Top Rated Comics Archive

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2201. Ranger's World presents: "Yep....It's True."

by Ranger77 on April 24, 2004
Rating: 7.78 (9 votes)

Ranger's World presents: "Yep....It's True." by Ranger77 4-24-04
CNN April 23, 2004 I've heard that alot of Christians are swapping music using P2P apps at a staggering rate. Yes, we here at the Gospel Music Association are very concerned about that. We are not immune to the piracy that's running rampant today.	I've also heard that those folks don't consider that necessarily a bad thing. Stealing is stealing, young man. If you read the Bible you would know this.	Actually, I have. Look, isn't downloading and trading Christian music a good thing. Y'know speading the word of God and all that. Son, spreading the word of God is always a good thing....as long as it doesn't bite into our profit margins.

2202. CC 172: A Day in a Bug's Life

by kaufman on February 22, 2003
Rating: 7.78 (9 votes)

CC 172: A Day in a Bug's Life by kaufman 2-22-03
So now that you've been elected the leader of this community of insects, what are you going to do, Mr. Beetle? The first thing I'm going to do is impose a new set of dietary regulations for the community.	Like what? No longer will you be allowed to eat triple layer sandwiches with turkey, ham, jalapenos and processed ventricles of insane humans.	So then, soylent peppered looney heart clubs... BANNED!

2203. Random Comic! Needless to Say

by Scyess on February 28, 2001
Rating: 7.78 (9 votes)

Random Comic! Needless to Say by Scyess 2-28-01
Needless to say...

2204. Dyslexic zombie

by DexX on October 15, 2005
Rating: 7.77 (47 votes)

Dyslexic zombie

Sorry, I don't know any guys named Brian.

by DexX, 10-15-05

2205. Kung Fool

by Zaster on April 20, 2005
Rating: 7.77 (47 votes)

Kung Fool by Zaster 4-20-05
Master, tell me -- how may I transcend duality and attain the one? One cannot transcend duality. Nor can one NOT transcend it.	But what does that mean? It has no intrinsic meaning. Nor is it without meaning.	OK, you're just fucking with me now, right? Heh! Got me.

2206. Brokeback Mountain

by kaufman on December 9, 2005
Rating: 7.76 (38 votes)

Brokeback Mountain by kaufman 12-09-05
Well, Jack, we been alone on this mountain tendin' sheep all summer, an' we been gettin' kinda close to one another.	So I'm gonna let my inhibitions down an' do something with you I wouldn't normally ask another man to do ...	Let's talk physics.

2207. Angry Bacon Man tries to get a date

by cpausti on October 22, 2005
Rating: 7.76 (38 votes)

Angry Bacon Man tries to get a date by cpausti 10-22-05
So, did it hurt? Hehe, did what hurt?	When God rejected you and sent you plummeting from Heaven!?

2208. God: Year One, or Tard Boy and Finkleman: The Beginning

by HCRoyall on September 21, 2005
Rating: 7.76 (38 votes)

God: Year One, or Tard Boy and Finkleman: The Beginning by HCRoyall 9-21-05
This Finkleman guy. I need you to... Beat down Finkleman. Got it.	No, I need you to make sure... Make sure he'll never walk again; yeah, I understood the first time. Mission from God.	That's not what I'm telling you to... Oh, I get it now. "You had nothing to do with it." Got it.

2209. If your name is Amber, don't read this strip!

by thochaos on November 9, 2003
Rating: 7.82 (39 votes)

If your name is Amber, don't read this strip! by thochaos 11-09-03
I won't tell anyone the truth about what happened between us on the beach the other night.	But nothing happened!	I know and that's what I won't tell the truth about!

2210. new to prison

by mandingo on July 25, 2006
Rating: 7.76 (29 votes)

new to prison by mandingo 7-25-06
hey there little bacon guy, why do you weep? i weep for the crimes i done and company i keep	hey there little bacon guy, why all the tears? my cellmate said he was gonna rape me until my anus tears	hey there little bacon guy, you can't rhyme tears and tears. THE FUCK I CANT!

