Top Rated Comics Archive

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1401. CC 415: Devilicious

by NeoVid on January 30, 2009
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

CC 415: Devilicious by NeoVid 1-30-09
I wish to donate five million dollars in cash to your orphanage. What!? That's impossible! This is some sort of trick.	No trick. I have more money than I can ever use. Of course, if you don't want the kids to have five million dollars to live on... Get out, evil fiend!	Heh heh heh... Ah, I never get tired of that one. Guess now I have to drop this cash in the middle of a homeless camp and then light it on fire.

1402. 9) I'm Not Surprised

by vagrancy on January 22, 2009
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

9) I'm Not Surprised by vagrancy 1-22-09
To be honest, I've had sex with over fifty men.		I guess my eyes are bigger than my vagina.

1403. Incompetent Inc.

by LuckyGuess on January 7, 2009
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Incompetent Inc. by LuckyGuess 1-07-09
I'm sorry Sanders, but your numbers are way down for the last two quarters. We're going to have to let you go. I've been working here for twenty years! You can't do this to me!	I've taken the liberty of bringing in Buttons the Magical Layoff Clown to help you through this difficult period of transition. What about my children?! My wife?! I have a family! They depend on me!	I hate all of you. Ha ha! Oh, Buttons. You always know how to brighten my day.

1404. Hangers On

by AccentuateNegative on October 30, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Hangers On by AccentuateNegative 10-30-08
I'm really surprised you people don't support the gays.	Why would we endorse filthy, sinful sodomite behavior?	No gay couple in history has ever needed an abortion.

1405. Alpha Versions - Cowboy Physics

by Creature_From_Beyond on October 11, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Alpha Versions - Cowboy Physics by Creature_From_Beyond 10-11-08
I think the gravitons generated by those rotor turbines gave me cancer. Ha,ha!		What the fuck am I laughing about?

1406. The Dark BrokeBack Mountain Knight

by The_young_scot on September 11, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

The Dark BrokeBack Mountain Knight

I wish I could quit being so serious

by The_young_scot, 9-11-08

1407. Harold

by mandingo on September 2, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Harold by mandingo 9-02-08
some people in this area look at me and all they see is the evil business man that tore down the community center to put up high rent condos	but they have it all wrong. it was never about the money for me. it was never about greed	it was about making brown children cry. it was about the erection

1408. liveoffensively.com

by choadwarrior on August 31, 2008
Rating: 8.18 (11 votes)

liveoffensively.com by choadwarrior 8-31-08
How's your guerilla marketing campaign targeting today's youth going, Pastor Rick? Great! I just created a line of tee-shirts with Christian messages that should appeal to counterculture sensibilities.	What do they say? The first one says, "Pornography is for Posers."	Really? You went with "posers?" I checked... "pussies" was taken.

1409. Magic

by FinnNYC on June 26, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Magic by FinnNYC 6-26-08
Hey Jim, wanna see a magic trick? Ok, does anyone in the audience have a bananna? I do, I do.	Great! give me the bananna and think of a number between one and ten. Ok, here you go.	... alright, I've got a number... ... Should I concentrate on the number? ... Hello?

1410. When Tampax Advertising Goes Negative

by seanator on July 3, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

When Tampax Advertising Goes Negative

Kotex-Why risk it?

by seanator, 7-03-08

1411. Albert Hofmann: b. January 11, 1906 - d. April 29, 2008

by christopher7murphy on April 30, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Albert Hofmann: b. January 11, 1906 - d. April 29, 2008 by christopher7murphy 4-30-08
Albert Hofmann. 101 years old. The father of lysergic acid diethylamide ... also known as LSD.	Professor Hofmann first synthesized the psychedelic in 1938. His endeavors have led to personal and medical discoveries for over seventy years.	And if we could all just refrain from licking the back of the corpse, please.

1412. Nozzle

by choadwarrior on April 27, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Nozzle by choadwarrior 4-27-08
So you want to go grab a beer after this? I don't know. There's going to be a lot of clean up.	C'mon...you never hang out anymore. I've got to roll up these lines and then hang them back at the station or they'll be all crusty or mildewy the next time we go to put out a fire.	Dude--bros before hose.

