Top Rated Comics Archive

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2251. Pork Avenue Pals

by biped on November 12, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Pork Avenue Pals by biped 11-12-09
HI! I'M SLAMMY THE HAMMY!	What, is that your "cute cartoon character" name? Because dude, it's, like, totally a reference to beating your meat.	Told ya.

2252. He's making records with Tupac now

by evil_d on June 26, 2009
Rating: 8.18 (11 votes)

He's making records with Tupac now by evil_d 6-26-09
Father, what's going to happen to Michael Jackson now that he's dead? If I had to guess, he'll release five posthumous albums and be sighted in shopping malls throughout the midwest for decades to come.	I was looking for something more along the lines of how heaven works. Heaven? Michael Jackson? You don't read the news, do you, son?

2253. cc426: The Entry

by mandingo on May 14, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

cc426: The Entry by mandingo 5-14-09
you've seen The Ring. you've seen The Grudge. now prepare yourself for the most blood chilling J-Horror yet. from the writer who gave you The Chair... Linda? Linda, get up. LINDA!	and the director of The Clock and The Ant... I CAN ONLY GET AN ERECTION IF I KILL! clocks can only get an erection if they kill	we present the instant classic that is... THE CUP GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!

2254. Writer's cockblock

by mandingo on April 24, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Writer's cockblock by mandingo 4-24-09
it was a dark and stormy night... too cliched	it was a dark and starry night... still a bit cliched	it was a dark and horny night... i'm leaving

2255. CC423: Easter 2.0

by biped on April 8, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

CC423: Easter 2.0 by biped 4-08-09
Wow! The Easter Bunny's here, and it's--RON JEREMY?!?!? Hiya, Billy. Where's your mom?	What...who...(GASP)... UNNH... UNNNHH... UNNNNGGGHHH!!! Hey, where's my fuckin' eggs?!?	Did the Easter Bunny come yet, Billy? Yeah...all over Mom's ass.

2256. Hank Watches Television 2 : Super Double Deluxe Cheeseburger

by ComedyGeek on April 7, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Hank Watches Television 2 : Super Double Deluxe Cheeseburger by ComedyGeek 4-07-09
Try McKingy's New Super Double Deluxe Cheeseburger! Uh, no thanks.	I'd prefer that you didn't serve hunks of my flesh cooked with my mother's milk on top in the form of cheese at all, actually.	Now available with bacon! And don't drag my friends into it either.

2257. Interview

by LittleRocker on March 17, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Interview by LittleRocker 3-17-09
Hey folks, I'm here with Comic creator LittleRocker. So, Whats with the name?	I'm a Rocker. Ok, Whats with the Little?	Thats none of your business.

2258. Family Man #14

by bike on March 5, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Family Man #14 by bike 3-05-09
My family is coming to visit in a few days; we need to make sure the house is ready You mean like locking the liquor cabinet... hiding the jewelry... boarding the cats...	ha, ha... very funny, mister comedian	Wait, those are actually pretty good ideas... I'll go pick up a few extra fire extinguishers

2259. Like Father, Like Son

by LittleRocker on February 21, 2009
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Like Father, Like Son by LittleRocker 2-21-09
Awww, How old's the baby boy?	Six Months. Look at his little hands, eh, you know what little hands mean, haha.	No, What does it mean? He'll be just like his father.

2260. Happy Birthday, Hatrix!

by BirthdayThread on October 31, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Happy Birthday, Hatrix! by BirthdayThread 10-31-08
Trick or treat. Trick or 32GB iPod Touch.	What? Today's my birthday. Give me a present or I'm going to pants you in front of the Hulk and the pirate.	I only see a ninja. That's what I call my boobs on Halloween.

2261. how to tell if your art teacher is a pedophile

by areallystupidguy on October 23, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

how to tell if your art teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08
alright kids, today we're going to practice drawing from a model. julie, could you take off your clothes and pose on this stool in the middle of the class? what?! no!	julie, your grade is depending on this. if you don't do it i'll have no choice but to fail you. umm, but... well... okay.	anyways, as i was saying today we're going to be drawing from a model. please draw this chessboard. pay close attention to your use of perspective.

