Top Rated Comics Archive

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551. ¡¿¡Ehhh!?!

by RCCOLAMAN on May 23, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

¡¿¡Ehhh!?! by RCCOLAMAN 5-23-09
You're going to rot in here for a loooong time for raping all those little Mexican boys!! I can't help it, I just likes me my Mexican boys.	So what are you in for? Same thing as you señor...	...Pedrophilia!

552. cc415: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

by mandingo on January 28, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

cc415: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes by mandingo 1-28-09
you ever wonder what Satan does on his day off? rapes dolphins	why dolphins? why not? they're all but asking for it with their smooth skin and come hither manner	wait... didn't you just vacation at Sea World? allegedly

553. What if masturbate meant die.

by seanator on August 9, 2008
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

What if masturbate meant die. by seanator 8-09-08
One fine day... I saw my grandpa masturbate yesterday I'm so sorry, did he masturbate peacefully?	He was shaking and thrashing about at first, then he grew still, told me he loved me, and he was finished Thats how I want to masturbate. How are you taking it?	Well seeing him masturbate firsthand at first made me want to curl up and masturbate myself Well if you need anyone to talk to, I'll be here, I saw my grandmother masturbate a few months ago so I know the temptations you are facing

554. Butterfly stroke

by mandingo on June 26, 2008
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

Butterfly stroke by mandingo 6-26-08
have you gone to visit Joe since he had his right brain stroke? nah. seeing him that way would only depress me	FEET!!!	i go visit that FEET!!! guy instead

555. Daily Affirmations of a Zombie-Epidemic Survivor

by theburninator on December 20, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

Daily Affirmations of a Zombie-Epidemic Survivor by theburninator 12-20-07
		Sure is nice to finally have some "me" time.

556. In Common

by choadwarrior on September 6, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

In Common by choadwarrior 9-06-07
That'll be $8.57. Can I get your name? Eric.	That's my son's name.	When you tell him you had a customer named Eric today, try and notice if he gives a shit.

557. Inherit the Broken Wind

by Namgubed on August 21, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

Inherit the Broken Wind by Namgubed 8-21-07
You there! Nun! Would you by any chance consider yourself to be ... meek? Yes! Oh, yes, Lord, I am most certainly meek!	Great! Enjoy your inheritance, then.

558. Duck Duck Goose

by ObiJo on September 11, 2004
Rating: 8.33 (21 votes)

Duck Duck Goose by ObiJo 9-11-04

559. Green

by not_Scyess on July 1, 2010
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Green by not_Scyess 7-01-10
That skirt looks like it's made of recycled fabrics. It is. Green is the new black.		HEY, NIGGER! GET OFF MY LAWN!

560. Break Time

by four_legged_tripod on December 9, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Break Time by four_legged_tripod 12-09-09
You okay Ben? You've been in here for a while now.	Uh, dude? According to this, we're not doing the glory hole quite right.

561. Flight Attendants Gone Wild

by four_legged_tripod on November 20, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Flight Attendants Gone Wild by four_legged_tripod 11-20-09
Sir, this may be the final moment of your life. You may not have another opportunity like this. Take it while it's here.	Okay. What about an old fashioned motorboat? Just keep your head between my tits. Sir?	Sir, this may be the final moment of your life...

562. Lost in Space

by ragu4u on October 8, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Lost in Space

You wouldn't have found a fingertip in there, would you?

by ragu4u, 10-08-09

563. Who's Bad?

by kaufman on June 28, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Who's Bad? by kaufman 6-28-09
With this recent spate of dead celebrities, I know some of you may be having trouble telling them apart. So here to explain is People Magazine's Ed Lynch. Thank you Hillary, it's pretty straightforward. While Farrah Fawcett married the $6,000,000 man, Ed McMahon WAS the $1,000,000 man for Publisher's Clearing House.	And what about Michael Jackson? What distinguishes him from them? Well, Michael, as you recall, sang "ABC". Ed was seen every night on NBC.	That's pretty good. But can you tell the difference between Michael and Farrah? Piece of cake. You could always find Farrah's face on the WALLS of 12 year old boys ...

564. Grief

by Aylear on April 9, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Grief by Aylear 4-09-09
Would you like some lasagna, Garfield?	Yes, Jon. Meow.	Sigh. Taking up taxidermy since Garfield died didn't really help my depression.

565. Crunchy

by TheGovernor on October 28, 2008
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Crunchy by TheGovernor 10-28-08
Ive just imagined a trillion dollars Great can I lend 20 billion of them?	Sure, though you still owe me 50 billion from the money I imagined last month, I need to pay back brian at HSBC for the 200 Billion he imagined and loaned me Why don't you just imagine you payed him back?	Don't be an idiot Ted. This is International Finance not pre-school story hour

566. How to Recognize a Ninja

by umfumdisi on October 28, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

How to Recognize a Ninja by umfumdisi 10-28-07
I serve my master in the Clan of the Black Fist! I serve my master in the Clan of the White Hand!	I am a sworn enemy of The Clan of the White Hand! I am a sworn enemy of The Clan of the Black Fist!	Bob? Morty!

567. Phil the Wonder Rapist

by The_young_scot on October 3, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Phil the Wonder Rapist by The_young_scot 10-03-07
Here we see four times world champion rapist Phil, preparing to defend his title	Now that cage has a 2000 volt charge, but he must rape that bird. Lets watch...	And he did it! What a move! What a rape! Something has gone horrible afoul in the land of children's T.V.

