Top Rated Comics Archive

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1701. An Interactive Comic (Sign your name in the Comment Box)

by christopher7murphy on August 5, 2007
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

An Interactive Comic (Sign your name in the Comment Box) by christopher7murphy 8-05-07
Look! It's the Stripcreator Home Page! Oh my...look at all those recent comics by donors. I wonder what happens if you click on "read this comic?"	Don't click on that..ohhh...too late!	It will be years before we make it to the front page again, darn you! Hey, look! Someone left a comment!

1702. The Adventures of Dude-Guy

by The_young_scot on May 6, 2007
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

The Adventures of Dude-Guy

With the powers of nonchalance! Ah-ha! Dude-guy! You're too late to stop me robbing the bank! Fair enough

by The_young_scot, 5-06-07

1703. Worst Person to be Trapped in a Maze With

by Zaster on April 28, 2007
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

Worst Person to be Trapped in a Maze With by Zaster 4-28-07
Check this out. This chick told me she only goes out with "bad boys".	So I cut off her dog's head and held its bloody entrails aloft as an offering to dark and terrible gods.	And I still didn't get any play. Bitch must be a lesbian.

1704. No need for PI's

by lukket on November 14, 2006
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

No need for PI's by lukket 11-14-06
I believe, my wife is fucking a pedant, Martin. Um. Mike, shouldn't it be "a fucking pedantic"?	Oops.

1705. Charlie Murphy Band

by mandingo on August 21, 2006
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

Charlie Murphy Band by mandingo 8-21-06
if you'd care to take a dare, i'll make a bet with you. you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due--i'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cause i think i'm better than you my name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but i'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, cause i'm the best that's ever been	Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.If you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,but if you lose the devil gets your soul!	who's that redundant asshole? thought he was with you

1706. McButchers IX

by RedfeatheR on June 17, 2006
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

McButchers IX by RedfeatheR 6-17-06
Welcome to McButcher's. What would you like? To preach the good news of the kingdom of God	*sigh*	to eat... FUCKIN' seasoned curlieeeees

1707. The God Couple - Episode 8

by fuzzyman on April 28, 2005
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

The God Couple - Episode 8 by fuzzyman 4-28-05
Good news, Buddha! We'll be able to pay the rent this month. I got us a job appearing in a video game. Most wonderful! What's the game?	Round Three... FIGHT! Shock Grasp! Lightning Bolt! Torpedo! Fatality! Ressurection!	Hey, this is no fair! He keeps rising from the dead! That's why this game is called Immortal Kombat, dude.

1708. One Day, Back in the 70's...

by choadwarrior on April 25, 2004
Rating: 7.89 (19 votes)

One Day, Back in the 70's... by choadwarrior 4-25-04
Grandma, you're bitchin' What does that mean?	It means "cool." Oh.	How come you've been telling me to stop being cool all these years?

1709. Now it all makes sense!

by fuzzyman on October 18, 2001
Rating: 7.88 (59 votes)

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01
You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but...	And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but...	Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

1710. Boorite's pants

by pita on August 26, 2004
Rating: 7.88 (52 votes)

Boorite's pants by pita 8-26-04
Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!	Quick, another beer! It's gonna start! You're so selfish! You waltz in here, toss your pants in the corner, you don't even say hello to me. Do you realize I cook and clean all day? I get no appreciation...	Damn, it started...

1711. Zombie Days

by WillZone on September 6, 2005
Rating: 7.88 (40 votes)

Zombie Days by WillZone 9-06-05
Zombie Outbreak Day 1... Oh my god. Ted? Ted "Tank" Davis? It's me, Chuck Sommers. Class of 97? Mrs. Taylors Bio class? Remember?	Braaaaiinns... Ha-ha! Yea, I was the one with the brains! I'm a lawyer now, so, you know, guess all that studying paid off.	Braaaaiiinnnsss... Taaannnkkkk...