2262. Delta Delta Die

by LuckyGuess on September 15, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Delta Delta Die by LuckyGuess 9-15-08
Wanna watch a movie? Sure. What do you have?	I just got some award winning film from netflix. " A thought-provoking suspense drama, Hate Crime is a testament to the power of love and the damaging consequences of intolerance."	I also have a porn horror film. THAT ONE

2263. WW59

by mandingo on August 12, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

WW59 by mandingo 8-12-08
EAT YOUR CEREAL! EAT YOUR FUCKING CEREAL!! RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! EAT YOUR GODDAMN CEREAL!!!!!!!	dad? what are you doing with Karen's doll? OH GOD, JULIE, I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SO SORRY! *SOB* I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S DEAD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET HER DIE!! *SOB* IT'S UNBEARABLE!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN!!!!	or at least i couldn't take the pain if it weren't for the frosted side! cut! print! perfecte!

2264. The Lame

by ArtemisStrong on July 11, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

The Lame by ArtemisStrong 7-11-08
How's everything coming for the Inter-faith Bakeoff? Great! The Mohammed Muffins are being iced, my Buddha Bagels are cooling off, and the Moses Cake is all set. One more thing- Can you check on the Jesus Bread in the oven, tell me how it's doing?		Christ has risen. Hey, there's no room for zealotry here, got it?

2265. CC 385: Don't Leave Your Videos Lying Around

by 100Faces on March 27, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

CC 385: Don't Leave Your Videos Lying Around by 100Faces 3-27-08
Yeah baby! Don't stop, yes! Aaah! Mummy, Mummy! Daddy's on TV.	Yeah! That's wonderful! Oh, oh, yes! And Auntie Helen, too!	A little later ... Helloooo! Anybody home? Where the fuck is the TV? Hello?

2266. Office Skull: Vacation

by pnmclaug on March 24, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Office Skull: Vacation by pnmclaug 3-24-08
Vacation Time Ah, it's good to be back on the coast. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet heree	Maybe I can get that girl's number	Maybe I will die alone

2267. DormZ 12 - Welcome to Class

by carefully_strange on February 29, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

DormZ 12 - Welcome to Class by carefully_strange 2-29-08
Hi, I'm Max. I'm taking your English 100 class MAX! ARE YOU THE ONE THAT THREW CRAP AT ONE OF THE PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSORS!?!	Umm, no. this is my first year here. OH, SO YOUR A MOMA'S BOY WHO'S HAVING UNIVERSITY PAID FOR HIM!	Umm, no. I'm on student loans. WELL THEN WELCOME TO THE CLASS. THE SOONER YOU ACKNOWLEGE HOW MUCH MORE I KNOW THEN YOU, THE SOONER YOU WILL PASS.

2268. Sportsman

by Scyess on March 22, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Sportsman by Scyess 3-22-08
I can't believe you'd stand here and admit to me, a near total stranger, that you are a prostitute! I didn't say I'm a prostitute. I said I'm an excellent hooker.	Hooker... prostitute... what's the difference? I'm a fisherman. I hook fish.	YOU SELL YOURSELF TO FISH!? THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! I'm also a master baiter.

2269. Cheeseburger

by BobCheeseburger on February 19, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Cheeseburger by BobCheeseburger 2-19-08
Well I talked to the doctor, and he seems to think you're just suffering from boredom. A doctor said that?	An animal doctor, yes. You're getting your medical advice from a vet?	I got you a new chew toy. Score!

2270. CC 380 - 1

by lukket on February 11, 2008
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

CC 380 - 1 by lukket 2-11-08
Hello?	Anyone?	Stupid kids. Can't even recognize a curtain call.

2271. Adventures Of The Unemployed

by kissMyCartoon on January 9, 2008
Rating: 7.92 (12 votes)

Adventures Of The Unemployed by kissMyCartoon 1-09-08
Happy Birthday Mark, wow that's the 4th birthday we've had this week! Well here's your £1000 Birthday Bonus Thanks Martin! It's really great of the company to keep up the Birthday Bonus tradition in these hard financial times.	Well we thought it might come in handy when you're looking for a new job. What? I'm being fired, but why?	The company has to downsize due to handing out too many Birthday Bonuses this year.