568. Condumundrum

by attitudechicka on September 18, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Condumundrum by attitudechicka 9-18-07
What the hell is that? It's a condom I bought online. It has the superman logo printed right on it!	How small is your penis that you have to dress it up in order to see it? I uh... I have some glow in the dark ones too...	Uh, you need it to light up too? What else you got, something that makes a whirring noise? But the website stated the Whirrmax was a guaranteed climax!

569. How to be an evil bastard

by The_young_scot on September 17, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

How to be an evil bastard by The_young_scot 9-17-07
Step 1: Go to an orphanage and buy them a puppy Oh boy! Finally someone in this cruel and uncaring world who will love us! I'll call you spot! Woof!	Step 2: Set the puppy on fire and use its flaming remains to burn down the orphanage THE ONLY PLACE I EVER CALLED HOME IS BEING BURNED DOWN BY THE ONLY THING WHO EVER LOVED ME!!	Step 3: Wait outside and beat up any survivors, dressed like Santa GOD HATES YOU ALL!!!

570. TRICK R STAB!

by boloboffin on July 28, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

TRICK R STAB! by boloboffin 7-28-07
TRICK R STAB!!!! Trick, please!	*nom nom nom* Ahhh...	I'm going to wear out my jaw at this rate.

571. RCL

by boloboffin on July 27, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

RCL

Sometimes Vaughn would go ahead and change into his Gothman costume, in case Commissioner Gordon would need to fend off villians with emo buttrock. Sadly, the call never came.

by boloboffin, 7-27-07

572. choice of art

by mandingo on July 11, 2007
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

choice of art by mandingo 7-11-07
it depicts man's struggle against log no		what if we hang it in the kids' room? now THAT might be fun

573. Untitled

by batFucker on June 21, 2004
Rating: 8.33 (18 votes)

Untitled by batFucker 6-21-04
would you believe that i am my brother's daddy?	no, it's not what you're thinking. this wasn't any jerry springer "my mom seduced me" bullshit. i mean, this involved a real complex family tree, some tricky marriages and divorces...	and that one time i had sex with my mom.

574. Bedside Manner

by four_legged_tripod on February 17, 2011
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

Bedside Manner by four_legged_tripod 2-17-11
So what's the bad news? You have AIDS.	And the good news? It's SUPER AIDS!	SUPER!

575. No Wammies! No Wammies!

by brycekain on May 21, 2010
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

No Wammies! No Wammies! by brycekain 5-21-10
Welcome to "Name That Qu'ote!" Brought to you by the new family friendly Taliban!â„¢ Uh, sir?	You know the rules: Each infidel must name the correct quote from the Qu'ran or risk the wrath of Allah! Sir, I was kidnapped at gunpoint in Pakistan. I'm a middle aged, white businessman from America. I don't know anything about the Qu'ran.	This brings us to the Sudden Death round! Shit.

576. The Beat-it-a-tudes

by UnknownEric on March 21, 2010
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

The Beat-it-a-tudes by UnknownEric 3-21-10
You know, as a Christian, there's something that really bothers me... What, our premarital sex?	No, no... it's just that... when you come you always say "Jesus Christ." So?	It's blasphemy. Hogwash. Don't they say, "Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord"?

577. I Need to Take a Number 2

by four_legged_tripod on January 4, 2010
Rating: 8.67 (15 votes)

I Need to Take a Number 2 by four_legged_tripod 1-04-10
As you can see we spent 85% of our entire budget replacing company pencils. An on going investigation has been started...	*crack*	What was that? Nothing. Do you have a pen?

578. When Mr. Fantastic is too Lazy to Get Up to Use the Restroom

by four_legged_tripod on December 17, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

When Mr. Fantastic is too Lazy to Get Up to Use the Restroom by four_legged_tripod 12-17-09
		Oh God, that's good!

579. Messin' with Backgrounds II

by four_legged_tripod on November 24, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

Messin' with Backgrounds II by four_legged_tripod 11-24-09
	You put a window in so people could watch you masturbate in your relaxation pool? You better watch out Fred. People can get crazy. Come on now Martha. What's the worst that can happen?

580. WW 74: Blah

by kaufman on May 24, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

WW 74: Blah by kaufman 5-24-09
	This is really boring. I knew I shouldn't have come to this reunion.	My friends say they've all enjoyed theirs, but then again, maybe they weren't home-schooled only children.

581. A Super Funny Joke

by muffindance on March 7, 2009
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

A Super Funny Joke by muffindance 3-07-09
OKAY LISTEN UP GUYS!!!!!! I HAVE A SUPER FUNNY JOKE TO TELL	I LIKE MY COFFEE THE WAY I LIKE MY WOMEN:	RAPED AND DISMEMBERED IN FRONT OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

582. how to tell if your chemistry teacher is a pedophile

by areallystupidguy on October 23, 2008
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

how to tell if your chemistry teacher is a pedophile by areallystupidguy 10-23-08
okay kids, put your rubber gloves on, we're going to be working with highly dangerous chemicals today. what kind of chemicals?	sleeping gas. uh, then what good are gloves going to be? shouldn't we have something on our faces?	in due time, in due time

583. How "Back To The Future" Should Have Gone

by boloboffin on April 19, 2008
Rating: 8.33 (15 votes)

How "Back To The Future" Should Have Gone by boloboffin 4-19-08
But, Doc, traveling in time could be dangerous! We've got no choice, Marty! Into the Delorean!	WHIZZAM! *choke* Where are we, Doc? Oh, no! *choke* I was so busy thinking about time, *choke*, I forgot that the Earth is continually hurtling through SPACE!!