1413. Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #2

by ZMannZilla on April 5, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #2 by ZMannZilla 4-05-08
Oh, wow, Kimkim! Look at that big group of Dorkemon up there! What's the DorkeDex say about them? They are called "Hugbear", Drax.	I guess that's why they're all hugging one another like that. Yep. Says here that they love everyone, but most of all, they love their families, and detest being seperated from them.	Awwww, that is so cute. I know. Let's catch one and make it kill the others.

1414. May 18th, 1980 (CC 380)

by theburninator on February 9, 2008
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

May 18th, 1980 (CC 380) by theburninator 2-09-08
Boy, that was some explosion, huh, Frank?	Good thing we're way back here; volcano eruptions have been known to reduce even Redwoods to mere splinters!	Frank?!

1415. my heart will go on and on and on and on for 3 freaking hrs

by serendipity2OO3 on December 18, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

my heart will go on and on and on and on for 3 freaking hrs by serendipity2OO3 12-18-07
ill never let go jake, ill never let go	bitch get off that board and let me float for a while	chivalry is so dead

1416. A Wordy Comic

by Scyess on December 2, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

A Wordy Comic by Scyess 12-02-07
I have nothing to say.	I feel like I should be saying something, since you're here and paying attention. And I like attention. But unfortunately I have nothing of value to impart.	Nevertheless, I, unthwarted, will continue to use my lips, tongue, mouth, and lungs to form sounds into words which, though grammatically correct, have no meaning or value whatsoever. Why do I suddenly feel like I'm watching a presidential debate?

1417. Red Meat

by mandingo on November 28, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Red Meat by mandingo 11-28-07
what are you doing, Karen? i'm looking for my kitty. have you seen her?	i don't know, what did she used to look like? used to?	well it's a fine lathe, Karen, but it doesn't have an undo button i hate you, Milkman Dan!

1418. Pillow talk

by mandingo on November 23, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Pillow talk by mandingo 11-23-07
my dad died 18 years ago today, right there on that spot	that wet spot, i should say	i love you, Real Doll

1419. Kid robots today

by mandingo on October 17, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Kid robots today by mandingo 10-17-07
pssst... little robot. you want some...	some what? crank, asar, speed, ape? asar, ape? what the hell are those?	SHOWTIME

1420. The Sexually Driven Calvin & Hobbes

by LuckyGuess on August 6, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

The Sexually Driven Calvin & Hobbes by LuckyGuess 8-06-07
Sure is a lot of snow out today. We should go sledding... or build a snowman! Actually I was going to bang that Brazilian chick that moved in next door.	The one with the miniskirt? It was fucking ten below and she came over in a god damn miniskirt.	Susie won't like that. Susie's a bitch.

1421. OPC

by HCRoyall on July 24, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

OPC

I've been asleep for forty years? What's happened in that time? The bad news is the world is now ruled by Wal-Mart and Microsoft, but you have Alzheimers and won't remember anything long enough to feel bad.

by HCRoyall, 7-24-07

1422. King of the World

by Scyess on July 23, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

King of the World by Scyess 7-23-07
Don't worry, Grandpa. You're going to make it! No, Hal. *cough cough* I'm at the end of my life. In dying I have only one regret.	*sob* What's that, Grandpa? That I'll never see the last Harry Potter movie. *choke cough hack... die*	I suppose it was nice of him, in the end, to make us glad he was dead. The old bastard couldn't read a fucking book?

1423. Fruit Wars

by Scyess on July 16, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Fruit Wars by Scyess 7-16-07
Can I have the last banana? Nope. I already called dibs.	HEAR YE! I, JON, KING OF THIS HOUSE, DO HEREBY DECREE THIS YELLOW FRUIT TO BE SOLE AND SOVERIGN PROPERTY OF THE STATE: MEANING ME. **chomp**	You didn't bring much lunch today, Sanna. Where's the rest of it? It was banannexed.

