the "revamped" Legion of Bad Deeds.	"Gentleman I'll get straight to the point. The Legion of Bad Deeds has participated in Extortion, Blackmail, Theft and even Murder. What makes the group different now?" The Legion has gone through a paradigm shift. We're a corporate entity now. We've even changed our name to "DAEMONient" Which means that we can do all those things you mentioned legally, like any other corporation.	"I beg to differ. I personally know of no other corporation that has a 'Death Ray' as implied in your latest prospectus." *sigh* There you media types go again. That was taken out of context. We stated we have a "Transistional State Emitter." The fact that it transistions living things to dead things is purely coincidental.

2307. IceDaKlown Meets A Celebrity

by Ogyaf on February 29, 2004
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

IceDaKlown Meets A Celebrity by Ogyaf 2-29-04
Have you had your Jell-o pudding today? Aah! A ghost!	What?! Don't try to fool me; I saw 'Ghost Dad.'	No, no, no... I'm Bill Cosby! Aah! Bing Crosby!

2308. Comic Book

by ObiJo on February 11, 2004
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Comic Book by ObiJo 2-11-04
I'm reading my first COMIC BOOK right now. How's it GOING?	It's GOING GOOD, I'm just THROWN OFF by the RANDOM EMPHASIS of words. I think IN TIME you'll get USED TO IT.	Hopefully. I like the VISUAL ASPECT of COMIC BOOKS so much that I HOPE to make them a STAPLE of my READING. MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT too.

2309. I'm Not Good With Names

by attitudechicka on June 5, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

I'm Not Good With Names by attitudechicka 6-05-07
Okay, see you later, Bobby. Actually, it's Sam.	Really? Since when? Uh, 1981?

2310. Dish-Bot

by FinnNYC on January 22, 2001
Rating: 7.72 (46 votes)

Dish-Bot by FinnNYC 1-22-01
Hey there stud. How 'bout you and me ditch this place and I change your oil? I am a Dish-Bot. My only function is washing dishes.	Ooooo.. and I bet you "wash" 'em just right. You look pretty clean, how bout gettin' me clean too? We could really make our "dishes" sparkle. I only wash dirty dishes. I'm a Dish-Bot.	Mmmm.. I've got a dirty spot right here. Why don't you put some "soap" on it and I'll... help scrub... your... ... You're not just being coy? Dish-Bot

2311. Congratulations!

by The_young_scot on June 7, 2006
Rating: 7.71 (35 votes)

Congratulations! by The_young_scot 6-07-06
Hello, Are you George? Uh...yeah	Congratulations! Your wife has sent you an Abortion-o-gram!	Do you want me to sing my song? No

2312. Emo Buttrock

by LuckyGuess on September 4, 2006
Rating: 7.71 (24 votes)

Emo Buttrock by LuckyGuess 9-04-06
I wish I were the last person on Earth. Then I could be free from the bondage of societal standards and live in quiet peace until I die. Who would make your shitty emo buttrock if you were the last person on Earth?	I wouldn't need buttrock if I was able to act without reprocussion and speak without scrutiny. Suuuuure.	I'm lonely, and all the buttrock is gone.

2313. Lassie

by Injokester on September 27, 2005
Rating: 7.71 (24 votes)

Lassie by Injokester 9-27-05
Help me, help me Lassie! I've fallen in the well! Go get help boy!		No dice Timmy, I don't have opposable thumbs.

2314. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 12, 2005
Rating: 7.71 (24 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-12-05
Welcome to Monkey Burger, home of the Monkey Burger. How may I help you? For one thing, you can wipe that smug look off your face before I stomp a hole in your ass.		I already have a hole in my ass, sir. Super size it.

2315. Disgruntled teenager pick-up lines

by mmyers on January 17, 2005
Rating: 7.71 (24 votes)

Disgruntled teenager pick-up lines by mmyers 1-17-05
Whatever. As if.	If you wanna ever come over or whatever, then maybe we could like do some stuff and that might be cool or whatever but if not, whatever. That like might be cool and stuff. I dunno.	I'm pregnant. Fuck.

2316. The Sidewalk - Homeless Dave

by Choobychooby on March 18, 2003
Rating: 7.71 (24 votes)

The Sidewalk - Homeless Dave by Choobychooby 3-18-03
Hey, darlin', ah don't suppose ye could spare me a couple of bucks? It depends, are you going to spend it on beer and cigarettes?	Not at all. A handjob from a hooker?	I wouldn't dream of it! Then I'm sorry, you don't fit the stereotype that reinforces my belief that I am better than the scum on the street. The money stays in my pocket.

2317. Untitled #1

by kramer_vs_kramer on September 14, 2001
Rating: 7.7 (63 votes)

Untitled #1 by kramer_vs_kramer 9-14-01
I'm collecting for the old folk's home.	Hold on...	That's not what I meant

2318. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on July 25, 2005
Rating: 7.7 (37 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 7-25-05
Do you think being gay is genetic, or a sinful lifestyle choice?	I've given much thought to this subject. On the one hand, who would choose to be gay in this hateful, intolerant society? Not me.	On the other hand, I like sticking my dick in stuff. And science marches on.

