Top Rated Comics Archive

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901. Sci-fi convention

by Injokester on October 18, 2006
Rating: 8.21 (28 votes)

Sci-fi convention by Injokester 10-18-06
Hey, you going to the sci-fi convention? Hell yes.	You get to walk around naked for 3 days,	And they give you $500 for best costume.

902. I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me...

by Waste_Of_A_Sniper on September 6, 2003
Rating: 8.21 (28 votes)

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me... by Waste_Of_A_Sniper 9-06-03
Look! I can balance a nachos chip with my hard-on!!	How would ya like to dip that chip into my love juice?	Go find your own hobby!

903. Catholic Terrorists

by four_legged_tripod on March 14, 2013
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Catholic Terrorists by four_legged_tripod 3-14-13
09/11/2001 As you can see here, black smoke is billowing out of the 1st tower of the trade center.	Dear God! A second plane has hit the 2nd tower of the trade center!	It's now official as we see the white smoke coming out of the 2nd tower that the terrorists have chosen a new pope.

904. Ultimate Terrorist

by Lord_Vodek on December 25, 2010
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Ultimate Terrorist by Lord_Vodek 12-25-10
I am the ultimate terrorist No you're not I am	Specialty? Suicide bombing.	How does that make you the best? Nine Lives duh

905. Pig & Cat: Personality Goes A Long Way

by ZMannZilla on August 5, 2010
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Pig & Cat: Personality Goes A Long Way by ZMannZilla 8-05-10
Hey Arnold, want some bacon with your omelette? DUDE!!!	Oh, shit! Sorry! Sorry! How could you possibly offer me bacon? You should know better!	I just figured that, after yesterday, you weren't Jewish any more. GAY MARRIAGE DOES NOT CANCEL OUT JUDAISM, RETARD!!!

906. Victims of 9/11 part 18

by Creature_From_Beyond on July 12, 2010
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Victims of 9/11 part 18 by Creature_From_Beyond 7-12-10
8:40 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 Listen up cubicle zombies! A genie came to my apartment last night and offered me three wishes.	I am now the richest person on Earth; a sexual tyranosaur; and way more interesting than that guy from the Dos Equis commercials.	I wasn't even going to come in today but then I thought, "What the hell is the point of being awesome if you can't shove it in other people's faces?"

907. RCL no. 2168

by RandomComicLayoutGuy on April 21, 2010
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

RCL no. 2168 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-21-10
There. The serum I injected you with should take effect in seconds...	My dick just shrunk! YESSSSSS!!!	Um... Where EXACTLY did you get your diploma? Diploma?

908. The lukket standup show - nerds should appreciate this

by lukket on November 19, 2009
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

The lukket standup show - nerds should appreciate this by lukket 11-19-09
If you're a body guard for a top military guy, and you don't take a bullet for him....	Is that a general protection fault?

909. Messin' with Backgrounds

by four_legged_tripod on November 13, 2009
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Messin' with Backgrounds by four_legged_tripod 11-13-09
	Did you see the new relaxation and masturbation pool I installed in the other room? Fred, that's disgusting. If you're gonna do something like that, at least add something else to the room to help you get off so you're not in there all day.	When you think old guy gonna let us out of box?

910. He ain't heavy

by lukket on October 8, 2009
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

He ain't heavy by lukket 10-08-09
Well, it's not as fun to play with my little brother as I thought.	Should've invested in wireless controls.	The taxidermist did a great job though.

911. Movie On

by choadwarrior on September 18, 2009
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Movie On by choadwarrior 9-18-09
Obama is a Nazi! Oh, for fuck's sake. He is not.	How can you be so sure? I've watched a lot of movies about World War II.	And Obama clearly does not have a British accent.