1712. Shorties Having Shorties

by choadwarrior on April 11, 2005
Rating: 7.88 (40 votes)

Shorties Having Shorties by choadwarrior 4-11-05
I heard the ultrasound showed your wife is pregnant with a boy. Yeah, she has a tiny penis inside her.	Again? Dude! That's cold.	Yeah, we've all heard that excuse before.

1713. jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK

by Zaster on February 20, 2005
Rating: 7.88 (40 votes)

jo0 f33Lz0rZ t3H c0cK by Zaster 2-20-05
I take you back to my place. We start talking.	You can't help but notice that my PC is a home-brewed, dual core workstation with enhanced PCI graphix and water-cooled case!	You gasp in amazement. Your body starts to tremble as I boot Linux from a custom compiled... This is the worst cybersex ever.

1714. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on July 24, 2004
Rating: 7.88 (40 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 7-24-04
Old MacDonald had a farm. E I E I O. What did he have on his farm?	I'm getting to it. Jesus christ, have some patience. I'm sorry, I got really caught up in the story.	Fuck it, he had a duck. Who cares? Quack. That's what ducks say.

1715. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on October 1, 2002
Rating: 7.88 (40 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 10-01-02
Regrets... I've had a few...	but then again... too few to mention... That reminds me, did the cops find anything when they dug up your lawn?	just thought up a few more...

1716. John Lee

by mandingo on December 13, 2007
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

John Lee by mandingo 12-13-07
nope, sorry. i don't do that. it's $20 for a blowjob or $40 for half and half i said anilingus!	look, read the tat on my ass. "I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone at any time for any reason." what? where? the only tat i see says, "I'm a dirty illiterate whore who gave the WRONG motherfucking tattoo artist VD."

1717. Sally in TV Land 2

by biped on August 28, 2007
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

Sally in TV Land 2 by biped 8-28-07
You were right, Mommy! "M*A*S*H" really IS a funny show! Aww...I'm so glad you're enjoying it, sweetie. It's one of Mommy's favorites.	You know, Ed... sometimes I worry that some scenes might be a little too sad for Sally. Yeah...that show did have its truly heartfelt moments from time to time.	"I have a message. Lt Col. Henry Blake's plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan. It spun in...there were no survivors." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

1718. Intelligent comic?

by ojcme on May 24, 2007
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

Intelligent comic? by ojcme 5-24-07
Optimist: Always sure that whatever happens, it's for the common good. My glass is half full.	Pessimist: The world sucks and there is nothing you can do about it. My glass is half embittered feelings relating to high school.	Optimistic Pessimist: My glass is half empty but at least the other half is vodka. My glass is now empty.

1719. New comic 2: The comeback

by Humpenstein on November 8, 2006
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

New comic 2: The comeback by Humpenstein 11-08-06
What are you always thinking about? How hard I fucked your sister.	More like YOUR sister.	He's good.

1720. Out on the corner

by mandingo on September 3, 2006
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

Out on the corner by mandingo 9-03-06
what are you doing? i'm jacking off on these kittens and watching them lick it off each other		cool, i'm in the right line

1721. iTune Out

by choadwarrior on May 8, 2006
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

iTune Out by choadwarrior 5-08-06
Can I help you find something? Yeah, I'm looking for an audio cable to connect my iPod to my car stereo auxilliary jack.	We have two. This one is $9.99. The other one was designed especially for the iPod, and is $19.99. What makes the $19.99 cable so special?	It's white.

1722. 4. Billy and Mom in "What If"

by biped on December 13, 2005
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

4. Billy and Mom in "What If" by biped 12-13-05
Mom, do you think Burt Reynolds would've been as popular if his name had been "Burt Gopherhead"? Oh my, Billy -- where do you come up with such way out ideas?	I get them from "Imagine That! -- The Magazine Of Funny 'What Ifs'." GAAAA!!! BILLY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE???	Sorry, Mom...I needed to be pictured reading a magazine in that panel, and -- GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

1723. CC 281: A Guy Walks Into A Bar....

by attitudechicka on May 2, 2005
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

CC 281: A Guy Walks Into A Bar.... by attitudechicka 5-02-05
Another pint, mate.		What are you staring at, never seen a cow serve drinks before? No, I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.

