Top Rated Comics Archive

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2501. God: Year One

by squidrabies on September 15, 2005
Rating: 7.57 (37 votes)

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-15-05
I am great, I am good, everyone thank me for your... the fuck?! Glorg.	What the hell is this? I didn't make this. Spoo.	Hey, looks like those sit-ups have been paying off. I just took the biggest dump of my life.

2502. Whose Airline Is It, Anyway -- 3

by biped on May 29, 2004
Rating: 7.5 (36 votes)

Whose Airline Is It, Anyway -- 3 by biped 5-29-04
Okay, everyone -- we're going to have a fun little sing-a-long now. Ready? "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..."	"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..."	"If you're happy and you know how to pilot a passenger jet, and didn't have the Spam cutlet for dinner, clap your hands." Oh, dear.

2503. Separate But Equal

by AccentuateNegative on September 18, 2003
Rating: 7.5 (36 votes)

Separate But Equal by AccentuateNegative 9-18-03
So how did you break the news to your girlfriend?	I just don't think it's going to work out. I want a lover and a best friend. But that's exactly what I want!	Yeah, but my best friend is Steve.

2504. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 24, 2002
Rating: 7.5 (36 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-24-02
What is the meaning of life? The question is the answer.	I see. What you're saying is, there isn't just one answer for everything, we should try to find meaning in our own lives.	Sorry, I thought we were playing Jeopardy. In Jeopardy, the question is the answer.

2505. He's a real lady killer

by BigFrank105 on July 28, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

He's a real lady killer by BigFrank105 7-28-05
Tyler, I'm breaking up with you. No Cindy! Don't leave me! I can do better!	Oh yeah? Give me two reasons to change my mind. A 9mm and a shovel.	I'm amazed at how long you and Cindy have been dating. I'm just good with women I guess.

2506. Princess Twinkies the Friendly Cthulhu

by squidrabies on April 30, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

Princess Twinkies the Friendly Cthulhu by squidrabies 4-30-05
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY! Part 4 Okay, so what proof do I have that God exists and I'll have an afterlife of eternal happiness? Oh, haha. Well, none. No proof at all. Just have faith. And do everything I say without question.	Huh. Soooooo... I stunt my emotional growth and refrain from learning through experience and gaining the wisdom to choose what kind of person I want to be. Why? Simple. Fear and guilt.	Yeah... You know that's completely insane, right? I tell you what... the next time you're nailed to a cross, you can make up the rules.

2507. Timmy The Pervert #27

by TimmyThePervert on March 19, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

Timmy The Pervert #27 by TimmyThePervert 3-19-05
what kind of lame party are we hosting here? where's all the dames? dames?	you know, dames. chicks. foxes. babes. girls. oh, okay. i see.	preteens. you can stop now.

2508. Japanese Rice Wine

by Rabid_Weasle on August 19, 2004
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

Japanese Rice Wine by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-04
Jesus has requested I bring him some small cups. What for?	Jesus wishes to drink his Japanese rice wine.	Oh, for Christ's sake!

2509. Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory

by biped on May 12, 2004
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory by biped 5-12-04
Mr. Disney, that new animator you hired keeps drawing Mickey Mouse with a big, throbbing dick. Oh, he does, does he? Well, that's certainly out of step with our standard policy.	And I'm afraid that even Minnie isn't spared, sir. In fact, her dick is even bigger and -- well, "veiny-er" -- than Mickey's. Oh, my stars and garters, well, that will never do.	Eddie, I must insist that you resist the urge to depict our beloved Disney characters with large, ahem, penises. Sure, Uncle Walt. In fact, I've already planned a cartoon where they all get their dicks chopped off anyway.

2510. is he a pervert?

by boinky33 on June 15, 2003
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

is he a pervert? by boinky33 6-15-03
Hey! Can I see your box? Uh....I guess.	Ohh yaaa!	This is HOT!

2511. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on September 26, 2002
Rating: 7.5 (34 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-26-02
I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm. Wow.	I was teaching him to ride his bike without training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike.	So I broke the little shit's arm. Aversion therapy equals good parenting.

2512. Alternative Lifestyle

by AccentuateNegative on November 15, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Alternative Lifestyle by AccentuateNegative 11-15-05
How do you know being gay is genetic and not a choice? It's hard to explain, but I'll try.	I'm leaving tomorrow for a seven day trip.	If I had a choice, I wouldn't pack six pairs of shoes, but I can't help it.

2513. Trailer Trash

by BigFrank105 on August 5, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Trailer Trash by BigFrank105 8-05-05
So then whut did y'all say ta him?	Ah called him an alcoholic, inbred, NASCAR lovin', gun totin' redneck!	Awww! Ah think its so sweet y'all be renewin yer vows!

2514. Fillings

by AccentuateNegative on April 27, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Fillings by AccentuateNegative 4-27-05
I'm going to see my hot dentist tomorrow.	Are you going to get any cavities filled? Nah.	I'm pretty sure he's straight.

2515. Stripcreator: The Video Game

by BigEvilDan on April 24, 2004
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Stripcreator: The Video Game by BigEvilDan 4-24-04
Check it out. My character is reading your comic. Geez, why is he so ugly?	Oh look, he's rating it bad. No, not bad! Rate it good! A BUTTON!! A BUTTON!!	Ha! You lose! You shouldn't have broken the fourth wall. That's so old. I hate this game.

2516. Makes Me Sin, Awards Me Pain

by Denyer on December 4, 2003
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Makes Me Sin, Awards Me Pain by Denyer 12-04-03
I hope you don't mind I told people you were gay. No, I love getting beat up while being called a fag.	Oh.	Is that some kind of homo masochist thing?