1424. hauntiferous

by mandingo on June 26, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

hauntiferous by mandingo 6-26-07
my boy's gonna haunt ya, he's gonna taunt ya, he'll even fillyfofaunt ya! he can boo, he can shriek, he can even incite ya, don't try to run, he's comin inside ya!		why's that new guy heckling the house? you didn't hear? Don King died.

1425. Cow vs. Baby

by little_kitty on June 20, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Cow vs. Baby by little_kitty 6-20-07
Next time you eat veal, think of it this way...	Cows don't eat your babies	Or do they?

1426. True Librarian Stories: Raw... Naked.

by UnknownEric on May 4, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

True Librarian Stories: Raw... Naked. by UnknownEric 5-04-07
Do you have a complete catalogue of Norman Rockwell paintings? Yes, but only a non-circulating copy.	Oh, okay, I'll go check this out. No, non-circulating means you can't... *sigh*	10 minutes later. Why won't the circulation desk let me check out this book? Because you're retarded.

1427. The Return of Billy the Bobby!

by Zimri on March 28, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

The Return of Billy the Bobby! by Zimri 3-28-07
You want to explain to me why you caused a massive accident? Well, I leaned over to fondle the eleven year old male prostitue I was ferrying about and my gun fell out of my pocket!	It knocked the beer out of my hand and it rolled under the gas pedal!	...so I had to swerve to get it out.

1428. STOP IT

by DragonXero on March 13, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

STOP IT by DragonXero 3-13-07
*whisper* *whisper* *vagina* *whisper* *sneak* Yeah. Yeah. Okay...	*whisper* *ass* *whisper*	STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS!

1429. One day at the hospital

by dcomposed on March 5, 2007
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

One day at the hospital by dcomposed 3-05-07
I've been here almost an hour and I haven't seen a doctor yet. This is the problem with American hospitals. We're in India.	I know, and all our doctors are in American hospitals.

1430. Casino Royale in One Panel

by Namgubed on December 19, 2006
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Casino Royale in One Panel

I'm James Bond, bitch! Who's up for watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN? Why don't we just pummel your nuts, and start a long list of expired Bond babes?

by Namgubed, 12-19-06

1431. Cup of coffee in the morning

by Injokester on July 21, 2006
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Cup of coffee in the morning by Injokester 7-21-06
So I've started hearing voices in my head telling me to do stuff.	There are 3 distinct voices so far.	One more and I'm gonna organize the guys to do barbershop.

1432. Ranger's World

by Ranger77 on January 28, 2006
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Ranger's World by Ranger77 1-28-06
Mount Clemens, MI - Jan 29 10:35pm I'm glad you could come see us "Kid." You have a good reputation among those in our.....organization. Yeah. Thanks.	We understand you are interested in working for us. We could use your....services. To tell you the truth, I'm a bit conflicted.	That's to be expected. We affect millions of lives, but no one truly understands us or how we....operate. Do YOU have any questions? To be honest, I'm still trying to figure out why all the drama over an Assistant Manager position at McDonalds....

1433. recycle.bin

by kaufman on August 17, 2005
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

recycle.bin

by kaufman, 8-17-05

1434. Real Life: Hocus Pocus

by four_legged_tripod on March 23, 2010
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

Real Life: Hocus Pocus by four_legged_tripod 3-23-10
I can make a potion to cure your husband's cancer. I just need you to bring me the blood of a virgin.	Great news honey! Sarah started her period today and I got her first used tampon!	This scrapbooking shit has gone too far.

1435. A comic for underpriviledged kids

by mandingo on June 11, 2005
Rating: 8 (10 votes)

A comic for underpriviledged kids by mandingo 6-11-05
Remember that Christmas mom and dad woke us up and led us to the living room where I found my pony? How could I forget, that was the Christmas I got my snowmobile.	No, that was the Christmas you got the jetski. You didn't get the snowmobile on a Christmas. I didn't? What did I get it on?	A Wednesday. That's right - the Wednesday after we gave Disneyland back to the general public.