912. Misunderstanding

by Hari_Nezumi on June 8, 2009
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Misunderstanding by Hari_Nezumi 6-08-09
Phew! Carrying this crucifix is hard under this hot sun. I'll just rest it here for now. Although these boards are pretty flammable, I hope the heat doesn't...	Oh no! It caught fire! Good thing I have my special flame-resistant hood and suit with me!	Oh is this your yard?

913. Salvation

by Aylear on April 7, 2009
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Salvation by Aylear 4-07-09
33 CE     OPPOSITE          OVER         HYPOTENUSE!	2009 AD Today we commemorate Jesus Christ, who died for our sines.

914. One Day in 1709

by kaufman on October 31, 2008
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

One Day in 1709 by kaufman 10-31-08
How! Me helpum. What be your problem?	My butter churn. It is stuck in the down position. I don't know what to do. You tryum rotate handle clockwise while pullum up. Also a few dabs of oil serve to lubricate.	So was tech support able to help you? Eventually, but I could barely understand her. I hate all this outsourcing to Indians!

915. Gotta Catch 'Em All

by ZMannZilla on April 5, 2008
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Gotta Catch 'Em All by ZMannZilla 4-05-08
I will prove my superiority as a trainer! PROTOBEAST, I CHOOSE YOU!!! PRO-prooooo!!!!!	CONconCON!!!!! No, it is I who shall be the very best, the best that ever was! BRAINICON, I CHOOSE YOU!!!	For some reason, Debate-O-Mon never took off. The death penalty is not only suitable punishment for heinous crimes, it is economically beneficial to the prison system. None among us has the right to kill another person - does the morality which places the condemned on trial not also apply to the executioner?

916. cc375: Woppy Burger Redux

by mandingo on December 4, 2007
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

cc375: Woppy Burger Redux by mandingo 12-04-07
welcome to Woppy Burger U. here you'll learn everything you need to know to serve fresh Woppy goodness to the demanding Woppy masses. but a word of warning - it isn't easy. our dropout rate is 80%	first, let me ask you, can you count to ten?	yes. then i'll just sign your diploma here...

917. Robot Boobs

by umfumdisi on November 19, 2007
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Robot Boobs by umfumdisi 11-19-07

918. Kronius: Overlord of Time

by The_young_scot on November 17, 2007
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Kronius: Overlord of Time by The_young_scot 11-17-07
Stop right there Kronius! We've got you surrouneded. We know you robbed that bank Be that as it may cockgobbler, but I shall escape....INTO THE FUTURE!		I'm still right here HOW ARE YOU KEEPING UP WITH ME?!?

919. Prodigal arm

by mandingo on August 29, 2007
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Prodigal arm by mandingo 8-29-07
i'm home, pop! if you're my arm, what the hell is this i'm holding?	that's one of those novelty cloth arms people hang out of their trunk to make it look like there's a body in there HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA	i'm about to lose a popularity contest to a piece of cloth, aren't i? oh yeah.

920. End of a Conversation

by Scyess on August 16, 2007
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

End of a Conversation by Scyess 8-16-07
See ya later, Reddy. Give your girlfriend a kiss for me. Nah.	C'mon! She loves the way I kiss! Er... what?	Um... I mean... she loves the way you kiss. When you, er, pretend to be me. Just leave already.

921. CC359 - RCL #1

by kramer_vs_kramer on June 22, 2007
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

CC359 - RCL #1 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-22-07
Father, I'm here to pay my respects to the deceased. I see. Were you a friend of hers?	Yes, I was there when she died. Ah, so you'd be the one who raped and murdered her last week?	Actually, it was murder, then rape. You could have gone easier on her. I had a go yesterday and could barely touch the sides.

922. faux.pas

by kaufman on August 17, 2005
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

faux.pas by kaufman 8-17-05
Jenny, there's something we have to tell you. Yes, we think you're old enough to know.	What? That you're gay? I've known that for years. No, honey, that's not it. The truth is ...	You're adopted.