2517. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 22, 2002
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-22-02
I'm trying to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette in almost a week.	Want one?	Sure! Here you go, pal.

2518. Tard Boy and Finkelman

by squidrabies on August 12, 2002
Rating: 7.5 (32 votes)

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-12-02
Britney Spears is pretty hot. Hell yeah.	I mean, I hate her music, but I'd give my kidneys just to poke her once. Both kidneys.	Then I'd cut out her kidneys, eat one and worship the other as a god. Eh?

2519. one night stand

by mandingo on March 11, 2006
Rating: 7.5 (30 votes)

one night stand

well good morning, Mr. Go All Night. rooooowr remember his name, remember his name, remember his name

by mandingo, 3-11-06

2520. Randomness!

by DragonXero on March 24, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (30 votes)

Randomness! by DragonXero 3-24-05
Dear god, that's sick.	I can't believe he did that, even I can't stomach that!	Good GOD Calvin! Those snowmen are disgusting!

2521. Never trust a redhead

by pita on April 20, 2002
Rating: 7.5 (30 votes)

Never trust a redhead by pita 4-20-02
I'm citing you for indecent exposure. If it happens again, you go to jail. What on earth were you thinking, walking through town buck naked like that? Well, sherriff, I was in a bar, and this purty little redhead takes me to her trailer for the night... So things are really gettin' hot...	She takes off her top & asks me to take of my shirt, so I did. Then she takes off her skirt and panties and asks me to take off my pants and underwear, so I did.	Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kinda sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy..."

2522. Limerick News Network

by Hatrix on November 9, 2006
Rating: 7.5 (28 votes)

Limerick News Network by Hatrix 11-09-06
There once was a bimbo named brit, Who married a talentless twit,	She financed his rap, While she cleaned baby crap,	Til he got a text saying she split! Good night everybody!

2523. Smart-ass comments don't foil arrests.

by jamesoak127 on September 6, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (28 votes)

Smart-ass comments don't foil arrests. by jamesoak127 9-06-05
I'm arresting you under suspicion of the rape and murder of Theresa Green...	Rape is such a harsh term for it... I prefer "surprise sex". ...	Get in the fucking car.

2524. Articulation

by mmyers on May 17, 2005
Rating: 7.59 (29 votes)

Articulation by mmyers 5-17-05
Her skin is like milk, her movement like a lilly in water, her scent that of a blossom. I should tell her all my emotions...	I want to put your titties in my mouth! Eat shit.	Well, that went better than expected.

2525. Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part Four

by KajunFirefly on March 13, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (28 votes)

Kajun and Boorite's Road to Australia - Part Four by KajunFirefly 3-13-05
Do you have anything stronger to drink? Listen, mate, we've got liquor here that'd wake the dead.	How cute. I'm serious, this stuff's made from snake venom and koala sperm.	I'm Scottish. We have sheep sperm too.

2526. Timmy The Pervert

by TimmyThePervert on January 21, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (28 votes)

Timmy The Pervert by TimmyThePervert 1-21-05
i read somewhere today that the average male thinks about sex 300 times a day.	makes sense, i'm an above-average kind of guy.

2527. Inspired by JasonP, Attributed to The League Against Tedium

by lima on December 16, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (26 votes)

Inspired by JasonP, Attributed to The League Against Tedium by lima 12-16-05
GET BEHIND ME SATAN!	GET IN FRONT OF ME GOD!	lets have a threesome

2528. It's True!

by Scyess on November 11, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (26 votes)

It's True! by Scyess 11-11-05
How do I hide all the porn on my computer?	Just change all the pictures to black & white. Then they magically turn from "porn" into "art."	Man. I love living in the modern age. You can also turn the recycling into art by gluing it all together.

2529. God: Millenium One

by squidrabies on September 23, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (26 votes)

God: Millenium One by squidrabies 9-23-05
Do me a favor, Abraham. Smash your kid's head open with a rock. Do what with a what now?	Spoo.	See? It was just a test of faith. Now I know you love me more than anything else. Good job. Okay, but seriously this time, go chuck a brick at your kid's head. No joke. It'll be easier this time. Isaac's in a fear induced coma.

2530. God: Year One

by squidrabies on September 14, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (26 votes)

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-14-05
Soooo, Adam.. I've been meaning to have a talk with you about your job performance. My what?	You're doing super, really. But, I expected a little more from you than eating, sleeping and looking at animals. Think you can punch it up a little? Like how? I eat fruit because it grows on trees, I sleep because I get sleepy and I look at animals because they move around in front of me.	You're not even trying. To do what?!

2531. Organized Crime

by BigFrank105 on July 27, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (26 votes)

Organized Crime by BigFrank105 7-27-05
Okay... By looking at me you wouldn't know it, but I'm a hardened criminal. I've jaywalked more streets than you could ever imagine. Sometimes I don't even use my signals while driving.	I'm such a hardass. None of you can compare to my skills. I was raised on the streets, bitch! Specifically, Oak and Elm street... You know... In a rough suburb in rural New Hampshire. Shit went down!	Don't fuck with me. You half-step me and I'll blast a cap in your ass! You just remember dat shit! I love doing dating videos.

2532. Right Hand Man in a left hand world

by mmyers on April 25, 2005
Rating: 7.5 (26 votes)

Right Hand Man in a left hand world by mmyers 4-25-05
When I was a kid, anytime they wanted to make something sound futuristic they'd add a 2000 to it. The Vacu-Suck 2000, The Mower Master 2000, The Tupperware Caddy 2000.	They did this because the year 2000 seemed so far away that it represented everything about the future. It seemed unfathomable that we'd live in or past the year 2000.	Now 2000 has come and gone. So what do we have to make something sound futuristic now? What time do we think will never come? May I recommend "The Vacu-Suck one day Bush won't be president anymore."