2272. Jokes from the Festive Pub

by jes_lawson on December 29, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Jokes from the Festive Pub by jes_lawson 12-29-07
EXT: Santa's Gluhweinhouse Tried to make me go to rehab..	and I said...	HO! HO! HO!

2273. Hard water

by mandingo on December 11, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Hard water

by mandingo, 12-11-07

2274. Special Holiday Shipping Rates

by Scyess on December 10, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Special Holiday Shipping Rates by Scyess 12-10-07
Armageddon-o-gram. Uh, what?	ARMAGEDDON-O-GRAM!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! **SLAM!!!**	Who was at the door? It was the Post Apocolypse.

2275. Poker glossary: The subtle tell

by mandingo on December 5, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Poker glossary: The subtle tell by mandingo 12-05-07

2276. CC 373: Last One, I Swear

by boloboffin on November 13, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

CC 373: Last One, I Swear by boloboffin 11-13-07
Hey, remember that hitchhiker back around Tuscon?		Oh, yeah. Good times.

2277. The Benefits of Being Organized

by Scyess on September 17, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

The Benefits of Being Organized by Scyess 9-17-07
Hi there! I'm calling about your personal ad. You sound wonderful! Thank ya, li'l lady! I'm pretty happy to find a woman who likes skull-fucking babies to death.	Wait... WHAT? Er... I mean who likes romantic vacations to the Carribian.	**click** I gotta remember to ask which ad they're answering.

2278. Bird flu

by Coolancs on September 1, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Bird flu

Dad, all the news are about the vicitms of the bird flu. Why are we still eating so much chicken? Because it's cheaper now.

by Coolancs, 9-01-07

2279. No One Likes Dave #2

by fraod on August 28, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

No One Likes Dave #2 by fraod 8-28-07
Heyyy, Didn't we meet at that inter-office social skills building seminar last week? Ohh yeahheh... How ya been?	Oo, a chance to try out what we learned. *Ahem* I have been fine. May I inquire as to your health and the health of your spouse and or significant other? Uh...Sue and I are just fine.	Oh God. I don't remember how the rest goes.

2280. If Stripcreator.com Were in Charge of Children's Television

by christopher7murphy on August 25, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

If Stripcreator.com Were in Charge of Children's Television by christopher7murphy 8-25-07
Who lives in a freezer at minus one hundred degrees? Spongebob Snowpants.	Frozen and yellow because he's full of your pee. Spongebob Snowpants.	If randomly appearing snowmen are top of your list. Then sit on his face and blow him a kiss! SPONGEBOB SNOWPANTS!

2281. Bad Things

by LuckyGuess on August 19, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

Bad Things by LuckyGuess 8-19-07
Tell me something a normal human being would talk about. I recently had a dream where I had sex with every similarly aged woman I've ever met.	Every girl was the same way, too. I would lose my wallet in their house, go upstairs to their room to find it, and they would be sitting naked in a chair.	What did you think of my breasts? Well proportioned, definitely a ten.

2282. The Duckman of Alcatraz

by HydeGuy on August 10, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

The Duckman of Alcatraz by HydeGuy 8-10-07
I´m here for a serious toilet humour offense. What did the comic police arrest you for? Drawing mustaches. Hey, I could draw one on your face!	Why ? You´ll be amazed how much a mustache changes your appearance. Maybe the police will think they arrested the wrong guy!	Ay caramba! Hey, Señor Duck, thees ees mucho big miraculo. Holy frijoles, grab your cojones, amigos! That´s just plain silly! Or as the Mexicans say: Thees ees molto stupido!

2283. The Toga Bar - Friend in Need

by up4abeer on August 8, 2007
Rating: 7.73 (11 votes)

The Toga Bar - Friend in Need by up4abeer 8-08-07
Lisa still won't return my calls. And I lost my job today. Your credit card was just rejected. I'll need cash.	I'll clean out my savings and spend the entire week here drinking with you. I have a flight voucher. You can use it to get out of town. Consider it a gift to me.	Don't you mean "from" me. You should pack.