923. FTC 67: Traps!

by Scyess on July 11, 2005
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

FTC 67: Traps! by Scyess 7-11-05
Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope.	Do you drink? Sometimes.	If smoking were a liquid, would you drink it? My interview book didn't cover this one.

924. This Actually Happened V

by Scyess on March 3, 2005
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

This Actually Happened V by Scyess 3-03-05
Hey! I bought some organic tangerines at the store! Of course they're organic. All fruits are composed of compounds of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen.	That's not what "organic" means anymore. Oh, yeah? Let's see what the dictionary has to say about that.	"organic - adj - costing $1.50 extra per pound" Hey! I got some organic toilet paper on sale!

925. Untitled

by batFucker on June 20, 2004
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Untitled by batFucker 6-20-04
i went out with a girl last night. at first, it wasn't going to well.	then, when we were at the movies, i went to get a cheap feel after she returned from the bathroom. turned out she had left, and some lardo took her seat, so i was fondling some fat guy's man breasts.	the date went pretty well after that.

926. Robots for that

by evil_d on August 13, 2002
Rating: 8.21 (14 votes)

Robots for that by evil_d 8-13-02
So, um, I'm sorry, but I can't pay back all that money I owe you... please don't beat me up! Bongo, Bongo, you surprise me. To think that in this day and age, a man such as myself would stoop to physical violence to resolve a dispute!	Oh, thank god!	I mean, really. We have robots for that now.

927. If life was like Monopoly 3

by bankerrap on July 22, 2007
Rating: 8.2 (25 votes)

If life was like Monopoly 3 by bankerrap 7-22-07
What are you in for? I rolled three doubles, you?	Oh, I'm just visiting.

928. cc344 quincy in spring

by mandingo on January 7, 2007
Rating: 8.2 (25 votes)

cc344 quincy in spring by mandingo 1-07-07
if you rape someone and then kill them, you're charged with rape and murder. but if you kill them first and then rape them, you're just charged with murder. kind of a technicality really	but what if someone else kills them and you rape them? what are you charged with then?	let's find out uh oh

929. The Toga Bar - Priorities

by up4abeer on August 7, 2006
Rating: 8.2 (25 votes)

The Toga Bar - Priorities by up4abeer 8-07-06
Is that coat an Armani? You would also like my Lexus and matching Rolex.	Impressive. How do you afford all those things? I got my priorities straight.	You want to go somewhere more private? Your place or Mom's?

930. 12 Year Olds Write All Sequels

by HotRodDeathToll on February 11, 2006
Rating: 8.2 (25 votes)

12 Year Olds Write All Sequels by HotRodDeathToll 2-11-06
What's your favourite movie? Predator 2	Why's that? Because I wrote it

931. Death's Doorstep

by Hari_Nezumi on September 30, 2008
Rating: 8.2 (25 votes)

Death's Doorstep by Hari_Nezumi 9-30-08
Yes? Hello, Kevin.	Oh my god...Death! No, please! Not yet! It's too late Kevin. It's time.	But...I'm only on the second disc! Dammit Kevin, you've had my Gray's Anatomy DVD's for like, two weeks, man!

932. Evangelism

by HCRoyall on September 14, 2005
Rating: 8.19 (69 votes)

Evangelism by HCRoyall 9-14-05
Good morning! Can I help you?	I'm with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Have you accepted Jesus into your life? Are you kidding me?!	I let the bastard in two years ago and he never left! You're out of milk again.

933. God's Image

by squidrabies on January 10, 2008
Rating: 8.24 (34 votes)

God's Image by squidrabies 1-10-08
So here's the deal. You like cheese, you spread diseases, you serve no purpose aside from feeding larger animals and pretty much everything is going to try to kill you all the time. Forever. Gotcha.	So... my advice, keep on your toes. Any questions? Can I have a venomous sting or something? To even the playing field?	Hahaha. Sure. But yeah, no. You're food. Sorry, buddy. Intelligent design is fucking retarded.