Top Rated Comics Archive

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351. You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

by christopher7murphy on January 16, 2008
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

You're a Book Store, Aintcha? by christopher7murphy 1-16-08
Who are you? I'm the new guy. I started last week.	Well...stay away from my banana! Sir! Do I look like the kinda guy that would steal a co-workers lunch?	Sorry...for the last few days, someone's been taking the banana that I bring for lunch. No worries...I found this one in that magic cold box in the break room.

352. Full Spread

by AccentuateNegative on December 30, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Full Spread by AccentuateNegative 12-30-07
Happy New Year. Come on in, I've got a bunch of food out.	What is all this? Potted shrimp in spiced, clarified butter. Grilled lamb & mint meatballs wrapped in basil leaves. Goat cheese stuffed figs wrapped in bacon...	Wow, this will really get the taste of cock out of my mouth.

353. You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

by christopher7murphy on December 21, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

You're a Book Store, Aintcha? by christopher7murphy 12-21-07
9:00 am -------------Has the book I ordered arrived yet? 9:15 am -------------Has the book I ordered arrived yet?	9:30 am -------------Has the book I ordered arrived yet? 9:45 am -------------Has the book I ordered arrived yet?	9:48 am -----------Your book arrived. Great! I'll pick it up in a month!

354. Maidens' Primer : Things not to insert into your vagina

by themushroom on October 28, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Maidens' Primer : Things not to insert into your vagina by themushroom 10-28-07
While there are many things that will fit inside of you, and some may even feel good, there are some things you should never put into your vagina for health and safety reasons. I once got a bladder infection and a bad case of yeast for not following these directions!	Never put the entire body of another life form in your vagina! Only the penis should be used. Do not put office supplies in there either; you don't know where they've been!	And under no circumstance should you put any part of a cowboy in any orifice, ever.

355. Galaga

by mandingo on October 22, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Galaga by mandingo 10-22-07
*shake shake* don't shake the game. you shake the game, i kick you right out	but it ate one of my quarters don't talk back. you talk back, i kick you right out	fine, but leave me alone, will ya? you're messing up my Galaga game don't let him capture your ship. you let him capture your ship, i kick you right out

356. Club Meds

by mandingo on October 15, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Club Meds by mandingo 10-15-07

357. Samaritanic

by ladyjdotnet on September 23, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Samaritanic by ladyjdotnet 9-23-07
After taking that CPR course, I'm so completely ready to save a life! You took the class, too? That's awesome!	It's so positive and empowering, and shows you to be a real humanitarian.	Yeah, whatever. I'm going to go to the park and wait for an old lady to drop so I can be a hero. Don't bother. They've all started pinning their Do Not Resuscitate orders to their chests since I took the class last month.

358. Therapy

by mandingo on September 21, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Therapy by mandingo 9-21-07
before our session ends, let me ask your opinion as a psychiatrist. if i had multiple personalities, would it count as an orgy every time i had sex with someone? that entire statement's built on a faulty premise.	that multiple personalities count as multiple people? that anyone would have sex with you! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!	please continue.

359. A likely story

by boorite on August 9, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

A likely story by boorite 8-09-07
Goddamn stupid ATM! *kick kick* Halt, criminal!	the fu--? Come quietly or I will be forced to administer BLIND JUSTICE!	That's right, fucking a plucked chicken.

360. If life was like Monopoly

by bankerrap on July 22, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

If life was like Monopoly by bankerrap 7-22-07
That'll be £20 thank you What? I was just walking through!	£20 There's not even any houses here! You expect me to pay £20 to stand around in a carpark!	£20

361. Random Acts of Kindness

by gabe_billings on May 26, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Random Acts of Kindness by gabe_billings 5-26-07
How much? Two bucks.	You know what? I'm gonna pay for the next ten people, too. Wow! That's a really nice gesture.	Thirty seconds later... How much? Two bucks.

362. opc35: dj hand binoculars

by mandingo on April 29, 2007
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

opc35: dj hand binoculars

i see london, i see france! have you seen my wife? last i saw, she was talking to dj housefire

by mandingo, 4-29-07

363. Top Five Ways to Get Kicked Out of Book Store: TWO

by christopher7murphy on November 29, 2006
Rating: 9.29 (7 votes)

Top Five Ways to Get Kicked Out of Book Store: TWO

Look through dictionaries and giggle at dirty words. heheh..."penal code."

by christopher7murphy, 11-29-06

364. Cuba Doo - The Socialist Ghosthunting Dog

by kramer_vs_kramer on November 25, 2006
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Cuba Doo - The Socialist Ghosthunting Dog by kramer_vs_kramer 11-25-06
Good work Cuba! Want a Cuba Snack? Che Guevara says that the proletariat should be happy to work for the good of the state, and should not require material incentives.		Zoinks!

365. Casual Friday

by mmyers on October 6, 2006
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Casual Friday by mmyers 10-06-06
You shot and killed 36 people today, Willis. You killed innocent women and children. You showed no regard for human life. Why did you do it, ya sick fuck? It's Casual Friday.	What? Casual Friday. I got a little casual, you know, with a machine gun.	Wow, is it Friday already? Where'd the freaking week go?

366. Dragonball Z, episode #5329

by evil_d on January 1, 2006
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Dragonball Z, episode #5329 by evil_d 1-01-06
Now I'm	going to	Next episode: Find out how this sentence ends! kick your

367. orange soda dingo ((based on a finn34 comic))

by mandingo on October 25, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

orange soda dingo ((based on a finn34 comic)) by mandingo 10-25-05
what did you have for lunch today? seven blowjobs.	ah	wait a minute, don't you go to your mom's house for lunch? NEXT QUESTION!