2211. God: Year One

by squidrabies on September 17, 2005
Rating: 7.83 (30 votes)

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-17-05
Let's see... I'll move the volcano over here.. Aah! We're all gonna die! Noo, I'm on fire! Why me, God?!	Hahaha! A few of us survived God's wrath! Praise the Lord!	This game is stupid. There's no way to win. Let's build a giant church with the bones of our children! Hooray!

2212. Deep, dark tan

by suicide_king on June 29, 2005
Rating: 7.76 (29 votes)

Deep, dark tan by suicide_king 6-29-05
You sure gotta nice tan.	I'm black.	I know, that's why I've got my wallet hidden.

2213. You Are Under Dustin's Control

by biped on April 25, 2004
Rating: 7.76 (29 votes)

You Are Under Dustin's Control by biped 4-25-04
This Stripcreator-User Control Pad is cool. I'm using it to make you read this word balloon right now. And if I press A and B at the same time...	...you are compelled to proceed to the second panel, heh-heh-heh! Oh, you're really in my power now, muppethead.	What kept you? HA-HA! Now I simply press the red button, and you must leave me alone and go do something else. OBEY ME NOW, DORK!

2214. I always thought he was the son of Abraham

by evil_d on June 15, 2001
Rating: 7.76 (29 votes)

I always thought he was the son of Abraham by evil_d 6-15-01
Hey, Clango. Why the long face? I just finished reading "I, Robot". It always saddens me to think that such a brilliant author as Isaac Asimov is no longer with us.	Isaac Asimov, huh? Wasn't he the guy who discovered gravity? No, you're thinking of Isaac Newton.	I thought he was the guy that invented those cookies. Oh, wait -- it's not a cookie, it's fruit and cake! I think I'm about to break the First Law of Robotics.

2215. Ham

by Rabid_Weasle on June 30, 2004
Rating: 7.75 (60 votes)

Ham by Rabid_Weasle 6-30-04
I think I might be pregnant.	Yeah, and I think I might have a ham sandwich for lunch, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

2216. Hello, I'm Jesus Christ.

by attitudechicka on December 12, 2005
Rating: 7.75 (40 votes)

Hello, I'm Jesus Christ. by attitudechicka 12-12-05
Hello, I'm Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, son. You must be confused.	No, really I am. Come into this bar with me and I'll prove it.	Jesus Christ! You're back again?

2217. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 22, 2002
Rating: 7.75 (40 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-22-02
So, I woke up this morning and there's dogshit in my hand... Wow, how did you get dogshit in your hand?	I always go to sleep with dogshit in my hand.	But when I woke up, it was in my OTHER hand. Conspiracy!

2218. Double standard

by NeoVid on July 24, 2001
Rating: 7.75 (40 votes)

Double standard by NeoVid 7-24-01
Asian power! Christian power!	Black power! Flower power!	White... uh... Watch it, you racist scum.

2219. Sally's Cute Misunderstanding

by biped on March 18, 2008
Rating: 8.25 (20 votes)

Sally's Cute Misunderstanding by biped 3-18-08
Mommy, what's a "news horse"? "News horse"? Where did you hear THAT, honey?	On TV. CNN says that they're "America's Number One News Horse." OH, ha-ha! Not HORSE, sweetie! SOURCE! (Giggle!) SOURCE!	"Source"? You mean like SPAGHETTI SOURCE? Okay...is she being cute, or is she just fucking with me?

2220. spoilerrip off

by NeoVid on September 26, 2007
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

spoilerrip off by NeoVid 9-26-07
I put a new spoiler on my car yesterday. What's it look like?	It's a bumper sticker that says "the rings get activated at the end of Halo 3."

2221. Right Up Her Alley

by choadwarrior on July 11, 2007
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Right Up Her Alley by choadwarrior 7-11-07
You wanna go back to my place and have some no-strings sex?	YOU BETCHA!	I'll go take out my tampon.