1724. Michael Jackson, the later years

by mmyers on February 9, 2005
Rating: 7.88 (26 votes)

Michael Jackson, the later years by mmyers 2-09-05
	Here, take this arm and touch yourself with it.

1725. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 31, 2002
Rating: 7.87 (54 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-31-02
So all day today at work, I couldn't decide whether to kill myself or everyone else around me. Why not kill them and then kill yourself afterwards?		Fuck, where were you two hours ago? I'm not sure.

1726. Only in dreams, in beautiful dreams

by boorite on January 21, 2004
Rating: 7.87 (47 votes)

Only in dreams, in beautiful dreams by boorite 1-21-04
Last night I dreamed stripcreator had all this cool new art scanned in from "Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials." Last night, I dreamed my family had enough grain to last the winter.		They were really cool aliens.

1727. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 10, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (42 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-10-05
Welcome to the health and human services commission. Thanks for waiting 6 hours, can I help you? I love America! Land of the thing, home of the other thing!	Riiiight... Even though I work full-time at slightly above minimum wage, I'm poor and sick. Can I have some food and go to the doctor?	Sure, just fill out these thirty pages of intrusive questions, show me three forms of photo identification, your birth certificate, wait two months and go fuck yourself. There's only a 15 day waiting period to buy a gun.

1728. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 1, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (42 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-01-05
I guess you're wondering why I gathered you all here.	I'd like to call your attention to "Exhibit A", the spent, unflushed log floating in "Exhibit B", the toilet.	I happen to have indisputable evidence that someone in this very room is responsible for this heinous act. Do you have to do this every time you take a shit? Seriously.

1729. Unintelligent Design

by DexX on November 23, 2005
Rating: 7.86 (28 votes)

Unintelligent Design by DexX 11-23-05
Intelligent Design? God, what a stupid term. What do you mean?	If we were "designed" then there was nothing "intelligent" about it. I have all kinds of devolved bits and pieces on me that haven't been useful for eons. Oh yes... the appendix, a withered vestigial second stomach that serves no purpose apart from getting infected and killing you.	Yeah, the appendix, nipples on men, the way your hairs stand up when you're cold... this shit is like legacy code. You know what this means? If Intelligent Design is true, then God is Microsoft.

1730. cc395: Take one down, pass it around

by mandingo on July 23, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (21 votes)

cc395: Take one down, pass it around by mandingo 7-23-08
so then what? ...right, so there i am, raping the two whiny bitches when this little girl runs up shouting, "Wait! You're God! Aren't you supposed to be the good one??"	HAHAHAH HAHAHAH	so then what? ...right, so there i am, raping the three whiny bitches...

1731. RCD #16: You look great in those genes.

by Cre8tive13 on March 1, 2008
Rating: 7.86 (21 votes)

RCD #16: You look great in those genes. by Cre8tive13 3-01-08
You've got great eyes...I love your eyes....	Thanks...... And your hair. Wow. I'd love to have that hair!	You can't have my eyes or hair, but....... your future kids could! I love you.

1732. 1967

by choadwarrior on November 22, 2007
Rating: 7.86 (21 votes)

1967 by choadwarrior 11-22-07
Whoa...freak out, man. Who the hell are you, square? I'm you from 40 years in the future.	Far out! Did we finally put an end to war and achieve world peace? Not exactly; I'd say our generation turned out to be just as fascist we thought our parents were.	We have so much idealism. Please tell me we accomplished something like wiping out poverty, eradicating hunger, or curing diseases. We pretty much put all our efforts into the science of boners.