368. A Tribute to Mitch

by IHMAWTD on September 1, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

A Tribute to Mitch by IHMAWTD 9-01-05
Hey man, you know what I like? Mashed potatoes.	Dude, you have to give me time to guess.

369. Ed's Knife's Edge VI : Embryo A-no-no

by RedfeatheR on August 25, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Ed's Knife's Edge VI : Embryo A-no-no by RedfeatheR 8-25-05
what do you mean the condom broke...		WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COMDOM BROKE?! this is no good ... ... ...I hate eggs...

370. Life In The Office - Ep. 50 "Only What They Want To Hear"

by Chi_The_Cynic on August 25, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Life In The Office - Ep. 50 "Only What They Want To Hear" by Chi_The_Cynic 8-25-05
So, how are you getting on with the project? Do you want the long answer or the short answer?		How about the dishonest answer?

371. To Serve Robot-Kind #2

by ZMannZilla on July 29, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

To Serve Robot-Kind #2 by ZMannZilla 7-29-05
Greetings, Slave #A23-TK421! Today you'll be assigned to the soylent green processing plant! Hope you brought gloves! Yeah, about that, uh...	Our nation's Constitution clearly prohibits slavery. What you're doing is unconstitutional. Plus, nobody voted for you, OR your stupid little "robot apocalypse", so buzz off, I ain't going.	A Few Minutes Later... ...and with good behavior, you could have your eyes back in as little as three months! Now, are there any questions? Yeah... Next time, could you just kill me please?

372. Choice

by Scyess on June 5, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Choice by Scyess 6-05-05
I'm going to the natrual food store. Want anything? Oh, you're still doing that huh? I guess it's just a little out of fashion...	What do you mean? Nothing's more in fashion than natural food! I personally do all my shopping at the supernatural food store. It's so much better.	I am the ghost of that burger you just ate!!! Great! Fetch me a Sprite, willya?

373. New Bars

by Scyess on May 12, 2005
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

New Bars by Scyess 5-12-05
Hey, Jon. Wanna head down to the new Viagra bar? Gee, Jim... I don't know...	Aw, you'll be fine. Just don't ever back up.	And ferchrissakes, don't order a highball. Now I know. I'm staying right here.

374. Cred+1

by GuyInBoxers on June 5, 2007
Rating: 8.75 (8 votes)

Cred+1 by GuyInBoxers 6-05-07
Why is there a dictionary laying in the road in front of your house? Thats the word on the street.		Ok, I'll bite. Why? Street cred my friend, steet cred.

375. ctrl+alt+delete

by four_legged_tripod on October 16, 2018
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

ctrl+alt+delete by four_legged_tripod 10-16-18
Doctor, Paul Allen is not responding to the treatment. The co-founder of Microsoft?	Yes, doctor. Huh.	Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?

376. Speed Dating--Pre 1865

by choadwarrior on April 29, 2004
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Speed Dating--Pre 1865 by choadwarrior 4-29-04

377. Speed Dating--The Twenties

by choadwarrior on April 29, 2004
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Speed Dating--The Twenties by choadwarrior 4-29-04
Sometimes I tire of the speakeasy lifestyle.	I'll never find a proper woman in an establishment serving bathtub gin where harlots dance to negro music.	Good heavens, madam! You're practically naked!

378. Comic Contest #1 - We all make mistakes sometimes

by evil_d on February 9, 2001
Rating: 8.57 (7 votes)

Comic Contest #1 - We all make mistakes sometimes by evil_d 2-09-01
Jon, quit being a baby and help me bury this radioactive pudding! I promise you, there aren't any reanimated decaying corpses floating around!		Are you paying attention, Jon? I said there aren't many reanimated decaying corpses floating around! Now get over here and help me!

379. God is always watching you

by RCCOLAMAN on November 4, 2008
Rating: 8.55 (38 votes)

God is always watching you by RCCOLAMAN 11-04-08
	???

380. FTC 123: A Little Crazy

by boloboffin on December 15, 2007
Rating: 8.55 (31 votes)

FTC 123: A Little Crazy by boloboffin 12-15-07
Mommy, why am I so "different" from the other little boys?	Don't all the other little boys dig up their mom's corpse and mount it in the kitchen?	Why, of course, Norman. Now be a good boy and light some more incense.

381. Adam and Eve

by pita on July 19, 2004
Rating: 8.54 (41 votes)

Adam and Eve by pita 7-19-04
And God said unto Adam... Adam, I want you to go into that cave over there...Eve is waiting for you. Reproduce, become many, and fill the earth. How do I do that?	So God explained it thoroughly, and Adam went on into the cave...	You've only been gone a few minutes... what's wrong? What's a headache?

382. Settling

by ladyjdotnet on June 20, 2008
Rating: 8.54 (24 votes)

Settling by ladyjdotnet 6-20-08
I've been so nervous about our first date. I must have changed my clothes 16 times! And that's what you settled on?

383. You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

by christopher7murphy on December 12, 2007
Rating: 8.54 (24 votes)

You're a Book Store, Aintcha? by christopher7murphy 12-12-07
Will you give me a discount because of all the stickers on this book? Mam, that book originally priced at FIFTY DOLLARS! We put the sticker on it and are now selling it for a mere three dollars.	But the sticker ruins the cover! Can you at least peel it off? Yes, mam.	Now, how much do I owe you? Fifty dollars.