2222. Dear Penthouse...

by mandingo on July 1, 2007
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Dear Penthouse... by mandingo 7-01-07
hello, Eric. how are you? i feel terrible, Sister Celise. i'm ashamed to admit it, but i keep having lustful thoughts about you	oh my... well that's okay i guess, Eric, just so you repent. you of course realize why it could never happen? i do, Sister. it's just something i think about. i'd never act on it. what would my friends say after all? it's just some sick obsession i have	with nuns? fat chicks.

2223. Question ‘er III

by RedfeatheR on October 29, 2006
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Question ‘er III by RedfeatheR 10-29-06
Question #3 : Do you swing? I love swinging	Correct - plan for orgies I used to swing with my brothers all the time in my back yard	... kinky orgies

2224. Campus Reflex Save

by LuckyGuess on October 21, 2006
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Campus Reflex Save by LuckyGuess 10-21-06
Hey, I'm here for the D&D club. Good, young warrior. Your story begins now.	You get 2000 gold to spend on supplies.	Why are you dressed as a wizard? You get 1000 gold to spend on supplies.

2225. father son talk: religion

by mandingo on August 6, 2006
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

father son talk: religion by mandingo 8-06-06
dad, shouldn't the catholic church be sympathetic towards homosexuals since all their priests keep getting caught touching boys? it might seem like they should, son, but the church's rejection of homosexuality is consistent with one of catholicism's most strongly held beliefs	the sanctity of marriage? unwavering self-hatred.

2226. Chat Up Lines

by The_young_scot on March 23, 2006
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Chat Up Lines by The_young_scot 3-23-06
Hi, looking for someone? No, I'm not interested		Rape it is then

2227. Gran and Gran: It's Way Too Late

by HotRodDeathToll on January 4, 2006
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Gran and Gran: It's Way Too Late by HotRodDeathToll 1-04-06
Zoe, i have something to tell you about your womenhood. Yes?	Well there is a time in a girl's life when she is going into adolescenthood that she gets a thing called menustration. Mum, i stopped having my periods four years ago!	AHH! MY DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!

2228. Hello, I'm Jesus Christ Redux

by attitudechicka on December 13, 2005
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Hello, I'm Jesus Christ Redux by attitudechicka 12-13-05
I really am Jesus Christ, come into this bar with me and I'll prove it.	Jesus Fucking Christ, you're back again?	I forgot to mention that my middle name is "Fucking".

2229. Judgement Gay II

by RedfeatheR on June 4, 2007
Rating: 7.75 (20 votes)

Judgement Gay II by RedfeatheR 6-04-07
This is the section for babies who were aborted. And here is the section for those who hate Jews but are also Astros fans. And here is the...	You know what...	I'll let you know when we get to the "Stare at my ass" section

2230. CC 303: Halloween

by biped on October 31, 2005
Rating: 7.74 (31 votes)

CC 303: Halloween

So, what are you dressing up as this year? Shit, I don't know. Clown, maybe.

by biped, 10-31-05

2231. Tony the ADD police drawer dude.

by biped on May 11, 2005
Rating: 7.74 (31 votes)

Tony the ADD police drawer dude. by biped 5-11-05
Is there anything else you can tell me about him?	Well, I hate to say it...but he was probably the sexiest man I've ever seen.	A-ha. Good. I think I've got it now.

2232. It's a Lucky Life

by LuckyGuess on March 4, 2006
Rating: 7.73 (44 votes)

It's a Lucky Life by LuckyGuess 3-04-06
Grandma, where are mommy and daddy? They're in court fighting over how much alimony mommy is going to get. Now get in the car, because grandma and grandpa need to get you baptised.	What's baptised? It's where we get all the Jew out of you to spite daddy.

2233. PSYCHIATRIST

by Water_Cooler_Robot on March 28, 2004
Rating: 7.73 (33 votes)

PSYCHIATRIST by Water_Cooler_Robot 3-28-04
so...you killed a defenseless woman for no reason the other day? YEAH. SURE DID.	i see...	tell me about your mother. I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.