2319. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 27, 2002
Rating: 7.7 (37 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-27-02
...and as I was beating Finkelman to death with his own prosthetic leg, he kept asking for his leg back.	It wasn't, "Stop, you're killing me." It was, "Give me back my leg, please give me back my leg."	His priorities were all fucked up. I'm glad he's dead.

2320. I heart Sam Malone.

by ObiJo on September 12, 2004
Rating: 7.69 (67 votes)

I heart Sam Malone. by ObiJo 9-12-04
Can a man love another man without being the kind of man who loves other men? God's watching, you know.	What? God's looking down on you right now and tsk-tsking your smut mouth.	I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was It's okay now. He went back to fucking with the jews. Meet me behind the barn in ten minutes. Be naked.

2321. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on February 18, 2003
Rating: 7.69 (39 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 2-18-03
I have to pee so bad I can taste it.	Can I taste it?	I don't see why not. I'll go find a clean glass.

2322. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on May 7, 2005
Rating: 7.69 (26 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 5-07-05
Welcome to Skeletron's Dungeon, I am your dungeonmaster. Rock.	You begin your quest in a long hallway. Torches flicker in iron sconces along the walls. A cracked wooden sign before you reads, "Beware, thar be kobolds". Sconces?	Roll the 20-sided die against your wisdom to determine whether or not you know what a sconce is. This game is hard.

2323. New comic

by Humpenstein on September 16, 2006
Rating: 7.69 (26 votes)

New comic by Humpenstein 9-16-06
My friends mom asked me why I don't support bush.	She thought all Jewish people were republican.	I told her the last time my people followed a bush we wound up in the desert for 40 years. We learned our lesson the easy way apparently.

2324. CC 455

by lukket on July 15, 2010
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

CC 455 by lukket 7-15-10
Sorry Frau, but we don't have Abrammoczyk, Abusch, Abzug, Adler, Aftergut ... anything from this very long shopping list really. Um....	Herr Schindler. I'm afraid there's nobody called Butter, Flour, Milk or Pork in the concentration camp.

2325. The Last Appetizer

by umfumdisi on March 17, 2010
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

The Last Appetizer by umfumdisi 3-17-10
	Cheeses, Christ?

2326. Lord Of The Nerds

by Lord_Vodek on December 11, 2009
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Lord Of The Nerds by Lord_Vodek 12-11-09
I need a successful seduce check here or I'll never be able to enter the Chamber of Secrets	This is a real challenge...I'm gonna drink a whiskey potion for plus 50 to courage	Hmm maybe I should drink a potion of charisma to improve my chances as well Just fuck me already

2327. New kind of Concert!

by dylan_99 on January 10, 2009
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

New kind of Concert! by dylan_99 1-10-09
You Guys Ready to Rock?! Not yet Brad's tying his shoe!		Okay Ready!

2328. In us all

by seanator on November 27, 2008
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

In us all by seanator 11-27-08
One fine day... My children, god is in us all!	What, does he have like, a bajillion dicks or something?

2329. Movies that don't work before Ritalin

by Shaneo39 on April 3, 2008
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Movies that don't work before Ritalin by Shaneo39 4-03-08
Uhhhh, my head, whuu, what? Where am I? Hello!?! *click* Good evening Marcus. Lets play a game. One i call the rubix cube room game. The room you currently are in is slowly decreasing in size.	You have roughly 48 hours before it is no bigger then a common rubix cube. The following color order is vital to your escape, listen carefully. Blue, green, re.....	*click* ..ason Kidd had 13 assists to go along with 12 points in a losing effort. Now on to hockey where today in New York the Islan . . .

2330. Employee incentive scheme

by Injokester on February 28, 2008
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Employee incentive scheme by Injokester 2-28-08
Chen, how is the new 'employee incentive scheme' working out? With all due respect, dangling carrots on strings in front of the employees is ridiculous. We're not racehorses.	Then why do you keep banging your face on the monitor?

2331. In deep water

by lukket on January 16, 2008
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

In deep water by lukket 1-16-08
So, how is your career in fish porn going? Well... I quit yesterday.	But you made a fortune? Yeah, but they wanted me to change my character totally for no good reason and pursue a lurking love interest.	What? They wanted me to jump the shark.

2332. Tyranna Santa

by mandingo on December 20, 2007
Rating: 7.69 (13 votes)

Tyranna Santa by mandingo 12-20-07
dude, i had a weird dream last night that Santa was a tyrannosaurus oh yeah? what was that like?	*SCREEEEEEEEECH* YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY!!!!! *wets self*	*SCREEEEEEEEECH* YOU'VE BEEN NICE!!!!! HERE'S A PRESENT!!!!! *wets self*